The Sacred Code

CM · Post by CM » Wed Dec 15, 2004 5:05 am

Cool you know is like....cool...it just is cool. You know?

Sytze · Post by **Sytze** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 5:16 am

If I can't eat it, of what importance can it possibly be?

CM · Post by CM » Wed Dec 15, 2004 5:20 am

errr...you can eat cool stuff...like...you know like cool stuff you like Mcdonalds

Sytze · Post by **Sytze** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 5:24 am

You think McDonalds is cool? In what era do you live?

CM · Post by CM » Wed Dec 15, 2004 5:27 am

The now man...you know with my bong and my weed i am right here right now! Its like so cool!

(if dumber just by writing these posts)

Edit: I am dumber that should read "I feel dumber...."

Sytze · Post by **Sytze** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 5:35 am

I hear McDonalds can have that effect on you.
Make you dumber, I mean.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 11:32 am

[QUOTE=ik911]Rule #2: Men do not obey rules. Rules are to be applied when convenient.[/QUOTE]
Ah, no! That breaks the code of guys! We follow it strictly, lest you become less a man!

fable · Post by **fable** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 11:52 am

Rule #1: Thou shalt not rent Chocolat.

Dear gods, it's not even a matter of renting the film: it's just simply in incredibly bad, overwrought movie. With no subtlety, plot holes as big as Paris, and characters that are about as real as anything ever done by Disney.

And I was on a plane when it was shown, so you can't pin this one on me, copper!

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 12:03 pm

[QUOTE=fable]Rule #1: Thou shalt not rent Chocolat.
Dear gods, it's not even a matter of renting the film: it's just simply in incredibly bad, overwrought movie. [/QUOTE]

Yeah, I told my mom about that and she told me "keep with your space movies then if you're so clever"

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 12:24 pm

[QUOTE=fable]Rule #1: Thou shalt not rent Chocolat.

Dear gods, it's not even a matter of renting the film: it's just simply in incredibly bad, overwrought movie. With no subtlety, plot holes as big as Paris, and characters that are about as real as anything ever done by Disney.

And I was on a plane when it was shown, so you can't pin this one on me, copper!

[/QUOTE]
you fall into a loop-hole. You didn't rent it

fable · Post by **fable** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 12:46 pm

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Yeah, I told my mom about that and she told me "keep with your space movies then if you're so clever"

[/QUOTE]

A bad film is a bad film. I don't care whether it's an action flick or a chick flick. Its crew deserve to be shot, its director disemboweled, its producer sent to prison for life, and its stars fed to rabid parrots.

If this comes across as a bit strong to anybody, well, I'm sorry. But that's the way we tough, macho guys are.

ik911 · Post by **ik911** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 12:55 pm

As a man you HAVE to be a rebel! No-one commands you what to do! (ofcourse you apply the sacred code's rules at all times, but you don't talk about them... wait a moment... you just did!)

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 1:02 pm

Another rule:

#7790513249 - You'll watch 2001 and, at the end, you'll say "Daaaamn..."

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 1:11 pm

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Another rule:

#7790513249 - You'll watch 2001 and, at the end, you'll say "Daaaamn..."[/QUOTE]
Thats not so much part of the code of men, more of just something that should be done

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 1:13 pm

make it an adendum then, for reaching the puberty

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 1:50 pm

#149,000: Never, NEVER talk about times when you've cried with your mates, doesn't matter how drunk or buddy you are, NEVER do so

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 3:23 pm

[QUOTE=Locke Da'averan]#149,000: Never, NEVER talk about times when you've cried with your mates, doesn't matter how drunk or buddy you are, NEVER do so[/QUOTE]

What you cry when you're drunk? tsc tsc

fable · Post by **fable** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 4:03 pm

Never bend at the knees while trying to lift anything. If this means you acquire a herniated disk, so be it. Bending at the knees is for sissies, not real men.

Tower_Master · Post by **Tower_Master** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 8:28 pm

Argh. Too many rules for a guy to read or understand! The pain, the pain.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 8:30 pm

[QUOTE=Tower_Master]Argh. Too many rules for a guy to read or understand! The pain, the pain.[/QUOTE]
Don't worry. Most of these are bred into us. The rest need to be taught... (In Fas's case, exploited

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