The Heathen Citadel

[Magrus]

[QUOTE=Brynn]And you're suorsised when Oozit calls you a drunken slut, Mag?

(Just entered day 43.. better go to bed...)

Good night, ladies and gentlemen [/QUOTE]

HEY, flirting and teasing girls is not the same as being a slut. Besides, my Toy's the only girl I've found that can actually keep up with me. I may be a drunk, a perv, a nympho, a tease and a flirt with no shame. I am NOT a slut. There's only one incident in my life anyone could call me a slut for and that was years ago and it was my aunt who did so. But, at that point I wasn't a drunk yet.

[jopperm2]

Hey Brynn, I still have some old Arby's crew shirts. Wanna have a fashion show??

[Magrus]

[QUOTE=jopperm2]Hey Brynn, I still have some old Arby's crew shirts. Wanna have a fashion show?? [/QUOTE]

I'm telling you it's the pants man. Have you not wondered why companies nowadays impress upon young woman to wear form-fitting black pants? My uncle and I when I was working for him discussed the dress code and I told him he had to change that rule with the girls up front on register. He just chuckled and said it's coporate policy as another way to draw in customers.

[jopperm2]

I do like the pants, I'm picturing one girl in particular. Mexican girl. A few years younger than me. Her name was Susie. She always wore REALLY tight pants. She was the bosses sister. She was a HUGE flirt too. I love the way the shirts drape though. Maybe it's just that I always wanted like half the female employees, but couldn't have them.


Brynn, however, can wear whatever pants she wants or none at all.

[Magrus]

[QUOTE=jopperm2]I do like the pants, I'm picturing one girl in particular. Mexican girl. A few years younger than me. Her name was Susie. She always wore REALLY tight pants. She was the bosses sister. She was a HUGE flirt too. I love the way the shirts drape though. Maybe it's just that I always wanted like half the female employees, but couldn't have them.


Brynn, however, can wear whatever pants she wants or none at all. [/QUOTE]

The shirts do have a tendency to sort of fall just into place. The one girl I got into trouble flirting with was irritated with them. She kept readjusting her shirt to pull it down to cover up because people kept staring at her as she was mopping.

The girl in my avatar used to work for Subway years ago. Her manager was always all over her and she used to play soccer for years. She lost it one day when his had ended up in bad place and kicked him, he ended up lifting into the air and going into the wall behind him. She told him she quit and hoped he burned for grabbing her. Well the guys girlfriend was there and saw her boy get tossed into the wall with a kick to his junk and tweaked. She was too scared of my girl to do anything but scream at her though. The manager was too embarrassed to press charges that he got dropped by a 15 year old girl.

I used to get into trouble with my Uncle for flirting with the cashiers at our store. He had no clue I was a flirt until he saw me trying to pick up two of his cashiers. Chewed me out, in front of them on employee policy. Showed him though, they felt sorry for me and followed me into the breakroom earlier to talk. Until one got dragged off to get back to work because they both couldn't go on break at once.

[jopperm2]

I"ve managed at subway too. That's where all the hottest girls are. the GM used to consult me before hiring since he was a dirty old man and thought everything female was hot. I had it made there. It was in a really trashy part of town too so the girls were hot and slutty.

Edit: What kind of store did you uncle have?

[Magrus]

[QUOTE=jopperm2]I"ve managed at subway too. That's where all the hottest girls are. the GM used to consult me before hiring since he was a dirty old man and thought everything female was hot. I had it made there. It was in a really trashy part of town too so the girls were hot and slutty.

Edit: What kind of store did you uncle have?[/QUOTE]

He ran a chain grocery store, Tops Friendly Markets. I know you can find them in NY, Penn and Ohio.

I'm always curious as to the hiring policies with stores and restaurants. I know if I were to go into a place looking for a job with customer service along side a gorgeous girl chances are she would get the job 9 times out of 10 unless the job called for some sort of heavy labor too.

There's a diner that my close friend happens to waitress at, and the friend of ours who introduced the two of us has a cousin that just got a job there too. My friend happens to make a KILLING in tips. In one 8 hour shift on a monday, she'll pull in an average of $80 straight tips. I made about $35 after taxes in an 8 hour shift after my last job. Older guys come in on a regular basis just to spend time with her. They hate me, I come in and she jumps up and down and rushes me to give me a hug, then sits down next to me and has her lunch and ignores everyone until I leave.

The last time I was there, she got all curious as to why her male customers left 5 minutes after I showed up for lunch. They usually stay an hour or two when she works she said. I told her they came just to see her and she thought I was just flattering her until she saw another older guy come in, see her with us, and turn around and walk out.

Oh, and my antics with the cute Puerto Rican waitress with my friend a few years ago at the diner my brother used to work at got me in all sorts of trouble. Apparently it's not nice to ask the waitress to help show if your table is sturdy or not.

[jopperm2]

Girls often do get preferrence. I think it's because men are desperate enough to go to a place just to see a girl. Women get men anywhere they go so they don't care.

I've hired many people and most of them were cute girls or people with good experience. Here's a hiring tip though. Most hot high school girls don't know anything about hard work, so you have to hire a few nice but ugly, hard working blue collar-type guys that will stick around for the girls even though they have to do more than their fair share. Restaurants are built on this principle.

