Can i come back?

fable · Post by **fable** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 8:21 am

[QUOTE=Brynn]I say another moth in the Citadel's dungeon will teach him a lesson. He's already familiar with the place anyway.[/QUOTE]

Why should he need to be around moths? Are you hoping they'll eat his clothes?

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 8:23 am

[QUOTE=Brynn]I say another moth in the Citadel's dungeon will teach him a lesson. He's already familiar with the place anyway.[/QUOTE]

I still say we should ban him now...

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 10:03 am

[QUOTE=fable]Why should he need to be around moths? Are you hoping they'll eat his clothes?[/QUOTE]
An "N" missing, sorry

I meant a moNth

But there are more than moths! A securly locked cage and a skilled executioner to torture him three times a day, a dragon to heat the cage so that he can't touch the bars... I'm thinking of sending down a TV, too, and turn it to the reality show channel...

fable · Post by **fable** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 10:06 am

[QUOTE=Brynn]An "N" missing, sorry

I meant a moNth

But there are more than moths! A securly locked cage and a skilled executioner to torture him three times a day, a dragon to heat the cage so that he can't touch the bars... I'm thinking of sending down a TV, too, and turn it to the reality show channel...

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Good idea. And play boy bands all the time. And give him a console with only a Mario Brothers game. And tie-dyed clothes. And daily visits by Donald Rumsfeld. And...

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 10:34 am

[QUOTE=fable]Good idea. And play boy bands all the time. And give him a console with only a Mario Brothers game. And tie-dyed clothes. And daily visits by Donald Rumsfeld. And...[/QUOTE]
... make him eat only sausages, with rice. And spam on the weekends.

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 10:35 am

And no tea for the duration of the detention, naturally.

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 10:39 am

Tea is his poison, we would never alllow him. he will only be able do drink salt water.

Moonbiter · Post by **Moonbiter** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 11:15 am

You can flame me as much as you want, Fas. For what it's worth, I'm sorry I blew up last night. Now flame away.

Vicsun · Post by **Vicsun** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 11:33 am

[QUOTE=Moonbiter]You can flame me as much as you want, Fas. For what it's worth, I'm sorry I blew up last night. Now flame away.[/QUOTE]
For what it's worth, in my professional opinion, you're one of the least flammable members we have

Which is a pity as I always enjoy a good roasting

Tower_Master · Post by **Tower_Master** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 1:02 pm

[QUOTE=Brynn]I say another moth in the Citadel's dungeon will teach him a lesson. He's already familiar with the place anyway.[/QUOTE]

Aww, come on - if you throw him in the dungeon with our vicious-ish moths, who's going to keep Sytze and BS entertained in the hot tub???

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 1:03 pm

[QUOTE=Tower_Master]Aww, come on - if you throw him in the dungeon with our vicious-ish moths, who's going to keep Sytze and BS entertained in the hot tub???

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Sounds as though you're volunteering for the position

Tower_Master · Post by **Tower_Master** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 1:10 pm

[QUOTE=dragon wench]Sounds as though you're volunteering for the position

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Well, I try to make myself up for anything

You know the drill.

Vicsun · Post by **Vicsun** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 1:12 pm

I know y'all saw it coming...

[QUOTE=Tower_Master]Well, I try to make myself up for anything[/QUOTE]
How hard do you have to try to make yourself 'up' for BS and Sytze ?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 1:15 pm

[QUOTE=Witch King]where do you think BS's left hand is?[/QUOTE]

See, this is what I warned you about overindulging in questionable man porn. You start seeing things in the most innocent of circumstances. What's next, psychotic sexual flashbacks in the produce section of the supermarket while shopping for bannannas?

[QUOTE=Tower_Master]Aww, come on - if you throw him in the dungeon with our vicious-ish moths, who am I going to have to pair with Sytze and BS in my mind so that I might vicariously live out my home-erotic fantasies?[/QUOTE]

While I do appreciate that you draw the line at bestiality by effectively eiliminating the moths from the picture, I still would suggest that you look into some sort of local support group where your particular tastes are at the least sympathized with.

Tower_Master · Post by **Tower_Master** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 1:19 pm

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]While I do appreciate that you draw the line at bestiality by effectively eiliminating the moths from the picture, I still would suggest that you look into some sort of local support group where your particular tastes are at the least sympathized with.

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Oh, I'd say certain SYM members are nice and...supportive...

You speak of perversion while speaking of bestiality with small insects? Quite the feat, mate!

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 1:22 pm

[QUOTE=Tower_Master]Oh, I'd say certain SYM members are nice and...supportive...

You speak of perversion while speaking of bestiality with small insects? Quite the feat, mate!

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I live in the south. I have to assume anything when talking to everyone

Tower_Master · Post by **Tower_Master** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 1:27 pm

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]I live in the south. I have to assume anything when talking to everyone

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LOL - The DEEP south, eh? If that's true, then what's CM's excuse???

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 1:33 pm

fas has no excuse. He's still being classified scientifically into a species, so for all we know, this could be normal behaviour for him.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 1:52 pm

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]fas has no excuse. He's still being classified scientifically into a species, so for all we know, this could be normal behaviour for him.[/QUOTE] Where Fas is concerned, could anything even be considered as truly normal behaviour?

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 1:54 pm

[QUOTE=dragon wench]Where Fas is concerned, could anything even be considered as truly normal behaviour?

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Is that actually a question...?