The Flop House

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 1:52 pm

@ DW, Should we put the tree in the livingroom, or the cellars ?

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 1:55 pm

@Jopperm, aww that is so sweet

@Scayde,
maybe we should have two trees, the one in cellar could have an especially pointy top to better support the "angels" that will.. 'volunteer' for the job

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 1:57 pm

[QUOTE=dragon wench]@Jopperm, aww that is so sweet

@Scayde,
maybe we should have two trees, the one in cellar could have an especially pointy top to better support the "angels" that will.. 'volunteer' for the job

[/QUOTE]

LOL..indeed, and lots of electric lighting

Speaking of volunteers, we are going to need one to play Santa...

jopperm2 · Post by **jopperm2** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 1:57 pm

I couldn't resist.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 2:00 pm

[QUOTE=jopperm2]I couldn't resist.

[/QUOTE] Nor have many others...you'll find them in the cellars... traumatised and in need of therapy

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 2:01 pm

LOL..Our first auditioner

*Tests out Jopperm's lap*

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 2:04 pm

[QUOTE=Scayde]LOL..indeed, and lots of electric lighting

Speaking of volunteers, we are going to need one to play Santa...

[/QUOTE]

Quite, we'll likely need to construct our own generator just to take care of *all* our power needs

Hmm... where did we put that application form? Should we post it?

garazdawi · Post by **garazdawi** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 2:04 pm

Hey! Tha flop house is up again. Long time no see

too bad I can't stick around and enjoy that eggnob with you, but I'll just atke it to go for now. I'll be back to enjoy more before not to long

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 2:07 pm

[QUOTE=dragon wench]Quite, we'll likely need to construct our own generator just to take care of *all* our power needs

Hmm... where did we put that application form? Should we post it?

[/QUOTE]

Indeed..after all of the careful thought and planning you put into it, it would be a shame not to benefit from the initial screening process

Hi Garaz..good to see you too Sugar..hurry back

jopperm2 · Post by **jopperm2** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 2:09 pm

My lap is always open for you to test Scayde, holidays or not, but I'm not really the Santa type, I only wear a 36 trouse and my beard is red.

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 2:17 pm

[QUOTE=jopperm2]My lap is always open for you to test Scayde, holidays or not, but I'm not really the Santa type, I only wear a 36 trouse and my beard is red.[/QUOTE]

LOL ..well Sis, looks like we have already scared off our first applicant

Hmm..red beard?..I like pirates

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 2:19 pm

Hmmm... okay

Official Santa Application Form

The ideal applicant will:

*have a generous and giving disposition

*be able to exercise self-restraint at various present-seekers climbing onto his lap

*possess a vigorous stamina, keeping up with all of those reindeer can be a daunting challenge

*have an appreciation for both giving and receiving

*look good in fire engine-red spandex

*must pack a substancial candy cane

*be adapt at sliding down chimneys

jopperm2 · Post by **jopperm2** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 2:22 pm

Oh, I never said I was scared.. I'm just not sure I'm exactly what you're looking for.

ARRRRR!

Pirates are cool..

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 2:22 pm

[QUOTE=dragon wench]Hmmm... okay

Official Santa Application Form

The ideal applicant will:

*be able to exercise self-restraint at various present-seekers climbing onto his lap

[/QUOTE]

*giggle*..erm, Sis, you may have precluded most of the applicants with that one

jopperm2 · Post by **jopperm2** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 2:23 pm

4/7 isn't too bad is it?

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 2:26 pm

[QUOTE=Scayde]*giggle*..erm, Sis, you may have precluded most of the applicants with that one

[/QUOTE]Well I did say "ideal," the applicant may have to work themselves up to some of the requirements

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 2:27 pm

[QUOTE=jopperm2]Oh, I never said I was scared.. I'm just not sure I'm exactly what you're looking for.

ARRRRR!

Pirates are cool..[/QUOTE]

*refers Jopperm to the online application form*

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 2:28 pm

[QUOTE=jopperm2]4/7 isn't too bad is it?[/QUOTE]

That depends on which 3 you left out

[QUOTE=dragon wench]Well I did say "ideal," the applicant may have to work themselves up to some of the requirements

[/QUOTE]

Indeed, and I have always held the belief that one should exercise in order to stretch themselves

jopperm2 · Post by **jopperm2** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 2:30 pm

The ideal applicant will:

_*have a generous and giving disposition

x*be able to exercise self-restraint at various present-seekers climbing onto his lap

x*possess a vigorous stamina, keeping up with all of those reindeer can be a daunting challenge

x*have an appreciation for both giving and receiving

_*look good in fire engine-red spandex

x*must pack a substancial candy cane

_*be adapt at sliding down chimneys

Hows that?

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 2:31 pm

I knew Jopperm was feeling bashful at admitting his ability to flash about in red spandex