Thread of Dark Secrets

frogus23 · Post by **frogus23** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 6:25 pm

Do you have a dark secret?

Something you have never told anyone, or that those present have vowed to hide?

Of course I don't expect you to tell us, that would be a waste of a precious thing...

just confess.

Ideal Maxima · Post by **Ideal Maxima** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 6:29 pm

[QUOTE=frogus23]Do you have a dark secret?

Of course I don't expect you to tell us[/QUOTE]

well then what's the point of this thread then?

fable · Post by **fable** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 7:36 pm

I....might have a dark secret.

Then again...I might...not.

It's a dark secret whether I have a dark secret to tell you if I have one, you see.

Ekental · Post by **Ekental** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 7:52 pm

Once... when I was 16.
I went and pushed a bus load of nuns down a cliff with the large SUV I drive.

No one ever found out but I just felt that I should confess here...

Something like that?

Ofc I'm jk.... Seriously whats the point of a dark secret if you share it randomly on the internet?

fable · Post by **fable** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 9:12 pm

[QUOTE=Ekental]Ofc I'm jk.... Seriously whats the point of a dark secret if you share it randomly on the internet?[/QUOTE]

That can't be told. It may be a secret.

Xandax · Post by **Xandax** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 12:20 am

I live way to uninteresting to have secrets - let alone dark ones.

Macleod1701 · Post by **Macleod1701** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 3:13 am

I had a dark secret at midnight......but that may just have been because it was night.....and dark.....so it wasn't really a secret.....just night.....hmmm oh well another good idea foiled by the earths rotation.

CM · Post by CM » Wed Jan 12, 2005 3:31 am

At night....i....love hugs!!!

Sytze · Post by **Sytze** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 5:19 am

[QUOTE=CM]At night....i....love hugs!!!

[/QUOTE]
Let me quote that, so I have the unedited version before you change your mind and say you secretly didn't wrote that.

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 5:40 am

[QUOTE=frogus23]just confess.[/QUOTE]

I confess. Its very secret, but only a little bit dark.

Sytze · Post by **Sytze** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 6:09 am

[QUOTE=Dottie]I confess. Its very secret, but only a little bit dark.[/QUOTE]

I have something very dark, but it's not much of a secret. Does that counts, too?

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 6:24 am

Maybe we could combine them, it would give us a dark secret.

Then we could give poor Xandax 1/3, it sounds like he want one.

Sytze · Post by **Sytze** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 9:15 am

Good idea. He seemed very lonesome without a secret, let alone a dark one. One good dead for this new year comming up!

giles337 · Post by **giles337** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 9:30 am

My dark secret is that I

giles337 · Post by **giles337** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 9:31 am

ooops, it seems i forgot to post my dark secret

ah well, maybe next time

Macleod1701 · Post by **Macleod1701** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 10:45 am

My dark secret is that I find the human race as a whole very exhausting

Vicsun · Post by **Vicsun** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 11:20 am

Of course. There are dozens, maybe hundreds, of things I know, but have never told anyone. If asked, I lie. Not that they carry even the tiniest bit of gravitas; as a matter of fact most of them are trivial. It's just that lying is usually, oh so much easier than telling the truth.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 7:17 am

So, no ones going to actually confess a secret? Well I will for amusements purposes.

Here goes, I like goats, A LOT. They eat anything....J/K.

I don't really have many "dark secrets" from everyone around me. I have no shame and no problem babbling on about things, which often gets me into trouble. Everyone here though, doesn't know me that well so that might well figure into tons of secrets. Dark ones though, that cuts it down a lot.

Ok, one time, about three years ago a friend of mine was holding his first concert with his new band at a local club. He was the singer and a bunch of our friends went with him and he had irritated his fiancee to no end while waiting for everything to be set up. I was told to keep her company, so rather than deal with a miserable teen girl I cheered her up. I informed her of interesting ways to use an ice cube. She still can't look at me without blushing.

One time, when I was younger my brother, neighbor and I decided to get even with a horrible old man that always tormented us by selling "lemonade" in front of my house. It wasn't really lemonade, but luckily what we subsituted for it was sterile and looked similar when you tossed ice in the cup. He was quite...pissed. Horrible I know, but we were like 6 and didn't know any better ways to get even.

Not sure if those are dark, but definately things no one reading this knows, so that counts for a secret no? Good.

Yayap · Post by **Yayap** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 8:17 am

you really wanna know my dark secrets? well my bigest one is playing my computer too much. its about all i do, ive just never found a better substertut for killing time than my computer and scince i live on a farm and where not farmers. but i do live on a 7 acer block of land (on a hill on a 45 degress angle) witch dosent give me very meny things to do

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 1:44 pm

[QUOTE=CM]At night....i....love hugs!!!

[/QUOTE]

just as a fail safe, i'll quote that too.. but in the end, i don't believe it was fas that wrote that, he couldn't have, he wouldn't have, or atleast he shouldn't have, that's like proving god wrong and undoing all his/her/it's(if such deity exists) creations or smth like

well my dark secret is that

oops, i believe it was so dark that it can't be read against this black backround.. sorry, but it's really dark i tell you..