The Heathen Citadel

Mccool · Post by **Mccool** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 4:19 pm

No time to find a new tree?

But i imagined that the citadel was like a big snowy fortress kind of thing with a big forest round it where the wolves and faires and the other mithical creatures reside.

Fiberfar · Post by **Fiberfar** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 4:47 pm

[QUOTE=Mccool]No time to find a new tree?

But i imagined that the citadel was like a big snowy fortress kind of thing with a big forest round it where the wolves and faires and the other mithical creatures reside.[/QUOTE]

Even if you can't take a tree from the forest, I will be happy to donate a tree from Norway. Also a truck full of Clementines.

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 4:57 pm

[QUOTE=Brynn]You know what, Demo, I think you've already given him enough time. Let's end his existence right now, don't think twice

[/QUOTE]

thank you for that order i will follow it to the fullest extent i can.

*walks over to the piano and removes the G-wire. kicks a table leg out and cuts it in half* this should work.
*walks over to maxi and wraps the wire around his armored neck and begins moving it with a sawing action, a few minutes later the armored neck peice breaks and the wire goes into maxis neck* now now no moving wouldnt want your pretty head to be mangled before i can mount it over the Heathens fire place as a reminder to those who betray (sp?) the heathens

werebeargoddess · Post by **werebeargoddess** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 5:01 pm

OK, is Tsa still with us, or is she with COMM? I'm so confused.

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 6:23 pm

shes still with us, those pills maxi gave her were just pez candy. what a moron

giles337 · Post by **giles337** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 4:29 am

Voice from above

So. As Christmas approaches; the heathens appear to have regained control of the citadel. However the fate of SYM is hanging in the balance who will gain ultimate control of Boogle Splat?(brainchild of Giles) Find out soon........

How come noone told me we had a piano? We could have got Brinny-tin-tin to give us a jolly little sing-song

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 2:08 pm

when im done with the wire ill replace it and tune up the piano and brynn can dazzle us with a song

giles337 · Post by **giles337** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 2:49 pm

Score! Now even if COMM do burn down the citadel (which they'll never do) I'll die happy

*Attatches Cyanide needle with motion sensor trigger to Maxi, JIC he tries anything. Primed

*

Ideal Maxima · Post by **Ideal Maxima** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 3:38 pm

[QUOTE=Demortis]shes still with us, those pills maxi gave her were just pez candy. what a moron[/QUOTE]

i never said i fed her pills

i fed her a powder from the drug store, it said 100% herbal control powder

So in other words... oh crap i ran out of powder

the effect is about to come off... She's back to Tsa now!

*Maxi looks at Boogle Splat*

*Boogle Splat starts shaking furiously and then drops dead*

whoops... i didn't realize...

there was an experation date on the powder...

it said:

WARNING!!!
experation date for control powder is 12/25/1978
if taken after experation date, the powder is turned to a sleeping powder.

Who ever takes powder after date will fall to a deep sleep... a very deep sleep... well actually their dead... SO DON'T TAKE THEM!

ooooo well, Tsa lived a good long life

giles337 · Post by **giles337** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 3:42 pm

*Giles looks at Maxi*

*Maxi starts shaking furiously and then drops dead*

serves you right for killing Tsa. May she rest in peace (or better yet rise from the ashes and scorch you)

*As if hearing giles thoughts Tsa rises from the ashes. And Scorches Maxi's Corpse.*

I love the smell of burning flesh at christmas time. It's the smell of victory!

Ideal Maxima · Post by **Ideal Maxima** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 3:47 pm

BTW if your wondering, i'm not dead... and demo will get a rocket up his arse

[QUOTE=Ideal Maxima]*Maxi catches the knife and throws it at demo's eye*

you won't be seeing through that eye for a while... will you?

