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Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 7:39 am

[QUOTE=Magrus]

Do you drink?
How often do you drink?
What is your favorite drink?
Would you consider yourself perverted? If the answer is no, whats wrong with you?
If you have something wrong with you, would be willing accept extreme shock treatment, decided upon by me, to fix said problem?
Were you ever dropped on your head as a child?
When was the last time you got drunk and fell on your head?
Are you willing to join my army to defend against the inevitable Smurf uprising?
Are you ok with wearing tin-foil and plastic wrap hats in an effort to spread the faith?
Are you opposed to strange initiation rights involving garden hoses, gophers and crazy glue?
What is your take on the corruption of children?
Why are you applying? If boredom, do 10 shots instead.

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1.yes
2.varies, atleast few times a month, at most 4times/week(reasonably on weekdays)
3.long island ice tea
4.somewhat yes..
5.well no... i don't like electrocution, not that i've tried i just believe so.
6.no
7.well i've never bumbed my head some other bodypart always hits the ground first
8.yes
9.outside finland yes
10.no as long as the hose is not meant for below waist
11.all the youngsters are corrupted to the core
12.well if i say boredom will i get to do the 10shots?

the feel for joining a good cause..

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 7:56 am

Magrus, what shall I do to join?

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 10:04 am

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Magrus, what shall I do to join?[/QUOTE]
Fill in the form, isn't that obvious? Just say "yes" or "all the time" or "absinthe" to all of the questions and you'll be fine

Nasuke · Post by **Nasuke** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 10:12 am

1. Do you drink?yes
2. How often do you drink? almost three times a week(with buddies

)
3. What is your favorite drink?
4. Would you consider yourself perverted? If the answer is no, whats wrong with you?at times yes
5. If you have something wrong with you, would be willing accept extreme shock treatment, decided upon by me, to fix said problem?yes
6. Were you ever dropped on your head as a child?ummm
7. When was the last time you got drunk and fell on your head? yesterday
8. Are you willing to join my army to defend against the inevitable Smurf uprising?those blue things with condoms on there heads?yes
9. Are you ok with wearing tin-foil and plastic wrap hats in an effort to spread the faith?hehehe
10. Are you opposed to strange initiation rights involving garden hoses, gophers and crazy glue?o...k
11. What is your take on the corruption of children?STOP IT!
12. Why are you applying? If boredom, do 10 shots instead.ok*drinks 10 shots of tequila* that was good, now am i in?

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 10:36 am

Locke Da'averan wrote:1.yes
2.varies, atleast few times a month, at most 4times/week(reasonably on weekdays)
3.long island ice tea
4.somewhat yes..
5.well no... i don't like electrocution, not that i've tried i just believe so.
6.no
7.well i've never bumbed my head some other bodypart always hits the ground first
8.yes
9.outside finland yes
10.no as long as the hose is not meant for below waist
11.all the youngsters are corrupted to the core
12.well if i say boredom will i get to do the 10shots? the feel for joining a good cause..

12 Yes. Yes you do get to do 10 shots.

Luis Antonio wrote:Magrus, what shall I do to join?

Yeah, Brynn's right, fill in the form for amusement purposes, then your in as an honory member and get to help me with Locke's initiation.

1. Do you drink?yes
2. How often do you drink? almost three times a week(with buddies )
3. What is your favorite drink?
4. Would you consider yourself perverted? If the answer is no, whats wrong with you?at times yes
5. If you have something wrong with you, would be willing accept extreme shock treatment, decided upon by me, to fix said problem?yes
6. Were you ever dropped on your head as a child?ummm
7. When was the last time you got drunk and fell on your head? yesterday
8. Are you willing to join my army to defend against the inevitable Smurf uprising?those blue things with condoms on there heads?yes
9. Are you ok with wearing tin-foil and plastic wrap hats in an effort to spread the faith?hehehe
10. Are you opposed to strange initiation rights involving garden hoses, gophers and crazy glue?o...k
11. What is your take on the corruption of children?STOP IT!
12. Why are you applying? If boredom, do 10 shots instead.ok*drinks 10 shots of tequila* that was good, now am i in?

We can't accept you, no favorite drink and we have to corrupt the children. Stopping isn't an option. Sorry.

You'll be hosed down on your way out.

Now, if you can sing "I'm a little tea pot" in a dirty manner, complete with the dance on the roof of my school while "showering" the mail man you are SO in.

