The anti-Christmas list

Ideal Maxima · Post by **Ideal Maxima** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 8:17 pm

Thank you for telling me your anti-christmas needs

As you may or may not know, i am the Santa Chief (a cross between Master Chief and Santa Claus)

So i guess i'll just be writing your anti-needs down and delivering them to you in about 207 hours. That's 8 days and 15 hours...

The Santa Chief Version of Santa's Coming to Town

You'd better not pout
You'd better not whine
If you do that I'll kick you right in the Behind

Santa Chief is coming...
Yes I am not lying...
Santa Chief is coming to GET YOU!

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 8:28 pm

I would not like any present that I felt was given because of tradition rather then a desire to give me a certain thing. Wich means almost all christmas gifts are ruled out. It takes a very geniun person to give me a christmas gift I would appreciate.

Volk · Post by **Volk** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 8:47 pm

[QUOTE=Dottie]I would not like any present that I felt was given because of tradition rather then a desire to give me a certain thing. Wich means almost all christmas gifts are ruled out. It takes a very geniun person to give me a christmas gift I would appreciate.[/QUOTE]

Exactly the way i feel, getting is nice to the extenet where the gift means something to the person who recives it. Giving gifts because its traditional is simply a moot point for me.

This dosent meen that people who dont enjoy gifts are heartless, or dont understand the proccess of gift giving, simply we like to recive things that we know where given because of a relationship to the giver, not because its that time of year.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 9:06 pm

Dottie and Volk,
I agree entirely, all too often people completely lack sincerity when they give a gift, and that is wrong; I'd rather the person didn't bother.

Largely though, I'm pretty much kidding about here

We often hear about, or experience personally, humorous instances of gifts that just don't work, and sometimes it is simply entertaining

Erm.. in other words.... Lighten up...Or I'll have to drag you both to the Heathen Citadel where you will be mercilessly pelted with spam until you pronouce Fas your true lord and master

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 9:22 pm

I agree with the thing with giving gifts simply because of tradition. I went two years boycotting every holiday I could think of aside from just peoples birthdays and my family was horribly upset, along with my girlfriend at the time who was, well, rightously pissed I didn't get her anything for Valentines day on general priniciple. I ended up making my own holiday for her a few months later and getting her a gift, and another to give gifts for my family shortly before Easter, like a small little Christmas, they were so entirely thrilled at getting gifts out of nowhere they didn't know what to say about treating me horribly for not participating in their holidays.

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 11:20 pm

I never get anything I don't for christmas...might be because I don't celebrate christmas

My personal tradition to leave the country for Winter holiday helps to avoid ugly sweaters, bad music and pathetic home-decoration items

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 2:54 am

[QUOTE=dragon wench]
Erm.. in other words.... Lighten up...Or I'll have to drag you both to the Heathen Citadel where you will be mercilessly pelted with spam until you pronouce Fas your true lord and master

[/QUOTE]

Sorry for being serious in your spam topic DW, but with Aegis around I have a feeling its my duty to maintain balance. I assumed you would agree, I always thought you had something druidish about you.

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 7:59 am

I want a credit card. From someone rich. And no one asking for my ID when I burn it buying my real gifts

Rookierookie · Post by **Rookierookie** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 8:30 am

Any toys for children. There are a few relative I haven't seen for years, and they seem to insist on thinking that I'm only as old as I was when they last saw me.

DW, I reposted this in another forum, I hope you don't mind?
http://aom.heavengames.com/cgi-bin/foru ... ,20843,0,2

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 9:37 am

[QUOTE=C Elegans]I never get anything I don't for christmas...might be because I don't celebrate christmas

My personal tradition to leave the country for Winter holiday helps to avoid ugly sweaters, bad music and pathetic home-decoration items

[/QUOTE]

CE, not even for the gifts or the pleasure to see your neighbour falling off the stair when placing those annoying lights out?

I enjoy christmas... lol... my neighbor's house looks like a strip club after sunset...

The good thing is that I live far from the civilization, and I may always retire by climbing a small hill we have here and look at the stars...

Fiberfar · Post by **Fiberfar** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 9:50 am

[QUOTE=Ideal Maxima]Thank you for telling me your anti-christmas needs

As you may or may not know, i am the Santa Chief (a cross between Master Chief and Santa Claus)

So i guess i'll just be writing your anti-needs down and delivering them to you in about 207 hours. That's 8 days and 15 hours...

[/QUOTE]

If you give us what we don't want, there will be no spam on you period

now, how could you live without spam?

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 10:34 am

[QUOTE=Dottie]

Sorry for being serious in your spam topic DW, but with Aegis around I have a feeling its my duty to maintain balance. I assumed you would agree, I always thought you had something druidish about you.

[/QUOTE]

lol!

Touché

As far as seeking druidic balance goes, small wonder I'm so messed up !

giles337 · Post by **giles337** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 4:12 pm

I hate receiving chocolate/food. I like gifts that i can keep and remember ppl by.

ik911 · Post by **ik911** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 7:25 pm

You see? It's aaalllll about balance... Balance between good and evil, banana and clementine, machoman and gentleman, nature and industry, people and recources, macdonalds and burgerkings, oil and peace.

Macleod1701 · Post by **Macleod1701** » Mon Dec 20, 2004 8:23 am

A gigantic elephant sized turd wouldn't be much appreciated by anyone under thier tree.........would make you wonder what santa had been feeding his raindeer....especially if it was a ginger colour and all drippy.

jopperm2 · Post by **jopperm2** » Mon Dec 20, 2004 11:15 am

[QUOTE=giles337]I hate receiving chocolate/food. I like gifts that i can keep and remember ppl by.[/QUOTE]

These are the kinds of gifts I LOVE to get, espescially Godiva Chocolates and those little boxes with sausages and whatnot. Probably because I care little for remembering people, or much of anything for that matter, and a great deal for sausages and chocolate.

Ekental · Post by **Ekental** » Mon Dec 20, 2004 2:29 pm

You remember the sender's greetings by the delicious chocalaty taste and scrumptious sausage?

jopperm2 · Post by **jopperm2** » Mon Dec 20, 2004 2:56 pm

Nope, I don't remember the sender at all. All that matters is that the world cowers in fear of my Chocolatey Sausageness!!!!

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Mon Dec 20, 2004 3:04 pm

[QUOTE=jopperm2] Chocolatey Sausageness!!!![/QUOTE]

I dare asking: what is that?

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Mon Dec 20, 2004 3:09 pm

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]I dare asking: what is that?

[/QUOTE]

Perhaps it is a chocolate-coated sausage sprinkled with icing sugar and Santa hats?