Lets goto 100!

Ron · Post by **Ron** » Wed Jan 03, 2001 11:52 pm

Well i just hit 100 posts. Lets make a list of the top 100-Funny things to do to BG2 NPC's.
1)Give Minsc Lilarcor.

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Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Thu Jan 04, 2001 4:22 am

2) Let Jan steal Boo from Minsc

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Thu Jan 04, 2001 4:38 am

3) Right at the start, go down that line of dialogue asking Minsc how he still has Boo -

'Boo is ever so quick and there is much of Minsc to search'

'Eeeeeeew'

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Thu Jan 04, 2001 4:57 am

(4) Polymorph Tazok into a chicken LOL!

and coming in....

(5) Edit your mage to have what appears to be a call lightning spell and upon casting obliterate your entire party

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Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Thu Jan 04, 2001 4:59 am

6) Take on Firkragg with just fists (NO monks!!!). Try and k/o his sorry red scaly ass. Then watch your party fly backwards 40'. You don't need wings Aerie.

Drakron Du´Dark · Post by **Drakron Du´Dark** » Thu Jan 04, 2001 5:49 am

7)Make Edwina talk to the elf guy on the copper coronet.

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Maurice · Post by **Maurice** » Thu Jan 04, 2001 8:52 am

8) Spend all your gold on blowing up slaves in Ust'Natha.

Drakron Du´Dark · Post by **Drakron Du´Dark** » Thu Jan 04, 2001 8:55 am

9) see Amoen horrible attemps to swipe my female character of her feet romance dialoges.

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Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Thu Jan 04, 2001 9:01 am

10) Take Viconia to the elf-hater and have all the guards in Athkatla go ape on you. Hah hah!

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Drakron Du´Dark · Post by **Drakron Du´Dark** » Thu Jan 04, 2001 9:03 am

this is not a joke but I have done that and the guards díd not attack me.
11) make all female character talk to the elf guy at the copper coronet(NO a word that he does no know)
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Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Thu Jan 04, 2001 9:04 am

Someone else here has and I thought it was a hoot!

Ron · Post by **Ron** » Thu Jan 04, 2001 1:11 pm

ROFLMAO! those are some good ones.

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JArlaxle · Post by **JArlaxle** » Thu Jan 04, 2001 2:55 pm

12. Use the cheat and get all romances, do them all and then beat 'em to death with your bare fists

Anatres · Post by **Anatres** » Thu Jan 04, 2001 3:00 pm

Minsc always carries Lilicor(sp) in my party! Wouldn't have it any other way!

Try, always taking the most offensive response in dialog....

Alienbob · Post by **Alienbob** » Thu Jan 04, 2001 3:34 pm

Originally posted by JArlaxle:
12. Use the cheat and get all romances, do them all and then beat 'em to death with your bare fists

You have very sick and twisted idea of fun, besides if you tried to beat viconia to death she'd probably kick your ass.

Ubik · Post by **Ubik** » Thu Jan 04, 2001 3:38 pm

13. Transform mighty big-red-deadly Fierkraag into a squirel

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Fri Jan 05, 2001 8:45 am

Hmm... seem to be running out of steam.

14) Put Haer'Dalis on defensive spin and see if he really can deflect all you archers plugging away at him.

15) Summon as many elementals as you can in public places with the hope that you fail the mental battle and they proceed to run amok/

16) Better yet, gate in some fiends in the middle of waukeen's promenade

without the benefit of protection from evil

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Fri Jan 05, 2001 9:03 am

17) Create All the dragons and place them in Waukeens Promenade make them angry and make the people angry

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Fri Jan 05, 2001 9:04 am

18. how about casting cloud kill on Neb.

OOHH OOHH OOHH.

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Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Fri Jan 05, 2001 9:17 am

19) Dominate neeber and move him out of your line of sight and next to the guards, and when he stops being dominated he will turn angry and the guards will attack him

20) Cast cloudkill while out of the line of sight of Lavok and once you have killed him it is impossible to talk to him so you have no way of knowing how to complete the planar sphere.

21) Kill The unseeing eye before you are hired and you can not enter the lower levels or get to the shade lich.

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right to talk nonsense, and I ask humbly to be allowed to be wrong sometimes."
-- Federico Fellni

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