The Heathen Citadel

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 6:24 pm

Should just soak everything in 151 and light it on fire to clean it. Stupid COMM, making me waste good booze to clean up your mess.

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 6:27 pm

We need a briefing room. And we need a way to contact our fellow members without delay.

Anyway, who here think, after our defeat (well, defeat, bah) we should start a new tread or build up a new Citadel?

Ideal Maxima · Post by **Ideal Maxima** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 6:28 pm

*sigh* this is just not fun anymore i'll make the call if i must

*Maxi dials 1-800-godsRus*

Hello, are these the forum gods?

ok, now i' like to place an order to resserect quite a few Heathens.

Yes.

Yes.

No, of course not.

Yes.

Ok, so that'll come out to $44.95?

Yeah, I can cover that.

Ok, just put it on the Heathens' Tab.

*Just as Maxi hangs up, all the Heathens start to get up and are tired from all the bruises they have recieved*

Ok, let's get something straight, Your citadel is gone and there is nothing you can do but make another citadel (thread) to build another one. Just because I rezzed you, does not mean I am going soft, I am COMM and you are Heathens. I'll go easy on you now, for I have been a bit mean before. Oh and sorry for the Z4 brynn... I'm sure the heatehns can buy you a new one

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 6:36 pm

No, we need a meeting first IM.

[QUOTE=Ideal Maxima]*sigh* this is just not fun anymore i'll make the call if i must

*Maxi dials 1-800-godsRus*

Hello, are these the forum gods?

ok, now i' like to place an order to resserect quite a few Heathens.

Yes.

Yes.

No, of course not.

Yes.

Ok, so that'll come out to $44.95?

Yeah, I can cover that.

Ok, just put it on the Heathens' Tab.

*Just as Maxi hangs up, all the Heathens start to get up and are tired from all the bruises they have recieved*

Ok, let's get something straight, Your citadel is gone and there is nothing you can do but make another citadel (thread) to build another one. Just because I rezzed you, does not mean I am going soft, I am COMM and you are Heathens. I'll go easy on you now, for I have been a bit mean before. Oh and sorry for the Z4 brynn... I'm sure the heatehns can buy you a new one

[/QUOTE]

We definitely need to have a meeting, Heathen.

Ideal Maxima · Post by **Ideal Maxima** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 6:38 pm

huh, what's this?

maxi inches on the phone cord... the cord is cut... that can't be good. Maxi looks at the Fallen Heatehns, oops i guess i didn't make the call.

Oh well, i guess that call meant absulutly nothing

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 7:32 pm

*throws a chain around maxis neck* now about your killing of my bretheren.
*punchs maxi several times in the face*

Ideal Maxima · Post by **Ideal Maxima** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 7:40 pm

how could you be punching me? didn't you hear how all COMM troops have retreated?

[QUOTE=CM]Ah the trap is set. Good. They are in the base. All of them? Ok only 60%. Well blow up the base. Yes blow it up. That is what i said. They are not needed those men

*3 seconds later the entire COMM base blows up in a mighty nuclear explosions, while a good 70% of the COMMic forces retreat to the second base in the Swiss Alps.*[/QUOTE]

and if you use your common sense, I was among that 70% All important leaders were apart of it... but poor nightmare... didnt stand a chance. But trust me, you'll have a lot more trouble killing Spawn, he hides in shadows, attacks in his shadows and retreats in his shadows. Trust me, you won't find him, and if you hope and wish enough, he won't find you... but i doubt it

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 7:52 pm

ah but i have caught you in that one maxi.you must inorder to attempt to reserecte some one you must be near their slain body.

and to kill spawn, a beginning ninja can kill and hide in shadows. I am an elite merc, how teachs ninjitsu to all his subordinates. so how is he going to kill me? stare me to death from the shadows. so let him come and find me.

Ideal Maxima · Post by **Ideal Maxima** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 7:55 pm

Speaking of Ninjitsu, I personally in RL take it as a self defense class. I don't know why I brought that up, I just felt I should.

You THINK you have got me, but you haven't for I am COMM and COMM has elite training, just as you "mercs" do. I didn't reserect those bodies, I only "tried" to call the forum gods hotline, and THEY were supposed to reserrect them

And about Spawn, I think you mis-understood me. Spawn is the shadows, he is able to move about IN shadows.

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 9:22 pm

Spawn will be easily dispatched. killing creatures of the shadow is a childs pasttime where i comefrom.

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 1:22 am

*yawns*

What's this? A fight again? Ah, OK, do what you must, guys, but please keep quiet, I'm trying to sleep here!

*casts Teleport Without Error*

Sytze · Post by **Sytze** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 2:00 am

*Snaps his fingers*
And now you all wake up.

ik911 · Post by **ik911** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 3:03 am

@Sytze and Brynn: This was already getting too silly 2 pages ago... I warned em, but they wouldn't listen

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 3:26 am

Ik, never mind them

(Day 4)

Sytze · Post by **Sytze** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 4:04 am

[QUOTE=ik911]@Sytze and Brynn: This was already getting too silly 2 pages ago... I warned em, but they wouldn't listen

[/QUOTE]
I saw your post. The highlight in the last two pages, really.

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 7:33 am

Guys, we need to discuss what happened in the two previous pages.

At least for the sake of spam

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 9:02 am

Nothing special, just the usual "Let's try to blow up the Citadel" thing from the YMCA. They come here every now and then, stop right in front of the main gates and start talking to themselves, like "There'll be a massacre here" and stuff. They don't actually do anything except talking... Once they painted graffiti messages on the wall, but the guards stopped them in time and removed the paint in an instant. Since then the wall are protected with an anti-paint layer.

The bigger one looks mental to me, the younger is no different either.

Shall we invite them inside and offer them some food, maybe that's why they're doing this performance? Or perhaps they are some kind of travelling circus...?

ik911 · Post by **ik911** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:27 am

As an independent outsider, armed with fierce bureaucrats, I can tell you what happened: All kinds of stuff started appearing outside and inside the citadel. Armies, bombs and what more. Suddenly these magical appearances moved together and as some sort of magnetic antipole hallicunation they suddenly disappeared or canceled each other when they merged.

Sytze · Post by **Sytze** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:38 am

And I slept through the whole ordeal. Now whatdaya know?

CM · Post by CM » Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:52 am

You didn't miss anything. The desire to spam has died within me

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