*throws him an eye patch*

i may be an evil COMMunicator, but i'm not cold hearted... well not too cold hearted atleast

*Maxi picks up his guns and turns on his sword*

let's go at it again, and this time, you won't be able to take my sword from me, i have it attached into my armor, and you won't be able to break any part of my armor for it is the ultimate armor in which only a specific item can break... and that item is in space... deep space...

btw, Mc was able to break my helmet because this armor set didn't come with a helme, so i had to use that one from one of my normal armor sets[/QUOTE]

that's post #869 *i think*

it clearly states that my armor is indestructable, only one thing can break it, and that's in space... and if i'm not mistaken a piano wire can be found on Earth... so Demo is changing the rules so he gets a rocket up his arse

*Maxi uses his rocket launcher and launches a rocket up Demo's arse*

@ giles, theres no explanation of how i dropped dead, because i didn't take any powder or anything, so your attempt is rendered useless

and dude, Tsa is dead she died, there's no changing it, you can't do anything about it

the only thing you can do is get another dra... never mind

giles337 · Post by **giles337** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 3:50 pm

Sorry good buddy, but you forgot the needle, placed at a small but vital hole in your armour.

Note: there must be a hole otherwise it is impossible to communicate and breathe/ eat/ survive

Check. Mate.

Ideal Maxima · Post by **Ideal Maxima** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 3:57 pm

[QUOTE=giles337]Sorry good buddy, but you forgot the needle, placed at a small but vital hole in your armour.

Note: there must be a hole otherwise it is impossible to communicate and breathe/ eat/ survive

Check. Mate.

[/QUOTE]

but you forgot, i'm a master chief santa, if you played halo/2 then you would know that master chief is the guy that used to be john something.. i dont remember, but his first name was john and they did an experiment on him that made him invunerable to any disease/poison/etc and made him heal any type of damage wound so MUAHAHAHAHA IN YOUR FACE!

werebeargoddess · Post by **werebeargoddess** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 3:58 pm

We need to get a new dragon. Maybe someone's going to get one for Christmas?

Ideal Maxima · Post by **Ideal Maxima** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 3:59 pm

just for that i think you deserve to die, so... DIE!!!

*Maxi slices giles' head off with his energy sword*

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

giles337 · Post by **giles337** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 4:00 pm

fair play to that......... even though i was unaware of superhuman pieces in chess

In which case, if your avatar nakes you what you are then I am a tin of spam and therfore rule over you all as i am an idol of what you belive in.

Have a nice evening. Minion

Oh, by the way, my can is completely sealed, and can never be opened, by anything. So you can't eat me

Ideal Maxima · Post by **Ideal Maxima** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 4:03 pm

[QUOTE=giles337]fair play to that......... even though i was unaware of superhuman pieces in chess

In which case, if your avatar nakes you what you are then I am a tin of spam and therfore rule over you all as i am an idol of what you belive in.

Have a nice evening. Minion

[/QUOTE]

avatars don't make you what you are, you have to be chosen to be so

in scayde's flophouse thread, wearbear inspired me to become the master chief santa, so when i heard that i am who i am, i decided to change my avatar to my settings, so the avatar doesn't make you who you are, YOU DO!

but if that's what you've chosen to be...

*Maxi opens the tin can with a can opener and eats giles*

mmmmm spam....

oh and wait, i chewed giles to death so he cant break out of my stomache or anythinf

giles337 · Post by **giles337** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 4:09 pm

Ok........... i was too slow editing..... so i got eaten. Ah well you win some you lose some.

the only problem is, spam, being dead already, cannt be killed anymore by being eaten. It is an indepentent entity. Sorry to dissapoint you Maxi.

*Begins spamming maxi to pieces from the inside out*

Spam degradation was unheard of when John was created, so it is the one disease he is not immune too. Maxi is slowly being taken over from inside. the only way for him to stop this change is to kill himself! (Dramatic Chord)

werebeargoddess · Post by **werebeargoddess** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 4:09 pm

How did I inspire you to become the master chief santa? Unless you're talking about someone else?

Ideal Maxima · Post by **Ideal Maxima** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 4:12 pm

[QUOTE=werebeargoddess]How did I inspire you to become the master chief santa? Unless you're talking about someone else?

[/QUOTE]

remember in scayde's flop house thread you said that i was going to go around killing everyone with my big sniper gun

that was my inspiration and everyone agreed, i was the Santa Chief

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