Join the MCOPCDAWD!

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 6:08 am

[QUOTE=Maharlika]COMM aint dead. Just so happen that a number of my COMMrades would take a sabbatical and others would take a low profile.

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Sure, COMM aint dead. (CE told not to tell they are wrong)

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 6:26 am

[QUOTE=Erenor]Can we make the plastic explosives in the shapes of little smurfs? Following the Caddyshack ideal...[/QUOTE]

Indeed, exactly what I was thinking of.

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 6:46 am

@Magrus and Erenor...

Caddyshack, you say?

How about stuffing those crackers inside Babe Ruth(tm)s and float them in a pool?

@LA: CE???

Must be CM.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 6:50 am

[QUOTE=Maharlika]Caddyshack, you say?

How about stuffing those crackers inside Babe Ruth(tm)s and float them in a pool?

@LA: CE???

Must be CM.

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Thats a great idea. We can then ball up the candy filling and save for later, and have explosive floaters for the pool. Brilliant!

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 7:11 am

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Sure, COMM aint dead. (CE told not to tell they are wrong)

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Luis, you should revise every theory thoroughly before accepting it

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 7:43 am

[QUOTE=Brynn]Luis, you should revise every theory thoroughly before accepting it

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CE is a shrinker. I mean, lets not say otherwise, its their fantasy after all

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 10:09 am

so magrus.. since you're the president of this college and LA is an honorary member, and since i'm the 3rd person to join. do i get a nifty cool sounding title to score with chicks?

and where are the girls for their auditioning?? there's like 100 short-sleeveless-white t-shirts and thongs included with buckets of water are still waiting...

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 10:21 am

[QUOTE=Locke Da'averan]so magrus.. since you're the president of this college and LA is an honorary member, and since i'm the 3rd person to join. do i get a nifty cool sounding title to score with chicks?

and where are the girls for their auditioning?? there's like 100 short-sleeveless-white t-shirts and thongs included with buckets of water are still waiting...[/QUOTE]

Hm...

Yes. You'll be the First Matey. I'm vice president, second in command, the powerfull and master of all except Magrus. And Magrus is the leader of MCOPCDAWD. No need for extra title for him.

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 11:13 am

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Hm...

Yes. You'll be the First Matey. I'm vice president, second in command, the powerfull and master of all except Magrus. And Magrus is the leader of MCOPCDAWD. No need for extra title for him.[/QUOTE]

first matey?

krhm that sounds gay, no offense to any gay ppl.. plus smth like that isn't something you can score chicks.. i thought you were just the honorary member not vice president..

but i can be the chairman of the board or smth like that..

CM · Post by CM » Tue Apr 05, 2005 11:18 am

Excuse you both. But due to the fact that only I and Magrus understood the pervert concept of honey mustard. I am the second in command. You lot can squabble over who is my slave

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 11:26 am

[QUOTE=CM]Excuse you both. But due to the fact that only I and Magrus understood the pervert concept of honey mustard. I am the second in command. You lot can squabble over who is my slave

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CM keep your face turned to the corner, aye? I'm the honorary member, vice president, and yo never understood honey mustard. Besides, I'm the perversion teacher here, not you.

@Locke, I'm not good with titles... you should ask Magrus. Lets ignore CM while Magrus aint here

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 11:26 am

[QUOTE=CM]Excuse you both. But due to the fact that only I and Magrus understood the pervert concept of honey mustard. I am the second in command. You lot can squabble over who is my slave

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say what? listen, although perv is pop doesn't mean you're in charge. and it's easy for you ppl to understand all the kinky twists of words of english. IRL i'm one of the worst word-twisting-kinky-suggesting depravist there is. atleast in finland.

CM · Post by CM » Tue Apr 05, 2005 11:29 am

Locke your problem if you can't do it in english. I am too perverted for Pakistanis so that says alot

Btw Magrus put me in charge when he is not around. Ask him yourself. So there

Luis being a porn king doesn't mean you are a pervert. It means you are very normal

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 11:36 am

[QUOTE=Locke Da'averan]so magrus.. since you're the president of this college and LA is an honorary member, and since i'm the 3rd person to join. do i get a nifty cool sounding title to score with chicks?

and where are the girls for their auditioning?? there's like 100 short-sleeveless-white t-shirts and thongs included with buckets of water are still waiting...[/QUOTE]

Luis got it, but we're not on a ship. We could call you First Perv instead. How about that?

It's not MY job to bring in girls. I just run the place. My assistants do that...

Edit: Jeez, write a little advice up for Nasuke and you guys nail my thread with more posts by the time I respond to it...

CM is our obligatory sober pervert. He sees to it we don't get arrested while performing unspeakable acts. Driving, advice, correcting our comments while we are drunk and slurr to badly to make them, etc. Secretary of Perversion should be a good title yes?

Luis is the honorary member. Honorary because he found that endless supply of tequila. Shots are good and inspire drunken fits of perversion. This is important, Vice President it is.

We COULD make Locke a pirate, but I like First Pervert better. We can send him out into public on solo missions wired and on camera while we amuse ourselves watching.

CM · Post by CM » Tue Apr 05, 2005 11:40 am

And my job is to drive the people around and bring in the booze. So you better be nice to me or else i might leave you in a dog pound

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 12:27 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]
We COULD make Locke a pirate, but I like First Pervert better. We can send him out into public on solo missions wired and on camera while we amuse ourselves watching.

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say what??

hey, that stuff is for newbie's/noobs/new comers/just joined ppl etc. not to the first perv.. but isn't that somewhat misleading.. i mean you ought to be the first perv, since you founded this place.. i know it comes from the first mate etc. thing but still.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 1:55 pm

[QUOTE=Locke Da'averan]say what??

hey, that stuff is for newbie's/noobs/new comers/just joined ppl etc. not to the first perv.. but isn't that somewhat misleading.. i mean you ought to be the first perv, since you founded this place.. i know it comes from the first mate etc. thing but still.[/QUOTE]

Good call, I could be Head Master Perv though.

Images come to mind with that and all, but, hey, works for me.

Erenor · Post by **Erenor** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 2:04 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]Good call, I could be Head Master Perv though.

Images come to mind with that and all, but, hey, works for me.

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Do those images involve schoolgirls, Head Mast Perv? Personally, a title wouldn't matter to me other than getting to introduce myself as something cool. I just want to kill more smurfs! The war goes on!

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 2:08 pm

[QUOTE=Erenor]Do those images involve schoolgirls, Head Mast Perv? Personally, a title wouldn't matter to me other than getting to introduce myself as something cool. I just want to kill more smurfs! The war goes on![/QUOTE]

Actually, no. Thanks for the new variation though.

We could give you one of those rubber bullet guns the cops use and call you The Smurf Plugger.

Those things tear through walls, I've seen it done. They would severly mess up a smurf.

Erenor · Post by **Erenor** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 2:16 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]Actually, no. Thanks for the new variation though.

We could give you one of those rubber bullet guns the cops use and call you The Smurf Plugger.

Those things tear through walls, I've seen it done. They would severly mess up a smurf.

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As long as I get a weapon and a mission I'm good to go with almost any title! I'll have to tweak the rubber bullet guns, though. What if I'm surrounded by smurfs and I need more firepower. They have to have a full-auto version of those things. Heck, they make shotguns to shoot larger versions of those rubber bullets! Fun! Hmm...splattered smurf on the way...