The Heathen Citadel

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 11:22 am

[QUOTE=Rob-hin]I think I'll be off party'ing somewhere.

Note that I'm not a Heathen or any other SYM cult member. I'm a lone wolf.

[/QUOTE]

So what? You can still join us

It's just a thought, to take tequila instead of champagne

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 11:27 am

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Hey, so, where is gonna be the party?

[/QUOTE]

Er... what I meant is that everybody should drink tequila right at midnight, GMT, wherever he/she is. Yea, didn't think about the "kids", though

you guys take orange juice

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 11:28 am

@Mc, of course about your BD party

Mccool · Post by **Mccool** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 11:32 am

Yeah then that would be the 30th of january.

To get of that topic may i ask what does our citadel look like?

jopperm2 · Post by **jopperm2** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 2:48 pm

*a loud explosion shakes the foundation of the citadel*

*When the dust clears there is a large hole apparent in one of the walls that faces the ground*

*twenty-three ninjas with gas masks file through the hole*

*They set up battery-powered fans and blow the gas through the hole*

*They begin working on the bars with plasma torches*

*Jopperm2 enters through the hole*

Hey guys, need some help?

*The ninjas finish the bars and pull out the captives*

*they send the captives up through the tunnel into daylight*

*the ninjas and Jopperm2 follow up their own lines and several black stealth choppers whisk them all away to a secret, secure location*

Have a nice day!

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 3:51 pm

I'll have to post a map, MC, you'll understand.

*backstab Jopperm with a club, and releases the wand of fire batteries on his troops. casts true sight, all ninjas appear.*

I hope you would be an ally mr Jopperm, but you choose the hard way. So perish.

Mccool · Post by **Mccool** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 3:54 pm

*gets up out of chair after watching ninjas escape*

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww......................
Dude!!!That Sucks!!!

Now its just gonna be another big fight again!!!!!!

And now i have to get out of my pajamas and find some weapons, Thank you for ruinining...............................................

Wait BIG fight Oh yeah must get ready!!!!!!!!!
(maxi better come back!)

jopperm2 · Post by **jopperm2** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 4:18 pm

*a black chopper flies over the citadel and a small crate falls to the ground slowed by a parachute. On the crate is scrawled the words "Open Me"*

*the chopper flies away*

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 4:21 pm

*opens the box*

I like this kind of games

Mccool · Post by **Mccool** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 4:22 pm

Were screwed!!!!!!!!!!!!

jopperm2 · Post by **jopperm2** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 4:23 pm

*inside is a bottle of tequila, a clementine and a map showing the location of the secure site previously mentioned with a post-it note on it that says "no enemies here, just evening the odds"*

Mccool · Post by **Mccool** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 4:25 pm

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww.......................................
I wanted a battle

Ideal Maxima · Post by **Ideal Maxima** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 4:34 pm

*Maxi comes back in his ultimate battle ready armor*

now who said they wanted a fight?

*Maxi use his jet pack to hover over Mccool*

*he then shoots the crud out of Mc with a plasma rifle*

*regardless of Mc's damage and wounds, Maxi hover around the citadel looking for Ms. Tin Tin*

*Maxi finds Brynn takes out a Rocket launcher and shoots at the piece of **** Z4

*

*Maxi finds Brynn on the side unconcious*

*Maxi puts Brynn through a Magical Warp gate that has no return and the land the gate leads to is completely blank and empty*

Have Fun

*Maxi seals the warp*

who else wants some

jopperm2 · Post by **jopperm2** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 4:36 pm

Hey maxi could I get the key to that g... Uh.. *runs away*

Mccool · Post by **Mccool** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 4:37 pm

Dude the blood of jenova runs in my veins your plasm wont hurt me!

*drives katar through maxis jet pack* Bring it on!

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 4:37 pm

Nah, no war today, only Heathen drinking and funny COMMunication

Mccool · Post by **Mccool** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 4:37 pm

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Come On i wanna fight!!!!!!!

Ideal Maxima · Post by **Ideal Maxima** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 4:44 pm

alright Mc it's just you and me...

no weapons...
no gadgets...

just mano e mano...

DIE

*socks Mc in the face... since Maxi's wearing a metal glove... ouch...

)

Mccool · Post by **Mccool** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 4:51 pm

Fine I'm ready!

*Kicks maxi's crotch, feels terrible pain in foot*
Bloody metal suit!Wait Does that not count as a gadget?

Screw that *takes a leaf from demo's book and headbuts maxi*
Yeah The pain

*feels terribly dizzy and trys to knee maxi's head hits it helmet shatters*

Ideal Maxima · Post by **Ideal Maxima** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 4:56 pm

[QUOTE=Mccool]Fine I'm ready!

*Kicks maxi's crotch, feels terrible pain in foot*
Bloody metal suit!Wait Does that not count as a gadget?

Screw that *takes a leaf from demo's book and headbuts maxi*
Yeah The pain

*feels terribly dizzy and trys to knee maxi's head hits it helmet shatters*[/QUOTE]

awww... bloody hell... not again...I'M RUNNING OUTTA HELMETS!

i'd hate to of come to this but...

*Sticks a frag grenade down Mc's underwear and gives him an atomic wedgie*

(1.a full pladed suit of armor ,er, well futuristic armor does not count as a gadget

2.going back and stealing people's moves would be a gadget because to go back during a fight, you must use a book or something... that's why i just had to a grenade down there

)

anyway that'll be the last excerpt for today... i'm gonna go play some halo 2 on xbox live now... my gamer tag is Ideal Maxima for those of you who were wondering

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