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Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 10:36 pm

[QUOTE=Erenor]Cookies with alcohol in them? Watch out! Smurfs will flock from miles around for fresh baked cookies. That's why there is almost always only one left in the jar or on the baking sheet. We should set a trap, methinks...[/QUOTE]

A trap, good idea. We lure them into a "smurf bake sale" with the plastique smurf bait selling cookies. Then we blow them up once they get in range, yet far enough away it won't harm the cookies. Then we get our cookies and celebrate.

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 6:53 am

@oozit: mummy is an ancient corpse that has been gutted-prepared-and-wrapped. mommy. mama etc mean your mother..

goddammit, now i got an unsatiable craving for chocolate-chocolate chip cookies, i mean they're soooooo goood, haven't tried those with alcohol though.. should be good.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 7:06 am

[QUOTE=Locke Da'averan]@oozit: mummy is an ancient corpse that has been gutted-prepared-and-wrapped. mommy. mama etc mean your mother..

goddammit, now i got an unsatiable craving for chocolate-chocolate chip cookies, i mean they're soooooo goood, haven't tried those with alcohol though.. should be good.[/QUOTE]

Ha, good one.

I want cookies too, but don't have any. I wonder if there is a way to add the alcohol without cooking it off...probably would have to just go with rum balls with chocolate chips or something. I do have brownie mix though...

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 7:22 am

[QUOTE=Magrus]I want cookies too, but don't have any. I wonder if there is a way to add the alcohol without cooking it off...[/QUOTE]
Serve them with alcohol dip

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 7:24 am

[QUOTE=Brynn]Serve them with alcohol dip

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Your so smart! *jumps up and down* SoCo and cookies!

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 9:55 am

i went to the store to return a case(alongside with the empty bottles) and another 12 empty bottles and then i bought smth to put on the bread and i forgot the chocolate chip cookies(which is good 'cause i'm going to starve myself to get in better shape for summer/for my gf) but it doesn't mean i didn't want to buy those!!! and eat them too

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 10:06 am

I am so tempted to order myself a pizza, and get drunk again. But the baby is here and I need to go get more cash out of the atm I think to order the pizza. Maybe I can carry her down there...Definately can't drink until she's gone though. One thing I can say about watching a baby. It keeps me out of trouble and sober for at least 8 hours a day.

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 10:10 am

[QUOTE=Magrus]I am so tempted to order myself a pizza, and get drunk again. But the baby is here and I need to go get more cash out of the atm I think to order the pizza. Maybe I can carry her down there...Definately can't drink until she's gone though. One thing I can say about watching a baby. It keeps me out of trouble and sober for at least 8 hours a day.

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my sentiments exactly but since my money situation is piss poor atm i'll have to settle for juice..

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 10:13 am

[QUOTE=Locke Da'averan]my sentiments exactly but since my money situation is piss poor atm i'll have to settle for juice..

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Well, I'd invite you to saturdays party at my friends house if I could. Lots of booze and she's doing a Hawaii theme and sporting a grass skirt and I'm getting her wasted. Should be a wonderful time. Then you could have all the booze you wanted.

But the getting there would be a serious problem.

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 10:20 am

[QUOTE=Magrus]Well, I'd invite you to saturdays party at my friends house if I could. Lots of booze and she's doing a Hawaii theme and sporting a grass skirt and I'm getting her wasted. Should be a wonderful time. Then you could have all the booze you wanted.

But the getting there would be a serious problem.

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indeed, sounds like really fun!

DAMN YOU WISE PPL!

why haven't you invented a teleportation machine yet?????

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 10:25 am

[QUOTE=Locke Da'averan]indeed, sounds like really fun!

DAMN YOU WISE PPL!

why haven't you invented a teleportation machine yet?????[/QUOTE]

Oh, I'm sure they could. It would just kill all business with airlines and cars and suchs. Who would want a car when they could just teleport themselves to work or the store you know? They're holding out on us.

Erenor · Post by **Erenor** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 12:34 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]Oh, I'm sure they could. It would just kill all business with airlines and cars and suchs. Who would want a car when they could just teleport themselves to work or the store you know? They're holding out on us.

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Yeah, they're keeping all the profits and endorsements from various travel companies. I can think of some places I'd love to teleport to for certain events.

