The Heathen Citadel

CM · Post by CM » Mon Jan 31, 2005 4:00 pm

D&D rules don't apply

. Btw you take posts as is. You don't say you were enraged nor did you take a class. Sadly you take posts as is. You didn't so, so no back tracking. Play it as it is.

CM · Post by CM » Mon Jan 31, 2005 4:01 pm

*McCool is raised as an Undead.*

Fiberfar · Post by **Fiberfar** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 4:04 pm

[QUOTE=CM]D&D rules don't apply

. Btw you take posts as is. You don't say you were enraged nor did you take a class. Sadly you take posts as is. You didn't so, so no back tracking. Play it as it is.[/QUOTE]

oh well.... I wont work without pay... No pay no killing

Ideal Maxima · Post by **Ideal Maxima** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 4:05 pm

nightmare looks luis in the eye.since nightmare is in camo, luis can't see him. nightmare rids himself of the camo.

"Luis! I have been given orders to kill you. now you shall die! SOULS! GIVE ME STRENGTH!

HA! *CHOP SLICE STAB*

*Luis drops dead*

General Maxi Luis is defeated, awaiting orders."

Massacre...

CM · Post by CM » Mon Jan 31, 2005 4:09 pm

*following his way with his legions of Commic Knights, CM goes through each of the heathens rooms and brutually dunks their heads in their own toliets.* One after another they fall. They all fallt. Brynn, The WearbearGoddess and countless others. The Knights work their way through the defenses, the shields the turrets. Everything in their way falls. Soon more undead and legions of evil enter the realm. The undead McCool has opened the portal forever, and the evil forces of COMM march through.*

Ideal Maxima · Post by **Ideal Maxima** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 4:11 pm

Elven Army now is that time to move, go through the portal, so Black Talon can't hit you without destroying the citadel as well, because you'll be in the citadel once your in through the portal

(i think i was specific enough)

(oh and dont try going through the portal to where we came from, It's a one way portal, and we have the tech to get back, but im not gonna say how we will retreat after the citadel falls)

Elven Army," SIR YES SIR GEN. MAXI! YOU HEARD HIM MEN, MOVE MOVE MOVE! ONCE YOU GET THROUGH THAT PORTAL, destroy everything in site!"

Fiberfar · Post by **Fiberfar** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 4:13 pm

[QUOTE=Ideal Maxima]Elven Army," SIR YES SIR GEN. MAXI! YOU HEARD HIM MEN, MOVE MOVE MOVE! ONCE YOU GET THROUGH THAT PORTAL, destroy everything in site!"[/QUOTE]

errhm? a question of the war... (since I am dead)
your elves plan on killing CM's black Knights as well?

CM · Post by CM » Mon Jan 31, 2005 4:15 pm

Brain-washed elves. You know how arrogant and narrow-mined they are. We just convinced them that the undead belong to you

Ideal Maxima · Post by **Ideal Maxima** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 4:16 pm

when someone says destroy everything in site, you can infer he means everything that doesn't belong to them

and besides, my corporal maybe a retard when he speaks, but my army sure isn't

Ideal Maxima · Post by **Ideal Maxima** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 4:17 pm

ooo, i want to do this myself

*Gen. Maxi takes out his rocket launcher and fires at the support beams.*

wow... look at all the stuff crumble oh well, nothing we can do now but watch everything crumble

any more orders Master Sith?

ik911 · Post by **ik911** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 4:27 pm

Colonel No, no this is silly.
Dino What's silly?
Colonel No, the whole premise is silly and it's very badly written. I'm the senior officer here and I haven't had a funny line yet. So I'm stopping it.
Dino You can't do that!
Colonel I've done it. The sketch is over.
Watkins I want to leave the army please sir, it's dangerous.
Colonel Look, I stopped your sketch five minutes ago. So get out of shot. Right director! Close up. Zoom in on me. (camera zooms in) That's better.
Luigi (off screen) It's only 'cos you couldn't think of a punch line.
Colonel Not true, not true. It's time for the cartoon. Cue telecine, ten, nine, eight...
Cut to telecine countdown.

Ideal Maxima · Post by **Ideal Maxima** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 4:32 pm

Now that the citadel will fall in a matter of time... now it is time to take care of a few personal matters...

GILES! IT IS TIME FOR YOU TO FALL!

oh wait... i already ate you in one of the previous battles

oh well, let's go down this list...

Tower Master!

dammit, i shot him in the head before...

further down the list we go...

Locke!

yes Locke, the one that insults like a 5 year-old

hmm... i think i'll do this the easy way,

*maxi tosses a grenade into Locke's room*

*BOOM*

that's the end of Locke, it's a shame i had to kill him in his sleep

well further down the list we go...

Ideal Maxima · Post by **Ideal Maxima** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 4:35 pm

ik, this isn't the time, the citadel will fall in a matter of time. I think you should get out of here... unless your a Heathen/ Heathen supporter

ik911 · Post by **ik911** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 4:37 pm

*Gets out of here shaking his head in disbelief and/or confusion*

Ideal Maxima · Post by **Ideal Maxima** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 4:43 pm

now...

Brynn!

hmm... i know the perfect way to have your demise

just as Brynn gets her head out of the toilet, Maxi drives her Z4 directly into her. Unable to take the weight of the car, Brynn dies.

*Maxi dusts him self off of all the debri that had fallen when he crashed Brynn's car*

well, another job well done

CM · Post by CM » Mon Jan 31, 2005 4:50 pm

They have fallen. But let some live. Let them live to remember the true might of COMM. The heathens who have not been named as fallen, may leave and never return again unless the face the wrath of COMM. This citadel is no longer what it was. Lay waste to the lands here in this portal. But let the remaining heathens alive leave.

Btw don't forget the free gift vouchers and the I love COMM shirts at the exit of the portal. We bid you a merry day and hey rememebr COMM Is your friend.

Fiberfar · Post by **Fiberfar** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 4:54 pm

if people wish to be rezed they can contact the Gods, Aegis and Fable
at the Gods Hotline 1-800-GodsRUS (CM's idea)

Ideal Maxima · Post by **Ideal Maxima** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 4:56 pm

alrite, move along heathens, nothing to see here.. oo i think one of the corpses are rotting, i think some of them need to be ressurected... hmm, if you have lost a loved one, please contact the forum gods at
1-800godsRus

Fable or Aegis or another god will get right to it. Remember if they can't rez em, no one can.

the number has been posted twice, so if you miss it, you're a dunce

CM · Post by CM » Mon Jan 31, 2005 4:56 pm

Yeah the last thing i want is Luis and Brynn *****ing at me for killing them

CM · Post by CM » Mon Jan 31, 2005 5:01 pm

Righto.

*preses the big red button. Nothing happens. Presses it again and again and again and again.* Damn! I hate ACME no wonder the road runner always won.

Fine old fashioned way. *lits spark to the gunpowder trail and runs like hell*

*As the citadel explodes, Maxi closes the portal on itself leaving nothing of the citadel or the heatens remaining in the other realm*

*The few survivors run off into the hills, while COMM rejoices in another victory by making fun of BS*

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Not the best or funniets peice around but the reaction of the heathens will be fun to watch.

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