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What's your favourite fantasy artifact?

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Infinity gauntlet. Come on. Absolute control of time, space, realty, mind and the soul of everything.

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[QUOTE=Demortis] The Hour Glass of Time[/QUOTE]

What does that do? (Besides telling the time... :p ) Alters time?
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I read somewhere that Death has hourglasses of everyone's lives, if the sand runs out, whammo your gone!
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Fantasy artifact hmmmm.............Gotta be speed boots! Who wouldn't want to get out of work and be home like a flash instead of commuting!
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I would say john petrucicy's (sp) or micheal romeos guitar :D they are artifacts for me :p
decanter of endless water(from PS:T) with beer would be very nice to...
Plus a ticket for all consert's that is worth going to for the rest of my lifetime :D
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Grimar I think you'd get very sick, (literally) if you had that much beer!

The Auric Amulet from Diablo, now I could do with that to get me more money!
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[QUOTE=Macleod1701]Grimar I think you'd get very sick, (literally) if you had that much beer!

The Auric Amulet from Diablo, now I could do with that to get me more money![/QUOTE]

Imagine combining(sp) all three of my wishes :D

i would show up very drunk with 2 guitars on a metal concert :D damn i would get wasted..

what do The Auric Amulet do?
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I think it either got you more money or something like that, been a while since I played it.

Wouldn't you like to add the girdle of promiscuousness to your list, drunk, guitars, at a concert, with ladies knocking each other over to hump you?!?!
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[QUOTE=Macleod1701]Grimar I think you'd get very sick, (literally) if you had that much beer!

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I think he would get very busted if he had that much beer :p :D

Hmmmm. favourite fantasy artifact?

Book of Vile Darkness or The Regalia of Evil :p :D

But the favourite of the favourite arifacts must be Mjølnir (or was it Mjølner??? damn the versions of the name :mad: ) Thor's Hammer for those who don't know
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girdle of promiscuousness?? sounds great :D :D
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[QUOTE=Fiberfar]I think he would get very busted if he had that much beer :p :D

Hmmmm. favourite fantasy artifact?

Book of Vile Darkness or The Regalia of Evil :p :D

But the favourite of the favourite arifacts must be Mjølnir (or was it Mjølner??? damn the versions of the name :mad: ) Thor's Hammer for those who don't know[/QUOTE]

agree about MJØLNER(!!). grugnir would be great to, but i think galuf already has mentioned these...
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what I want!

Theres many things I would love to have (bieng of mythical nature or just plain sci-fi). I agree with infinity gauntlets, absolute control would be fun granted you have an equal or else it becomes boring quick. (I mean hey if you all of a sudden learn all and control all, well whats there to do?)
For fun all around I would go for a Metroid suit (imagine some super suit with mega jumps, unlimited energy source for air/arm canon with multiple types of shots and a bunch of other uses. That in combination with a light saber, sweet!
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[QUOTE=Fiberfar]
But the favourite of the favourite arifacts must be Mjølnir (or was it Mjølner??? damn the versions of the name :mad: ) Thor's Hammer for those who don't know[/QUOTE]

The Norwegian name is Mjølner, the english is Mjølnir, I think

I'd love to have a bag of holding, then I could just put all my stuff in there an be free as a bird, moving mould be a walk in the park, and I could "backpack" all over the world with all my stuff :D :) :p
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Why does everyone want one-hit-kill weapons or immunity cloaks :eek: I don't know about other countries, but here in Belgium I don't face the danger of getting chopped down by a sword everytime I leave my house :D

A ring of invisibility, a vial of life elixer, and a genie lamp, that are things you'd really want to have :D (and a Ring of Human Influence ofcourse ;) )
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Post by Brynn »

@All: pls descirbe the things you want in case the others have no idea what it does :D (Like the Hour Glass)

@Molto: And what would you use the latter for? ;)
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well, the ring of i-get-any-woman-i-want-as-long-as-i-want-as-many-times-as-i-want-but-without-every-woman-chasing-me-around-just-when-i-talk-to-them-they-get-extremely-"impressed"-and-also-granting-some-extra-sexual-prowess-since-you-can't-have-enough would be nice change sometimes..(i have a gf, but as they say grass could be greener on the other side, not implying i'd try the grass just saying, i know that atleast all the guys know what i'm talking about..) :D :D :D :D :D :p :p
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[QUOTE=Locke Da'averan]well, the ring of i-get-any-woman-i-want-as-long-as-i-want-as-many-times-as-i-want-but-without-every-woman-chasing-me-around-just-when-i-talk-to-them-they-get-extremely-"impressed"-and-also-granting-some-extra-sexual-prowess-since-you-can't-have-enough would be nice change sometimes..(i have a gf, but as they say grass could be greener on the other side, not implying i'd try the grass just saying, i know that atleast all the guys know what i'm talking about..) :D :D :D :D :D :p :p [/QUOTE]

I want a ring of insta killing those guys who type without pressing enter and mess the screen where I will type... :D

in the end, a neverending bag of gold is one of the best possible artifacts I could think of now...
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Dude, word-wrap anyone??!!! :confused:
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[QUOTE=Brynn]
@Molto: And what would you use the latter for? [/QUOTE]

Only to make the world a better place, ofcourse ;)
(a better place for who, that's the question)
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ok the Hour Glass of Time, holds the Sands of Time. the stuff "Father Time" uses. the infanity gloves dont measure up to it, besides why control reality when its ****ed up in the first place.

and venoms idea about having the metriod suit is flawed. i could easily destroy that suit in a heart beat.

yes Locke that ring would be sweet. but i still want the lighter and watch(post 19)
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