It has come to my attention that most of the young men at Game Banshee are entirely besotted with the young Winter Rose, their attentoin being quickly diverted away from the formerly lovely Brynn. Indeed, barely a single thread escapes evidence of the obvious, almost slavering, devotion Brynn no longer enjoys.
Thus, I feel Brynn and her many disciples don't require a special place to call their own any more. This is the anti-parlour.
Here is a run-down shack where Brynn can wallow in her misery without the constant courting for the likes of Luis and CM... They can freely venture forth and bestow gifts, serenading and gratitude upon the personage of their desires, but are unlikely to do so as there is a brand new female in the forums whom has garnered their attention. Brynn is no longer the only female on this side of the internet and has thus lost her monopoly on the ready bevies of slaves who were ready to carry out her every whim upon a moment's notice during the time she was the only girl, virtual or not, who was not related to them whom they had spoken to in a while.
Edit:
In an attempt to beat everyone who're about to get their panties in a bunch: this is a PARODY thread. SATIRE. No offense is meant towards Brynn or Winter Rose. It's dry humor poking fun at the extreme devotion and yet short attention span exhibited by some of the male board members
Oh no, there are too many! 