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 10:43 am

Do you drink? - A lot
How often do you drink? - A lot
What is your favorite drink? - Tequila, but I might drink absinthe as well, and Isaura liquour.
Would you consider yourself perverted? If the answer is no, whats wrong with you? - That a question?
If you have something wrong with you, would be willing accept extreme shock treatment, decided upon by me, to fix said problem? - Sure, Sadism is with me.
Were you ever dropped on your head as a child? - Hm... AFAIK no less than 15 times before reaching the age of 2.
When was the last time you got drunk and fell on your head? I never fell on my head when I was drunk. I fell on my knees. And beat my head later.
Are you willing to join my army to defend against the inevitable Smurf uprising?- I was a smurf. I used a blue labcoat in CEFET (2nd grade). But I converted to the Smurf slayers.
Are you ok with wearing tin-foil and plastic wrap hats in an effort to spread the faith? - Yes
Are you opposed to strange initiation rights involving garden hoses, gophers and crazy glue? - Depends. Can we include a fire extinguisher, a rubber ducky, a spoon and duct tape?
What is your take on the corruption of children? - you want my published manual?
Why are you applying? If boredom, do 10 shots instead. - can it be 20 shots?

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 10:53 am

[QUOTE=Magrus]
Yeah, Brynn's right, fill in the form for amusement purposes, then your in as an honory member and get to help me with Locke's initiation.

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my initiation?? so let's get it over with, i'm getting anxious here if the tension raises anymore i'll have to walk to the market and buy beer(it's a holiday-day and everything is closed except the little place where you can buy little bit everything.. sorta like a gas station without gas..

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 10:54 am

[QUOTE=Locke Da'averan]my initiation?? so let's get it over with, i'm getting anxious here if the tension raises anymore i'll have to walk to the market and buy beer(it's a holiday-day and everything is closed except the little place where you can buy little bit everything.. sorta like a gas station without gas..

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Bah! you'll be initiated by drinking mule milk.

Ideal Maxima · Post by **Ideal Maxima** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 10:57 am

Do you drink? Yes.
How often do you drink? Every day.
What is your favorite drink? Lemonade
Would you consider yourself perverted? If the answer is no, whats wrong with you? Sometimes...
If you have something wrong with you, would be willing accept extreme shock treatment, decided upon by me, to fix said problem? Sure, why not.
Were you ever dropped on your head as a child? No, not that I know of.
When was the last time you got drunk and fell on your head? Never.
Are you willing to join my army to defend against the inevitable Smurf uprising? HELL YEA
Are you ok with wearing tin-foil and plastic wrap hats in an effort to spread the faith? Sure.
Are you opposed to strange initiation rights involving garden hoses, gophers and crazy glue? As long as I get to sniff the glue, sure.
What is your take on the corruption of children? I wouldn't know, I'm a child myself.
Why are you applying? If boredom, do 10 shots instead. Cause your my role model

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 10:57 am

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Do you drink? - A lot
How often do you drink? - A lot
What is your favorite drink? - Tequila, but I might drink absinthe as well, and Isaura liquour.
Would you consider yourself perverted? If the answer is no, whats wrong with you? - That a question?
If you have something wrong with you, would be willing accept extreme shock treatment, decided upon by me, to fix said problem? - Sure, Sadism is with me.
Were you ever dropped on your head as a child? - Hm... AFAIK no less than 15 times before reaching the age of 2.
When was the last time you got drunk and fell on your head? I never fell on my head when I was drunk. I fell on my knees. And beat my head later.
Are you willing to join my army to defend against the inevitable Smurf uprising?- I was a smurf. I used a blue labcoat in CEFET (2nd grade). But I converted to the Smurf slayers.
Are you ok with wearing tin-foil and plastic wrap hats in an effort to spread the faith? - Yes
Are you opposed to strange initiation rights involving garden hoses, gophers and crazy glue? - Depends. Can we include a fire extinguisher, a rubber ducky, a spoon and duct tape?
What is your take on the corruption of children? - you want my published manual?
Why are you applying? If boredom, do 10 shots instead. - can it be 20 shots?[/QUOTE]

#4 is a question yes.

#5 and 6, that's messed up, and totally awesome. Oh, sorry about being dropped on your head so often.

#10, yes, the more the merrier I say.
#11, you have a manual? We can use that!

#12, yes, just for you though.

Nasuke · Post by **Nasuke** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 12:00 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]12 Yes. Yes you do get to do 10 shots.

Yeah, Brynn's right, fill in the form for amusement purposes, then your in as an honory member and get to help me with Locke's initiation.