Apparently it's not nice to ask the waitress to help show if your table is sturdy or not.

That's hilarious!

[Magrus]

[QUOTE=jopperm2]I've hired many people and most of them were cute girls or people with good experience. Here's a hiring tip though. Most hot high school girls don't know anything about hard work, so you have to hire a few nice but ugly, hard working blue collar-type guys that will stick around for the girls even though they have to do more than their fair share. Restaurants are built on this principle.

Apparently it's not nice to ask the waitress to help show if your table is sturdy or not.

That's hilarious![/QUOTE]

She didn't think so....the hostess did though.

As to the business thing, yeah. My Uncle used to send people back to my department to help with work when we got swamped. I hated getting the cashiers, no matter how cute they were. They'd whine and complain about how hard work was at their job and say I had no clue what real work was. HA! My uncle had them on their knees scrubbing the floor and the storage cupboards so the place was clean for an inspection while I was baking. Well, no more of their whining about their job to me after that. I even offered to trade places with them, they were terrified of the elevator sized ovens.

[jopperm2]

That's fine, I'd prefer watching them on the floor scrubbing.

[jopperm2]

Anyway. I'm out of here for the night. Bye all!

[Magrus]

[QUOTE=jopperm2]That's fine, I'd prefer watching them on the floor scrubbing. [/QUOTE]

Ha, I believe that comment will shift all the negative female attention off me and onto you! I would have rather had them helping me with the customers than clean cupboards and the floor underneath them personally. It was far less productive of them IMO.

[oozae]

Stop talking about women!
Why don't you talk about this deer?
Deer
Much better than women.
It's a screenshot from Oblivion.

[Magrus]

[QUOTE=oozae]Stop talking about women!
Why don't you talk about this deer?
Deer
Much better than women.
It's a screenshot from Oblivion.[/QUOTE]

Awesome screenshot, still, the fact you think deer are much better than women scares me Oozit....

[oozae]

[QUOTE=Magrus]Awesome screenshot, still, the fact you think deer are much better than women scares me Oozit....[/QUOTE]Don't think those thoughts! Anyway, don't talk about those things. I don't like it.

[Magrus]

[QUOTE=oozae]Don't think those thoughts! Anyway, don't talk about those things. I don't like it.[/QUOTE]

Thoughts on girls scare you?

[oozae]

[QUOTE=Magrus]Thoughts on girls scare you?[/QUOTE]I just don't like it. When you speak of women, you make it sound as if they are objects.

[Magrus]

[QUOTE=oozae]I just don't like it. When you speak of women, you make it sound as if they are objects.[/QUOTE]

Do I? Well, I suppose my discussion here would be a bit odd compared to how I normally act. I'm in a strange mood today and haven't slept at all last night. I'm the guy in the group that advocates relationships and respecting my female friends, and chases off the guys just trying to get into their pants. I'm their shoulder to cry and discuss relationship problems and the guy they can trust won't hit on them unless they want it. I'm granted insights into my cute friends lives my other friends would pay for because of that. They know I respect the boundaries of our relationships and I won't press them.

The girls I've mentioned, all in all, each and everyone aside from the waitress and the table incident, were more than happy for my attention and flirting and comments. I was being a jerk in that diner my brother used to work at because she had a bad attitude. If someone gives me attitude without my having given them a reason to do so, I do my best to irk them.

If any of those other girls hadn't been flirting with me too, none of those things would have been said or done. In fact, the girl at Arby's was flirting with me for the express reason that I stood up for her and shooed off the guys that were staring at her butt the last 20 minutes. She couldn't say anything without getting in trouble with her boss so I did. It made her happy and she started flirting with me and I returned it.

Just because I happen to flirt and tease women, doesn't mean it's my objective to attempt to use them or drag them off to bed whenever I do so. I've found a good number of women enjoy flirting and teasing, it's another method of playing and socializing. If you make it a point to leave it at that, and not press things and demand anything out of them chances are you'll end up having a good bit of fun with flirting with people. I flirt with one of my friends constantly, to the point her boyfriend makes comments on how he's lost as to who's the real boyfriend. He's had proof though I wouldn't take advantage of her and trusts me with her which I'm grateful for. A lot of guys cannot handle people flirting with their girlfriends, even if it is harmless and makes them happy.

I happen to enjoy having a young woman flirt with me, I like the positive attention. It's fun and gives me something to do with another person. Just because a girls flirting with me doesn't mean I assume she's fallen for me or wants me though. I'm sure you'd appreciate a pretty young woman flirting with you out of nowhere as well.

[oozae]

[QUOTE=Magrus]I happen to enjoy having a young woman flirt with me, I like the positive attention. It's fun and gives me something to do with another person. Just because a girls flirting with me doesn't mean I assume she's fallen for me or wants me though. I'm sure you'd appreciate a pretty young woman flirting with you out of nowhere as well. [/QUOTE]I'm fine without it thanks.

[Magrus]

[QUOTE=oozae]I'm fine without it thanks.[/QUOTE]

I was too at your age. If you happen to have an older sister though, chances are she'd agree with me.