... Gwally comes to mind as the Ideal Santa based on DW's specifications.
When sliding down through chimneys, would sliding down poles count as significant experience too?
I must say though, that Gwally has the disposition too for that kind of Santa... not to mention the beard too.
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...rather be one of Santa's elves... errrrr... kenders... and take care of the vixens.
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[QUOTE=dragon wench]Official Santa Application Form
The ideal applicant will:
*be able to exercise self-restraint
*possess a vigorous stamina
*look good in fire engine-red spandex
*must pack a substancial candy cane
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JUST the kind of person we want to expose the children to as he surreptitiously enters houses, after he gets ready by spending all year spying on innocents worldwide while they sleep. "Tidings of Comfort and Joy" and all that.
I sincerely wish we could re-consider this plan from a perspective that involved pants.
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[QUOTE=Scayde]LOL...I guess jolly old elves are at a premium these days [/QUOTE]
Well, I don't know about the jolly part, but if one of the main criteria for the selection is sliding down poles, I would certainly nominate DW for the position. I'm sure we could find someone to help her brush up on her ho, ho, ho.
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[QUOTE=thantor3]Well, I don't know about the jolly part, but if one of the main criteria for the selection is sliding down poles, I would certainly nominate DW for the position. I'm sure we could find someone to help her brush up on her ho, ho, ho. [/QUOTE]
But I'm the wrong gender to play the role of Santa; not only that, I can't really visualise myself in red spandex...
black is more my colour....
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