What's your favourite fantasy artifact?

smokingcat13 · Post by **smokingcat13** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 8:58 pm

OK....Jedi force powers and a lightsaber, I mean come on! who wouldn't want to force choke their hard*** boss into giving them a raise? or go commando hacking terrorists all over iraq? Who else would like castrate Osamma!?

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 10:27 pm

artifacts usually consits of things "IN THE PAST" jedi force powers and lightsabers are in the future. just like Samus Aruns Vera Suit.

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 2:40 am

[QUOTE=moltovir]Only to make the world a better place, ofcourse

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Ha-ha, who are you trying to fool, man? You're not that good

@Luis: an Unfailing Bag of Gold... well, that'd lead to unforseeable consequences... Though having enough money so that I won't have to work all day would be fun.

Come on, how come nobody has thought about it yet? A Teleport Scroll!!!! (Or a portkey

) Now THAT'S what I really need! Not just a single one, but one for each day

(on second thought, two for each day, so that I could return home

Maybe learing the spell would be the best.)

That would be awesome to use it. I could visit my sister anytime I want (they live in the countryside, far from us, so it takes time to get there and back), it'd take an instant to get to my bf's...

And I'd surely go on a world tour and visit some of you

Macleod1701 · Post by **Macleod1701** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 3:23 am

Well here's one for the guys, 'The cloak of Letchiness' to make blokes invisible and silent so they can sneak into womens changing rooms and giggle insanely at all the bottoms on display.

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 4:06 am

[QUOTE=Brynn]Hey, I was just wondering what's the best thing you've ever heard of or read about [/QUOTE]
...

Macleod1701 · Post by **Macleod1701** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 4:08 am

In the words of George Bush Jnr 'Huh???'

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 5:43 am

I was just trying to say that what I wanted to know is: what was the most interesting artifact you've heard of (already in a book or movie or legend) - not what's the best thing you can imagine... I'd rather hear about well-known items.

Macleod1701 · Post by **Macleod1701** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 6:26 am

Oh I knew that Brynn I was just shamlessly attention seeking.

The sword of Arthur Eld or the Revolvers with the sandlewood grips from the Dark Tower books, now those I'd love!

Fiberfar · Post by **Fiberfar** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 10:57 am

[QUOTE=Demortis]artifacts usually consits of things "IN THE PAST" jedi force powers and lightsabers are in the future. just like Samus Aruns Vera Suit.[/QUOTE]

A long time ago... in a galaxy far far away

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don't sound like future to me...

Ok, something not so known, that must be Crenshinibon, or the Crystal shard from R. A. Salvatore's Icewind Dale Trilogy.

It gives the owner incredible powers, the only drawback is that it got a will of its own... So it tries to take controll over you....

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 11:42 am

[QUOTE=Aegis]The Phylactory of Fas's Libido...

Legend has it, this artificat was lost decades ago, and has left Fas a empty shell of a tea drinking wanker. Rumours say, though, that a certain bibo-gigno* has been able to excite the libido-less man.

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LMAO!

That's the funniest thing I've read at SYM for a long time!

In order not to disrupt Brynn's thread I will give a serious answer: The artifact of my desire would be a ring with charges of timestop. Like in D2, the item is rechargable, so the supply is unlimited. Then I could perhaps get my job done, and get some sleep sometimes as well.

Rob-hin · Post by **Rob-hin** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 1:00 pm

I would like Beatrix Kiddo's Hantory Hanzo sword.
Man, with that sword should could easily kill Bill. (but she didn't)

The sword just looks great!

smokingcat13 · Post by **smokingcat13** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 8:05 pm

[QUOTE=Demortis]artifacts usually consits of things "IN THE PAST" jedi force powers and lightsabers are in the future. just like Samus Aruns Vera Suit.[/QUOTE]

jedi stuff is in the past!!! why else would it say a long time ago in a galaxie far far away in the beggining of all the movies then? how can that be in the future then mr. smarty pants?

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 8:35 pm

[QUOTE=smokingcat13]jedi stuff is in the past!!! why else would it say a long time ago in a galaxie far far away in the beggining of all the movies then? how can that be in the future then mr. smarty pants?[/QUOTE]
Temporal mechanics... Best not to play with that fire there, kiddo

@CE: Oh, and Thank you, luv