The Sacred Code

ik911 · Post by **ik911** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 2:17 am

You don't learn and obey the rules. Noooooo. You apply them at will, and at any time, without exception. Contradiction? I don't think so. It's the most important rule of the Code.

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 6:10 am

Never admit you're tired before all the rest of the team do. Admiting this is stuff for girls and kids, and you are a macho man for crying out loud.

Never accept candy. Macho man only eat salty things, or things with strong taste. Candy is for kids.

When going into the beach, pay attention. Everytime a pretty lady passes you MUST zoom her posterior and tell your nearest friend the qualities of that lady.

fable · Post by **fable** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 8:40 am

Never wear suntan lotion at a beach. Real men don't tan. That's for sissies. They burn.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 10:26 am

[QUOTE=ik911]You don't learn and obey the rules. Noooooo. You apply them at will, and at any time, without exception. Contradiction? I don't think so. It's the most important rule of the Code.[/QUOTE]
But then, it's not a sacred code if you apply them at will. The code of men must be strictly adhered to. Otherwise, you're not much of a man!

ik911 · Post by **ik911** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 12:11 pm

any time = all the time, ofcourse.

Tower_Master · Post by **Tower_Master** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 4:06 pm

[QUOTE=Aegis]But then, it's not a sacred code if you apply them at will. The code of men must be strictly adhered to. Otherwise, you're not much of a man![/QUOTE]

But that leads to the question...what kind of man follows the rules?

(It's almost like asking for directions!)

ik911 · Post by **ik911** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 4:07 pm

Exactly.!..

jopperm2 · Post by **jopperm2** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 4:20 pm

Mmmm.. Paradoxical.. And I thought we men were simplistic.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 5:00 pm

It's nothing like asking for directions, because men don't ask for directions, nor are these aspects of the code asked for. They are stated. You are told what to do. And really, when a man is givin instructions, a man follows those instructions (unlike if a man is given an instruction manual, a man will find their own way)

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 12:15 am

[QUOTE=fable]A bad film is a bad film. I don't care whether it's an action flick or a chick flick. Its crew deserve to be shot, its director disemboweled, its producer sent to prison for life, and its stars fed to rabid parrots.
[/QUOTE]

I feel sorry for the company that hires George Lucas to direct a film using Chocolat's crew starring Vin Diesel, The Rock, and Arnold.

*I actually enjoyed Rid**** and Walking Tall though....

[QUOTE=Aegis]And really, when a man is givin instructions, a man follows those instructions [/QUOTE]

So if a woman gives any instruction a man will follow those instructions????

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 12:28 am

[QUOTE=The Z]So if a woman gives any instruction a man will follow those instructions????

[/QUOTE]

Depends on the woman and the reward involved in my own experiences.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 2:23 am

It's called being whipped

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 7:49 am

[QUOTE=Aegis]It's called being whipped

[/QUOTE]

Then women are now women, they are drow.

Anyway, Fable is right. Men must burn in the beach.

And spit on the ground when women pass by. Loud.

fable · Post by **fable** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 8:36 am

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Anyway, Fable is right. Men must burn in the beach.

And spit on the ground when women pass by. Loud.[/QUOTE]

And belch, and fart. They must never, on any occasion, for whatever reason, floss.

ik911 · Post by **ik911** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 8:51 am

You're definitely overdoing it now.
Men are civilized. It's finding the balance that's important.

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 9:34 am

[QUOTE=ik911]You're definitely overdoing it now.
Men are civilized. It's finding the balance that's important.[/QUOTE]

Indeed.

To acquire balance, all men in the age of 12 must have made at least 5 farting competitions with their friends without throwing their meals out.

And, of course, sing a xmas song belching. That's imperative.

No man is a real man without having polished his dad's car - if he had one - and if he dont want to have a car for himself.

fable · Post by **fable** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 9:47 am

[QUOTE=ik911]You're definitely overdoing it now.
Men are civilized. It's finding the balance that's important.[/QUOTE]

Balance is all about eating red meat, making sexist comments, and taking a baseball bat to the head of anyone that disagrees with you. This is the balance of REAL men.

ik911 · Post by **ik911** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 2:01 pm

A REAL man is somewhere between caveman and gentleman. You clearly highlight the leftside. The REAL man you're talking about just scares the ladies away.
That leaves you with only men around you...

fable · Post by **fable** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 2:08 pm

[QUOTE=ik911]A REAL man is somewhere between caveman and gentleman. You clearly highlight the leftside. The REAL man you're talking about just scares the ladies away.
That leaves you with only men around you...[/QUOTE]

And that is true of REAL men! Real men only hang around real men!

Actually, I'm kinda surprised you can talk about a "balance." There is no balance, because everything discussed here is deliberate satire on attitude. Nothing's appropriate in attitude towards life for men, or women. It's all just cultural indocrtination.

jopperm2 · Post by **jopperm2** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 2:20 pm

Yeah, what he said! Ug.