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The Big Book of Riddles (NO SPAM)

Post by Ideal Maxima »

This thread will be used to post riddles. The riddle will be written in white and the answer in black. I'll start off.

What has 7 letters,
Is greater than god,
Is more evil than the devil,
Rich people need it,
Poor people have it,
And if you eat it, you will die.

Nothing
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Post by Aegis »

well... I could say nothing, but who's to say I didn't just highlight the text.

My advice, with a riddle thread, don't post the answer ;)
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Post by ik911 »

[QUOTE=Aegis]well... I could say nothing, but who's to say I didn't just highlight the text.

My advice, with a riddle thread, don't post the answer ;) [/QUOTE]
....Unless, you actually want people to post their riddles.
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Post by Aegis »

[QUOTE=ik911]....Unless, you actually want people to post their riddles.[/QUOTE]
Not so, we've had a couple riddle threads in the past which have functioned just fine without the riddle being posted. By posting it as well as the riddle, it effectively removes the point of it being a riddle, which is, to be solved. If the answer is given to you, it is not much trouble to solve, now is it.
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Well, if they don't want the challenge, then that's their problem. If they want to just make their brain sit there and not think, let them become non-brain stormed. Doesn't affect me, and please guys, please don't spam up my threadm, if you must make a suggestion or something, please just send me a PM, or post it in this thread, but have a riddle as apart of your post like i am doing. I put the answer in black, so when the person has an answer he can check it.

What has 8 wheels and flies?

A Garbage Truck
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Post by dairy »

what can you put in a barrel that will make it lighter?
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[QUOTE=dairy]what can you put in a barrel that will make it lighter?[/QUOTE]
A hole...

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Post by Ideal Maxima »

*SIGH*

i guess this never realy took of eh?

oh well, just for the heck of it:


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[QUOTE=Ideal Maxima]*SIGH*

i guess this never realy took of eh?

oh well, just for the heck of it:


What's in the middle of nowhere?[/QUOTE]
CUrisng limits...

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what can go up a chimeney down, but can't go down a chimeney up?
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not a clue :confused:
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Post by Spikey_Creature »

UMBRELLA!

and in the middle of nowhere is a "H"

what? yeh u can call me the king :D

Im just gonna post a lotta ones they wont have the answer, if u stuck tell me and ill post da answers in my next post

A head but no body, a heart but no blood, leaves but no branches. What am I?

A sturdy back, legs four. Once I lived, but no more

I die without air, yet I have no lungs

I have an eye but I am blind. I’m cold and hard and never kind. Despite all this you should still see. There is always a point to me

I live in the oceans, rivers, and sea. When I’m cold, I float. When I’m hot, I’m free

I touch the earth. I touch the sky. But if I touch you, you’ll surely die.

In summer I wear green, all day and all night. In fall I wear yellow. In winter I wear white.

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Post by Galuf the Dwarf »

I'll take a shot at those.

1) Is that Romaine Lettuce?

2) Are a chair?

3) Are you fire?

4) Sounds familiar, but no clue.

5) Are you ice?

6) Are you the sun?

7) Are you a tree?
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Post by Magrus »

I concur with Galuf, on everything. 4 is hard, the eye thing leads to assumptions, but the rest of it just ruins those and maybe once I sober up I can guess that one. Good riddle!
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Post by Spikey_Creature »

u pretty damn good

higlight for answers

lettuce
chair
fire
needle
water
lightning
tree

there we go
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Post by Magrus »

GAH! Why didn't I think of that?!!! That's so simple! Wonderful riddle man!
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Post by Spikey_Creature »

If u like them ill post some more :D

I run all day but cannot walk. I have a mouth but cannot talk. What am I?

My feet are warm; my head is cold. I never move since I'm so old.

Red as blood, sweet as wine. My heart is hard but my flesh is fine

White flesh above, brown gills below. I move not an inch; in the darkness I grow.

I change my face into the sun. A place where busy workers come. What am I

4 sides and no lid yet inside tresure is often hid

Dark as ebony touched by the moon the sun is my enemy

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Post by Yshania »

Some guesses...

I run all day but cannot walk. I have a mouth but cannot talk. What am I?

A river

My feet are warm; my head is cold. I never move since I'm so old.

A mountain

Red as blood, sweet as wine. My heart is hard but my flesh is fine

A plum

White flesh above, brown gills below. I move not an inch; in the darkness I grow.

A toadstool/mushroom

I change my face into the sun. A place where busy workers come. What am I

A flower
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Dark as ebony touched by the moon the sun is my enemy

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"Dark as ebony touched by the moon the sun is my enemy"

shadow..?
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