All right, since I've been away for a while, I don't know who counts as a newbie anymore. But what with all the talk in the Newbierules thread, I didn't see any actual flaming going on. So, will someone list the top ten newbies. Then, the hazing can begin in ernest like the old days.
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Might not be bad to apply a character trait to each one, so we know where the easy meat is. Flames should be searing, but not in violation of the Official Rules. In other words, family lineage defamation is fine.
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Witch King
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Come not between the Witch King and his prey, or he will not slay thee in thy turn, but will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shrivelled mind be left naked to the lidless Eye.
1. Demortis
2. Oozae
3. Tower-master
4. Maxi
5. Wearbeargoddess (female)
Who else is there that is a regular?
2. Oozae
3. Tower-master
4. Maxi
5. Wearbeargoddess (female)
Who else is there that is a regular?
For what is it to die but to stand naked in the wind and to melt into the sun? - Khalil Gibran
"We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the fields, and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills. We shall never surrender!" - Winston Churchill
"We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the fields, and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills. We shall never surrender!" - Winston Churchill
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Witch King
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[QUOTE=CM]1. Demortis
2. Oozae
3. Tower-master
4. Maxi
5. Wearbeargoddess (female)
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thank you CM, five is a good start. now it seems to ME that oozae is the most prolific i've seen, so he makes good initial fodder.
i heard he was born of a jackal, is that true?
2. Oozae
3. Tower-master
4. Maxi
5. Wearbeargoddess (female)
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thank you CM, five is a good start. now it seems to ME that oozae is the most prolific i've seen, so he makes good initial fodder.
i heard he was born of a jackal, is that true?
Come not between the Witch King and his prey, or he will not slay thee in thy turn, but will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shrivelled mind be left naked to the lidless Eye.
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dragon wench
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hint: The Heathen Citadel would be a worthwhile hunting ground; there, you'll find a large number of the aforementioned quivering in fear.
hint: The Heathen Citadel would be a worthwhile hunting ground; there, you'll find a large number of the aforementioned quivering in fear.
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Luis Antonio
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[QUOTE=fable]1) Weasel
2) Weasel
3) Weasel
4) Buck Satan
5) Weasel[/QUOTE]
That is the worst list of newbies I've ever seen! Buck is the owner of a forum for Christ's sake! This forum, if you hadn't noticed.
You might as well nominate yourself!
2) Weasel
3) Weasel
4) Buck Satan
5) Weasel[/QUOTE]
That is the worst list of newbies I've ever seen!
Buck is the owner of a forum for Christ's sake! This forum, if you hadn't noticed. You might as well nominate yourself!
[size=-1]An optimist is a badly informed pessimist.[/size]
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fable
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[QUOTE=ik911]That is the worst list of newbies I've ever seen! Buck is the owner of a forum for Christ's sake! This forum, if you hadn't noticed. [/QUOTE]
Criticism noted.
1) ik911
2) Weasel
3) Weasel
4) Buck Satan
5) ik911
Buck is the owner of a forum for Christ's sake! This forum, if you hadn't noticed. [/QUOTE]Criticism noted.
1) ik911
2) Weasel
3) Weasel
4) Buck Satan
5) ik911
To the Righteous belong the fruits of violent victory. The rest of us will have to settle for warm friends, warm lovers, and a wink from a quietly supportive universe.
LMAO!!!! Beautiful. Just beautiful!
For what is it to die but to stand naked in the wind and to melt into the sun? - Khalil Gibran
"We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the fields, and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills. We shall never surrender!" - Winston Churchill
"We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the fields, and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills. We shall never surrender!" - Winston Churchill
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Bloodstalker
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dragon wench
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[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]LMAO nicely corrected.[/QUOTE]
Indeed, ROFL!
Well, this *is* the place of Newbie Torment afterall
nicely corrected.[/QUOTE]Indeed, ROFL!
Well, this *is* the place of Newbie Torment afterall
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[QUOTE=Rob-hin]- Brynn tin tin (well actually just Brynn but I like calling her that )
- Magrus
- Luis (?)
- Moonbiter
- Ik911
I'm not going to pick favorites.[/QUOTE]
No more drinking tips from me for you!
)- Magrus
- Luis (?)
- Moonbiter
- Ik911
I'm not going to pick favorites.[/QUOTE]
No more drinking tips from me for you!
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
I say lets make a few exceptions just to see the newbies fight amongst themselves. The more accepted indivdiuals like Magrus and Moltova coctail should be allowed to roam freely as they are not really newbies only with the exception of the lack of posts.
May the inner fighting begin
May the inner fighting begin
For what is it to die but to stand naked in the wind and to melt into the sun? - Khalil Gibran
"We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the fields, and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills. We shall never surrender!" - Winston Churchill
"We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the fields, and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills. We shall never surrender!" - Winston Churchill
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dragon wench
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[QUOTE=Aegis]Can't we just have a good old newbie deathmatch? Like in the old days? [/QUOTE] The only problem with that approach is that we'd go through newbies very quickly, and then what would we do for entertainment?
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