The Flop House

jopperm2 · Post by **jopperm2** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 2:33 pm

I'm a little chunky through the middle..

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 2:34 pm

So is Santa

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 2:34 pm

[QUOTE=jopperm2]The ideal applicant will:

_*have a generous and giving disposition

x*be able to exercise self-restraint at various present-seekers climbing onto his lap

x*possess a vigorous stamina, keeping up with all of those reindeer can be a daunting challenge

x*have an appreciation for both giving and receiving

_*look good in fire engine-red spandex

x*must pack a substancial candy cane

_*be adapt at sliding down chimneys

Hows that?[/QUOTE]

Not bad...but, perhaps if you had less restraint you could improve your chimney sliding ability

jopperm2 · Post by **jopperm2** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 2:35 pm

@ DW, True, maybe I am your guy.

@Scayde I dunno... I do like to rappel though.. Does that help?

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 2:38 pm

lol!

I have to deal with some RL stuff, I'll be back in a bit

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 2:39 pm

[QUOTE=jopperm2]@ DW, True, maybe I am your guy.

@Scayde I dunno... I do like to rappel though.. Does that help?[/QUOTE]

LOL..erm..I am not sure repelling is all that conducive to slipping in through tight openings..

edit:..me too..it's been fun meeting you Jopperm..

*HUG*

jopperm2 · Post by **jopperm2** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 2:41 pm

Hope to see you both soon..
*hugs all around*

jopperm2 · Post by **jopperm2** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 4:05 pm

Helooooooooo!!!

Man when those two fo, EVERYBODY goes.. It's lonley out here..

jopperm2 · Post by **jopperm2** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 4:35 pm

Aww man.. Big let down.. It said DW was back online, then I refreshed and she was gone.

I'm so lonely and bored.

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 4:59 pm

[QUOTE=jopperm2]Helooooooooo!!!

Man when those two fo, EVERYBODY goes.. It's lonley out here..[/QUOTE]

LOL..Oh your innocents is shining through....I wonder if you have a clue what you are setting yourself up for

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 5:00 pm

*giggle* ... Well I *did* warn him about the bodies in the cellar..

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 5:03 pm

[QUOTE=dragon wench]*giggle* ... Well I *did* warn him about the bodies in the cellar..

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LOL..indeed, perhaps he is actually hoping for a little taste of the whip and chain

jopperm2 · Post by **jopperm2** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 5:04 pm

Bodies, schmodies, I got worse stuff than that in my old coffee cups on my desk!

Welcome back ladies.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 5:05 pm

[QUOTE=Scayde]LOL..indeed, perhaps he is actually hoping for a little taste of the whip and chain

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Nah, he strikes me more as the sort who would rather busy himself creating gourmet meals in the kitchen. Equally useful for our purposes

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 5:05 pm

LOL..indeed..looks like we have a new victi..erm, guest, for the cellars..

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 5:06 pm

Thanks Jopperm

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 5:09 pm

[QUOTE=dragon wench]Thanks Jopperm

[/QUOTE]

LOL..hmmm.. A kinder gentler Dragon Wench?...This is a sad indicator of how desperate things have become, I have never seen her thank a subject before his demise prior to your arrival

jopperm2 · Post by **jopperm2** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 5:11 pm

I must be special..

I am a top notch chef as well..

Crap it's getting really busy at work, I'll be slow posting..

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 5:14 pm

[QUOTE=jopperm2]I must be special..

I am a top notch chef as well..

Crap it's getting really busy at work, I'll be slow posting..

[/QUOTE]

Of course you are special...sorry to hear that work is hectic..you'll be fine as long as you can manage that and give massages, polish boots, and make a good chocolate sauce

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 5:15 pm

[QUOTE=Scayde]LOL..hmmm.. A kinder gentler Dragon Wench?...This is a sad indicator of how desperate things have become, I have never seen her thank a subject before his demise prior to your arrival

[/QUOTE] I have been attempting to cultivate my sweeter side of late

@Jopperm, no worries, most people here have experienced work interfering with posting