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[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Nah, wood noises... all I need is some time and will to do.

Hehehe... Oozae, take care what you say... :D [/QUOTE]Not knowing what to say, or what to do, or even who I am is what has gotten me as far as this :p
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[QUOTE=jopperm2]I can't stand creaky beds.. Mine is like a frekin stealth bed.[/QUOTE]

I would love a quiet bed. The lady who owns the place I stay in bought a new bed and put it together and I'm getting the feeling it wasn't done right so it's squeeking on me. It's LOUD, and keeps waking the baby from her nap when I get up to check on her too. I hate that. :mad:

[QUOTE=Oozit]Only Oozae makes strange unidentifiable noises [/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Hehehe... Oozae, take care what you say... [/QUOTE]

Yes, you should. Images of Oozae and a sheep with grunts and other sounds came to mind. The Passion of Oozit, Down Under and On the Farm, directed by Quintin Tarrentino or something. :eek:
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[QUOTE=Magrus]Yes, you should. Images of Oozae and a sheep with grunts and other sounds came to mind. The Passion of Oozit, Down Under and On the Farm, directed by Quintin Tarrentino or something. :eek: [/QUOTE]Have you gotten volume 4657454 yet? It's so rare! I have nearly all 457687653856348655353 volumes! :D
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[QUOTE=oozae]Have you gotten volume 4657454 yet? It's so rare! I have nearly all 457687653856348655353 volumes! :D [/QUOTE]

You've gotten around on the farm haven't you? :D
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[QUOTE=Magrus]You've gotten around on the farm haven't you? :D [/QUOTE]What can I say? People will do anything to watch a movie about me. It has insured that movies of me will forever be made! :D
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[QUOTE=oozae]What can I say? People will do anything to watch a movie about me. It has insured that movies of me will forever be made! :D [/QUOTE]

So long as there are still sheep that don't mind the loving touch of a young boy from down under.
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[QUOTE=Magrus]So long as there are still sheep that don't mind the loving touch of a young boy from down under.[/QUOTE]I prefer dogs now :p
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[QUOTE=oozae]I prefer dogs now :p [/QUOTE]

Dogs huh? Why dogs? :confused:
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[QUOTE=Magrus]Dogs huh? Why dogs? :confused: [/QUOTE]*Smack's Magrus on back of the head* None of your business!
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[QUOTE=oozae]*Smack's Magrus on back of the head* None of your business![/QUOTE]

Quite true, I can't stand dogs. If you want to have your way with them, so be it. I really don't know of anyone outside of maybe Kentucky who would marry you with a dog though. :o :p
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I love cats.I have always wanted to have at leats one of my gf's in a cat like suit...Ot some kind of Bra and pantie,with a tail attached,And kitten ears like thing.(sorry for the pervertedness on that statement) ;)
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[QUOTE=Magrus]I think you and I would end up in the hospital trying to drink together... :o Oh its a shame you live so far away man. We could have so much fun! Well... maybe. We might end up in jail after we get out of the hospital.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Darth Zenemij]I love cats.I have always wanted to have at leats one of my gf's in a cat like suit...Ot some kind of Bra and pantie,with a tail attached,And kitten ears like thing.(sorry for the pervertedness on that statement) ;) [/QUOTE]

Oh, perversion doesn't bother me at all. ;) You don't need all that, I've found the girls I hook up with happen to have a natural affinity with felines and tend to act like them. The bite and nail marks they tend to give out remind me of that quite frequently on the odd chance I forgot too. :o
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Babies tend to learn more in their first year of life than the next 3 years. Reading her stories is good, or even plopping her in front of Sesame Street can be a good thing, educationally.

If it is nap time and she is cranky, running the vacuum cleaner tends to lull them to sleep. Car rides are fun for them too. They get lulled to sleep much like the vacuum cleaner.

Music is a favorite of mine to use. They get to cooing and kicking their legs in time to the music. It's quite comical!

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