We can't accept you, no favorite drink and we have to corrupt the children. Stopping isn't an option. Sorry.

You'll be hosed down on your way out.

Now, if you can sing "I'm a little tea pot" in a dirty manner, complete with the dance on the roof of my school while "showering" the mail man you are SO in.

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OPPS! forgot the favorite drink one, o well, here goes:*IM A LITTLE TEA POT LONG AND(o wait im not gonna get banned!)*ummm if I say *blarrrgummblakurbrukette* can I join?PLZZZZZZZZZZ

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 12:04 pm

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Bah! you'll be initiated by drinking mule milk.[/QUOTE]

why are you being mean to me?

and that ain't gonna happen and getting initiated didn't involve me drinking beer it's just to calm my nerves, but i got lazy and didn't go, i found a teensy-weensy bit of liquor in one bottle and drank that instead..

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 12:12 pm

[QUOTE=Nasuke]OPPS! forgot the favorite drink one, o well, here goes:*IM A LITTLE TEA POT LONG AND(o wait im not gonna get banned!)*ummm if I say *blarrrgummblakurbrukette* can I join?PLZZZZZZZZZZ[/QUOTE]

For shaming yourself like that, yes. Yes you may.

[QUOTE=Locke Da'averan]why are you being mean to me?:sad:

and that ain't gonna happen and getting initiated didn't involve me drinking beer it's just to calm my nerves, but i got lazy and didn't go, i found a teensy-weensy bit of liquor in one bottle and drank that instead..[/QUOTE]

How about mule milk and vodka?

Nasuke · Post by **Nasuke** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 12:20 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]For shaming yourself like that, yes. Yes you may.

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YAYYY! blubligongituiat!

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 12:23 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]For shaming yourself like that, yes. Yes you may.

How about mule milk and vodka?

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umm, no..

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 12:42 pm

[QUOTE=Locke Da'averan]umm, no..

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Right, well now that I have some people who have passed the first stage of acceptance, the next phase must begin. Here is your rite of passage.

You must do 1 shot/ every 12 lbs of your body weight in the next hour.
You shall be then strapped into a chair with your eyelids pried open ala A Clockwork Orange style.
You shall be subjected to films, shows and videos which portray examples of perversion and debauchery in there most terrible forms until next tuesday. Only next tuesday though, as wednesday is Hump Day.
You shall hereafter refer to wednesdays only as Hump Day. It is the hump of the week and once you get over it, it's drunk time.
Drinking prior to Hump day is optional, but after mandatory. Celebrating Hump Day is encouraged.
While strapped into above-said chairs you shall be hosed down with sugarwater by Luis and we will let our gerbils loose. Don't worry, they won't bite until the sugarwater is gone.
Sadly, we only have enough sugar to make 2 gallons of sugarwater. Gerbil bites are exciting though I've heard.
You shall be set free on Tuesday as above mentioned. You will be given a goal to accomplish in the surrounding neighborhood.
Oh, oops, that wasn't sugar water. The hallucinations should be starting soon. Sorry.
If you happen to be taller than 6 foot, you must chase down cars and remove the drivers seat inside them.
If you are under 6 feet tall, you must replace the drivers side seats of above said cars with generous portions of jello.
Upon completing this task on three cars each person, you must bow down before the Kitty Idol in front of the building. It's slightly off to the left from where Nasuke did his admittance dance.
Luis will then turn on the Kitty Idol's autotargeting, motion detecting, potato shooter.
Those able to dodge incoming projectiles shall be welcomed into our esteemed college.
Sadly, those hit by projectiles must repeat this procedure next week and hope to be more agile.
Booze filled orgy upon admittance.

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 1:06 pm

ok well ive done the 16 shots i was suppose to, and im feeling kinda groovy man. and the three cars, i do that for fun man. oh wait, are we suppose to rip them out or just take out the bolts?

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 1:12 pm

[QUOTE=Demortis]ok well ive done the 16 shots i was suppose to, and im feeling kinda groovy man. and the three cars, i do that for fun man. oh wait, are we suppose to rip them out or just take out the bolts?[/QUOTE]

Now we just need Luis to turn the potato gun on you.

moltovir · Post by **moltovir** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 1:15 pm

I'm afraid even I, the most loyal member of the MPCSDHGSKJGSD, can not abide by these rules, because wednesday is already known as Molty-day.

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 1:17 pm

hey Magrus, what if i stand there and take the shots for a set amount of time. pain makes almost everything worth it