Weird songs that just make you smile
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[QUOTE=moltovir]I forgot the title of the song, but the first line is "I'm too sexy for my shirt". [/QUOTE]
"Too Sexy" by Right said Fred, yes it's hillarious
Monty Python's philosopher's song always makes me smile:
Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table.
David Hume could out-consume
Schopenhauer and Hegel,
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.
There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist.
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
Plato, they say, could stick it away
Half a crate of whiskey every day.
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,
Hobbes was fond of his dram,
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart:
"I drink, therefore I am"
Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed;
A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed!
"Too Sexy" by Right said Fred, yes it's hillarious
Monty Python's philosopher's song always makes me smile:
Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table.
David Hume could out-consume
Schopenhauer and Hegel,
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.
There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist.
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
Plato, they say, could stick it away
Half a crate of whiskey every day.
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,
Hobbes was fond of his dram,
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart:
"I drink, therefore I am"
Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed;
A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed!
"There are in fact two things, science and opinion; the former begets knowledge, the latter ignorance." - Hippocrates
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- Taco Magus
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One that always makes me smile is "too high for the supermarket" by The Uninvited
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"This is between us and the chickens, ma'am, and im going to ask
real nicely that you stay out of it" -Child of Baal
"This is between us and the chickens, ma'am, and im going to ask
real nicely that you stay out of it" -Child of Baal
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- Galuf the Dwarf
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[QUOTE=werebeargoddess]Isn't that song called "Baby Got Back"?[/QUOTE]
Yes, that is correct for $1,000,000!
Yes, that is correct for $1,000,000!
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Songs that always makes me smile are the songs that the minstrels in MP's Search for the Holy Grail.
bravely bold sir robin rode forth from camelot
he was not afraid to die oh brave sir robin
he was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways
brave brave brave brave sir robin
he was not the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp
or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken
to have his kneecaps split and his body burned away
and his limbs all hacked and mangled brave sir robin
his head smashed in and his heart cut out
and his liver removed and his bowels unplugged
and his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off and.....
bravely bold sir robin rode forth from camelot
he was not afraid to die oh brave sir robin
he was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways
brave brave brave brave sir robin
he was not the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp
or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken
to have his kneecaps split and his body burned away
and his limbs all hacked and mangled brave sir robin
his head smashed in and his heart cut out
and his liver removed and his bowels unplugged
and his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off and.....
Yeah the brave sir robin song's good and yhe gin soaked boy and elmos got a gun (weird Al is cool) um anything by tom lehrer and some of the random songs by tenacious d like friends and karate, um....old joes place by the folksmen is kinda random t
h and of course one of the best songs ever, the vatican rag.
And lo ye must learn of the great war that raged fo a couple of posts and brought the citadel momentaraly to its knees
Lookie!
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Lookie!
I tend to appear briefly and disappear very quickly after that, try not to let it bother you.
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[QUOTE=Rob-hin]I love the lion sleeps tonight.
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Yeah, but that's not weird. It's just a damn good South African song.
Here's the story behind it.
Sorry for the spam.
Yeah, but that's not weird. It's just a damn good South African song.
Sorry for the spam.
To the Righteous belong the fruits of violent victory. The rest of us will have to settle for warm friends, warm lovers, and a wink from a quietly supportive universe.
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Me, the only Wierd Al songs I've heard in full are "Smells Like Nirvana," "Eat It," "Fat," "Dare to Be Stupid," and "Amish Paradise." The only album of his I've got is a tape of 'In 3D' that my mom got at a tag sale.
Speaking of "Dare to Be Stupid," that supposedly was a 'style cover' (I think that's what he called it on Behind the Music.) of the band Devo. It's one of the few of his (semi-)famous songs that isn't an actual cover of a song.
I have to admit, though, that one thing that really capitalizes on a songs wierdness or hilarity is if it has a funny video. For instance, the Megadeth song 'Sweating Bullets' isn't all that funny, but the video does help to really lighten up some stuff in the song. 'All Float On' is a hint more funny in song context, and the video is rather silly, making it somewhat funnier than 'Sweating Bullets.'
Speaking of "Dare to Be Stupid," that supposedly was a 'style cover' (I think that's what he called it on Behind the Music.) of the band Devo. It's one of the few of his (semi-)famous songs that isn't an actual cover of a song.
I have to admit, though, that one thing that really capitalizes on a songs wierdness or hilarity is if it has a funny video. For instance, the Megadeth song 'Sweating Bullets' isn't all that funny, but the video does help to really lighten up some stuff in the song. 'All Float On' is a hint more funny in song context, and the video is rather silly, making it somewhat funnier than 'Sweating Bullets.'
Dungeon Crawl Inc.: It's the most fun you can have without 3 midgets and a whip! Character stats made by your's truly!
Another song which is made laughable purely by the video is 'Black Hole Sun' (in forget who by) Think barbies on BBQ's!!!
Mag: Don't remember much at all of last night do you?
Me: put simply.... No
Mag: From what I put together of your late night drunken ramblings? Vodka, 3 girls, and then we played tic-tac-toe and slapped each other around.
Me: put simply.... No
Mag: From what I put together of your late night drunken ramblings? Vodka, 3 girls, and then we played tic-tac-toe and slapped each other around.
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[QUOTE=giles337]Another song which is made laughable purely by the video is 'Black Hole Sun' (in forget who by) Think barbies on BBQ's!!![/QUOTE]
That was a great video/song it was sound garden btw
That was a great video/song it was sound garden btw
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"This is between us and the chickens, ma'am, and im going to ask
real nicely that you stay out of it" -Child of Baal
"This is between us and the chickens, ma'am, and im going to ask
real nicely that you stay out of it" -Child of Baal
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[QUOTE=fable]Yeah, but that's not weird. It's just a damn good South African song.
Here's the story behind it.
Sorry for the spam.[/QUOTE]
Interessting, thanks.
The African song may not be strange (there) but The Lion Sleeps Tonight still is a bit strange to me.
Sorry for the spam.[/QUOTE]
Interessting, thanks.
The African song may not be strange (there) but The Lion Sleeps Tonight still is a bit strange to me.
Guinness is good for you.
Gives you strength.
Gives you strength.
As well as the gin soaked boy, by the divine comedy, my lovely horse is a good on by them as well.
My lovely horse
My lovely horse, running through the field
Where are you going, with your fetlocks blowing in the wind?
I want to shower you with sugar lumps, and ride you over fences
Polish your hooves every single day, and bring you to the horse dentist
My lovely horse, you're a pony no more
Running around with a man on your back, like a train in the night
My lovely horse
My lovely horse, running through the field
Where are you going, with your fetlocks blowing in the wind?
I want to shower you with sugar lumps, and ride you over fences
Polish your hooves every single day, and bring you to the horse dentist
My lovely horse, you're a pony no more
Running around with a man on your back, like a train in the night
And lo ye must learn of the great war that raged fo a couple of posts and brought the citadel momentaraly to its knees
Lookie!
I tend to appear briefly and disappear very quickly after that, try not to let it bother you.
Lookie!
I tend to appear briefly and disappear very quickly after that, try not to let it bother you.
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This song.
I won't say anything more, as no words can capture the spirit of this amazing song.
I won't say anything more, as no words can capture the spirit of this amazing song.
Vicsun, I certainly agree with your assertion that you are an unpleasant person. ~Chanak