It'd be really easy to get into expensive sporting events too or sold out concerts. Life as we know it would be totally different. Getting to the bathroom would be much easier too, but I guarentee I'd get really fat and lazy. Teleport from my couch to the liquor store to the cookie store and back to the couch. Wow, that sounds so great!

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 12:53 pm

[QUOTE=Erenor]Yeah, they're keeping all the profits and endorsements from various travel companies. I can think of some places I'd love to teleport to for certain events.

It'd be really easy to get into expensive sporting events too or sold out concerts. Life as we know it would be totally different. Getting to the bathroom would be much easier too, but I guarentee I'd get really fat and lazy. Teleport from my couch to the liquor store to the cookie store and back to the couch. Wow, that sounds so great![/QUOTE]

Yes, yes it does. I walk just about everywhere. I love to walk, but sometimes, I don't want to be bothered with it.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 10:23 pm

Lesson of the day: $150 budget, an empty house, and some friends and a legal ID can make for a killer party. Get drunk, have fun, party until you can't stand up anymore and do so again the next day. It's good for you.

I know, I was slacking off with the lesson of the day this past week. Personal difficulties and such. Another lesson, don't screw up a good relationship. It's bad for you.

Lesson for yesterday: Fresh fruit and grenadine can cover up the taste of A LOT of rum. A balanced diet of fruit and rum is highly encouraged as you can't taste the rum but you get all the fun out of it. Go fruit power!

Lesson for Wednesday: Don't smoke crack. You'll end up like Oozit.

Lesson for Tuesday: Do NOT put your eye on the ball. When someone hits it, you'll go blind. Ignore that baseball coach, he wants to see to it you can't see better than him.

Lesson for Monday: Girls really do enjoy being stared at. You should make it a point to do so for at least an hour a day. Single out a girl, follow her around and stare at her. Make it a point to keep the same girl for a week or so. Remember, restraining orders really mean "I love you".

Lesson for Sunday: Stairs are evil when drunk. Do NOT try to navigate a stairway while full of alcohol, no matter how much you feel like Indiana Jones at the time. Bruising occurs.

Lesson for Saturday: "Mrow" is a wonderful word to cause confusion. Random barking at strangers does wonders for the same thing also. Getting down on all fours to do it increases the confusion effect. It's highly encouraged. Especially at work or school.

Lesson for Friday: Going to your ex to discuss relationship problems with your girlfriend should only be done over the phone or a similar situation if the girl still likes you. I'm a dumbass.

Erenor · Post by **Erenor** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 11:39 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]Lesson for Sunday: Stairs are evil when drunk. Do NOT try to navigate a stairway while full of alcohol, no matter how much you feel like Indiana Jones at the time. Bruising occurs.

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When I'm too drunk to navigate stairs I do the little kid thing and sit on my ass and either scoot my way up or down that way. It makes me look really stupid, but better drunk and stupid than drunk, stupid, and bleeding...

oozae · Post by **oozae** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 11:40 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]Lesson for Friday: Going to your ex to discuss relationship problems with your girlfriend should only be done over the phone or a similar situation if the girl still likes you. I'm a dumbass.

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Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 11:45 pm

[QUOTE=Erenor]When I'm too drunk to navigate stairs I do the little kid thing and sit on my ass and either scoot my way up or down that way. It makes me look really stupid, but better drunk and stupid than drunk, stupid, and bleeding...[/QUOTE]

Ha, I've been there.

My friend decided to have me help him move his drumset down out of the appartment set aside for the buildings band practice. DOWN being the key word, down the stairs from the second floor, outside which were covered in snow. AFTER I had downed three screwdrivers. Oh, what an adventure that was. We had no shovels, so I had to scrape the stairs clean with the ice scraper from a friends car drunk.

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 12:53 am

[QUOTE=Magrus]Yes, thats what I did then.

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Looks like apocalypse has come for you anyway...

What now?

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 7:04 am

[QUOTE=Brynn]Looks like apocalypse has come for you anyway...

What now?[/QUOTE]

Hope she forgives me.

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 7:23 am

[QUOTE=Magrus]Hope she forgives me.[/QUOTE]
Hm... I don't dare to ask what she should to forgive... I hope she will, though. Good luck.