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Help pick out new titles for the Harry Potter series! (spam on subject)

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On the flight to Budapest a while back, I was held captive and shown Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban: great special effects, truly terrible writing. After that, I couldn't remember the full title (I had to look it up), and kept coming up with others to indicate the film while speaking with my wife: Harry Potter and the Wonder Bra of Death; Harry Potter and the Lost Subway Token of Doom; Harry Potter and the Rubber Chicken of Destiny; etc.

Now it occurs to me that we may have the beginnings of a cottage industry. Possibly we can find some perfect Harry Potter titles, and sell them to Buck to use as new forums. Then he'll get in hundreds of thousands of users, become filthy rich, and reward us all handsomely. Makes eminent sense. Of course.

Your suggestions for titles, please. :)
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Harry Potter and the Insolent Taxi Driver
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Harry Potter Meets the Dark Flames (sorta one of those coming-of-age flicks like Y Tu Mama Tabién.... :p )
That there; exactly the kinda diversion we coulda used.
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[QUOTE=Gwalchmai]Harry Potter Meets the Dark Flames (sorta one of those coming-of-age flicks like Y Tu Mama Tabién.... :p )[/QUOTE]
on a similar note...

Harry Potter and the STD... :o
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Harry Potter and the Wasabi Killers.
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Harry Potter and the Philosopher's .... uh.... Philosophy?
That there; exactly the kinda diversion we coulda used.
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Works for me. :)

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Er... Harry Potter Meets Noddy and Big Ears :p
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Potter, Harry Potter.
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I like the Rubber Chiken one :D

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Harry Potter and the Introspective Bumpkin

Harry Potter and the Disco Ball of Kalamazoo

Harry Potter and the Temple of Doom
Nature’s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
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Harry Potter and the Holy Grail

[QUOTE=Kayless]Harry Potter and the Temple of Doom[/QUOTE]
I thought of that one a few hours ago, but I thought it was too silly to post. I won't make that mistake again. :)
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Harry Potter and the Dawn of The Dead (ad on this screen right now)
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Harry Potter and the US Ellection

Harry Pothead and the Curse of Puberty

Harry Potter and The Damned Driver's License

Harry Potter and the Riddle of Zits

Harry Potter goes to Soho

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Harry Potter meets DCI

Harry Potter 20 years later (A part of the VH1 most infamous celeb stories)
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Harry Potter meets Noober and Neeber (Gueststaring: Biff the Understudy)
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[QUOTE=Xandax]Harry Potter meets Noober and Neeber (Gueststaring: Biff the Understudy)[/QUOTE]

LMAO!!!

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Harry Potter and the Gamebanshee Forums.

Wonder why this hasn't been done yet.
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Harry Potter meets COMM (oh god no)

Harry Potter and the guy who thought that he wasn't a fictional character and ran around london looking for him.
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Harry Potter and the guy who thought that he wasn't a fictional character and ran around london looking for him.
Erm... actually, he's real.

In any case, he doesn't live in London.
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