Getting the Guild Master to Shut Up.

Randafari · Post by **Randafari** » Thu Dec 30, 2004 3:42 pm

Is there anyway you can get the guild master not to tell you that your health or mana is low? (Besides him dying at the end.) I started a Will User and he is getting to me.

joeko · Post by **joeko** » Thu Dec 30, 2004 7:38 pm

LOL he got to me to but I could not find the way to shut him up, I looked up on the audio controls but the only way is lowering all the other sounds as well.

joeko · Post by **joeko** » Thu Dec 30, 2004 7:40 pm

oh yeah btw... even after the guild is destroyed and he's no longer there he keeps on telling you stuff... annoying little fella but oh well.. you learn to live with it

Berniej b · Post by **Berniej b** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 4:27 am

LoL i hate the noob .. he says ive you hit him ... stop it! have you no respect for the guildmaster! i could break you so leave it .. and then when jack of blades owns him .. and you kill jack of blades..you wanted to say to him .. I owned Jack .. So Break Me!

smithrd3512 · Post by **smithrd3512** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 1:29 pm

I love the fact even after you maxed you skills you still can't kill him. It would have been nice to been able to kill him for fun. Also how was Jack of Blades able to kill him? You can't how in the world would he be able to considering how sissified Jack is???

joeko · Post by **joeko** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 5:20 pm

The guildmaster aint dead, he's hiding out with the sister waiting for the sequel

Frost Drake · Post by **Frost Drake** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 7:56 pm

Don't like the Guildmaster and his oldie looks? Well, here is how to get revenge. When Jack beats the crap out of him and left him lying at the library land a nice strong shot of arrow in him.

He should say: "Jack has your mother and sister in the chamber and you attack me?!?!?" Damn funny fellow.

Amos Amr · Post by **Amos Amr** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 4:29 pm

He hasn't talked to me

He hasn't talked to me. But a way to turn him off maybe would be to go to start and select turn off tutorials. Idk. I can't try it because I never come close to dieing anymore.

GFreeman · Post by **GFreeman** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 12:34 pm

[QUOTE=joeko]oh yeah btw... even after the guild is destroyed and he's no longer there he keeps on telling you stuff... annoying little fella but oh well.. you learn to live with it[/QUOTE]

Yeah....by my second day playing i didnt even notice that he was saying it anymore. you'll get used to it, just give it a little while longer.

Sseth · Post by **Sseth** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 2:36 pm

I h8 the guildmaster he's a cheap retarded hobo they got from the gutters,couldn't hav lionhead made a better guildmaster? one that ur actually interested in talking to..
here's a typical conversation between me and him:
GM:'You must find the archaeologist'
Me:'Wow,you've got a totally great grasp of the absolutely obvious don't u?'
-SIDENOTE: he's even worse than the zombies in resident evil,through 30 yrs of ur life adventuring u come back to the guild,and he's still there,staring at u like som half-witted peedo...eventually i try to knock som sense into him,but sadly my 100 arrows from skorm's bow couldn't even make him say a diff. phrase..scary stuff

Arachanox · Post by **Arachanox** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 5:34 pm

I agree that Guildmaster's a total git! I mean for example when you free the hostages in the Bandit Camp and the door is open then from nowhere, "the door is open you can enter Twinblade's area now" well nor of course it will be open and he helps you in the most obvious ways like Sseth mentioned.All I can say is that I hope in the next Fable he either dies or gets humilated, I would love to see the look on his face if someone entered him in the Arena and he HAD to particispate! The wasp's would make light work of him

Frost Drake · Post by **Frost Drake** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 10:18 pm

[QUOTE=Arachanox]I agree that Guildmaster's a total git! I mean for example when you free the hostages in the Bandit Camp and the door is open then from nowhere, "the door is open you can enter Twinblade's area now" well nor of course it will be open and he helps you in the most obvious ways like Sseth mentioned.All I can say is that I hope in the next Fable he either dies or gets humilated, I would love to see the look on his face if someone entered him in the Arena and he HAD to particispate! The wasp's would make light work of him[/QUOTE]
Add a young Guildmistress, that should shut him up permanently.

smithrd3512 · Post by **smithrd3512** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 11:40 pm

I could have thought of many more ways to torture the Guildmaster if they let you do so. From gagging him, tar and feather, use of various body fluids(blood, urine etc), maybe even some sexual things. Now that would have added spice.

Randafari · Post by **Randafari** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 9:03 pm

[QUOTE=smithrd3512]I could have thought of many more ways to torture the Guildmaster if they let you do so. From gagging him, tar and feather, use of various body fluids(blood, urine etc), maybe even some sexual things. Now that would have added spice.[/QUOTE]

That's sick and twisted I would only dress him up in ass-less chaps and do a lil' S&M bondage beatings, nipple twisting, and maybe throw candle wax on his hairy chest and rip it off, but I'd NEVER EVER tar and feather someone.

Mage_Bandit · Post by **Mage_Bandit** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 1:06 pm

[QUOTE=Randafari]That's sick and twisted I would only dress him up in ass-less chaps and do a lil' S&M bondage beatings, nipple twisting, and maybe throw candle wax on his hairy chest and rip it off, but I'd NEVER EVER tar and feather someone.[/QUOTE]

How do you get hair on ur body like in the fable movies?? when you are gona level up

Randafari · Post by **Randafari** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 3:57 pm

I think by wearing like the bandit shirt shows chest hair. Other than that i think it was one of the very many things cut out of the game.

furmy · Post by **furmy** » Sat Feb 05, 2005 3:52 pm

[QUOTE=joeko]The guildmaster aint dead, he's hiding out with the sister waiting for the sequel[/QUOTE]

i hear you man... but dang i should have killed my sister when i had the chance! shes a creepy vampire noob i should have pwned her

furmy · Post by **furmy** » Sat Feb 05, 2005 3:57 pm

[QUOTE=Mage_Bandit]How do you get hair on ur body like in the fable movies?? when you are gona level up[/QUOTE]

lol oobnae... just kiddin

jerubal · Post by **jerubal** » Sun Feb 06, 2005 12:47 am

I got chest hair. I think it had to do with strength upgrades, but I couldn't swear to it. You get it on your shoulders and whatnot as well. It goes white when you're older, so you can't really see it. It just looks like your tattoos are fading. Maybe you should upgrade strength sooner to get that manly black rug.

Someone once said that hair didn't go blonde either. They just took too long becoming good.

TheBlackDahlia · Post by **TheBlackDahlia** » Sun Feb 06, 2005 12:49 am

I'm going to kill the guild master.