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Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 8:49 pm

what ever is decided apon, i know many techniques for administering posions... i mean health tonics.

Erenor · Post by **Erenor** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 8:53 pm

[QUOTE=Demortis]what ever is decided apon, i know many techniques for administering posions... i mean health tonics.[/QUOTE]

Well, then that's settled. We have an assassin. All we need now is the poison itself...

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 9:00 pm

the term "assassin" is just to harsh. i prefer the term "ninja". and yes all i need is the posion, and all shall be taken care of.

oozae · Post by **oozae** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 9:02 pm

[QUOTE=Demortis]the term "assassin" is just to harsh. i prefer the term "ninja". and yes all i need is the posion, and all shall be taken care of.[/QUOTE]So, you're for hire then?

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 9:05 pm

on one of two conditions.

1) you have a large bank account.
2) you happen to be a collage professer at this fine establishment.

oozae · Post by **oozae** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 9:07 pm

[QUOTE=Demortis]on one of two conditions.

1) you have a large bank account.[/QUOTE]We'll leave it at 1 shall we?

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 9:09 pm

so you can afford 1million dollars per week?

Erenor · Post by **Erenor** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 9:10 pm

[QUOTE=Demortis]the term "assassin" is just to harsh. i prefer the term "ninja". and yes all i need is the posion, and all shall be taken care of.[/QUOTE]

Well, "ninja" it is then...now we've just got to get magrus working on somebody to get this poison working. He's the general of this war on smurfs, or so it seems...

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 9:12 pm

i could supply the posion but the price goes up drasticly. i dont mess around, i use the stuff that works.

CM · Post by CM » Sun Apr 03, 2005 9:16 pm

Magrus a general? Since when he is too drunk to command an army of carebear dolls.

oozae · Post by **oozae** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 9:23 pm

[QUOTE=Demortis]so you can afford 1million dollars per week?[/QUOTE]I pay in niggerhead's (NOTE: Niggerheads are small tufted grasses off the mainland of Australia, they have blackish seed heads)

I'll pay for a month's services *sends a shipment of 4 million niggerheads to Ireland*

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 9:27 pm

well i need it in US dollars. i cant use that stuff. doesnt work with anything.

oozae · Post by **oozae** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 9:32 pm

[QUOTE=Demortis]well i need it in US dollars. i cant use that stuff. doesnt work with anything.[/QUOTE]Alright then, I'll send you 4 million US dollars worth of niggerheads *sends out a shipment of 10000 kilograms of niggerheads*

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 9:36 pm

ive told you their usless here. nothing can be done with them. i get real cash or no hit.

oozae · Post by **oozae** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 9:48 pm

[QUOTE=Demortis]ive told you their usless here. nothing can be done with them. i get real cash or no hit.[/QUOTE]Actually it's just for fun, I'd love to see your expression when a load of grass bigger than your house arrives

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 9:53 pm

it would get burned thats all

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 10:03 pm

[QUOTE=CM]Magrus a general? Since when he is too drunk to command an army of carebear dolls.

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Hey, drunk people are great at ordering people around!

We don't use poison here. We subject the enemy to extreme acts of depravity until they go mad and lose their minds and beg to join our cause. That and shoot up dirty smurfs. No mercy on their kind.

*throws a bottle at oozit* No trying to sell grass in my establishment.

oozae · Post by **oozae** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 10:16 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]Hey, drunk people are great at ordering people around!

We don't use poison here. We subject the enemy to extreme acts of depravity until they go mad and lose their minds and beg to join our cause. That and shoot up dirty smurfs. No mercy on their kind.

*throws a bottle at oozit* No trying to sell grass in my establishment.

[/QUOTE]It's complimentary

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 10:20 pm

[QUOTE=oozae]It's complimentary

[/QUOTE]

Can we make booze out of it?

oozae · Post by **oozae** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 10:25 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]Can we make booze out of it?[/QUOTE]You can smoke it though. It's better than Heroine, that's why no-one has ever heard of it. Australians all want it forn themselves!