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Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 7:30 am

[QUOTE=Brynn]Hm... I don't dare to ask what she should to forgive... I hope she will, though. Good luck.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, thanks.

Erenor · Post by **Erenor** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 11:24 am

[QUOTE=Brynn]Hm... I don't dare to ask what she should to forgive... I hope she will, though. Good luck.[/QUOTE]

I second Brynn on this. Best of luck, man.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 11:29 am

[QUOTE=Erenor]I second Brynn on this. Best of luck, man.[/QUOTE]

Yep, I appreciate it.

Erenor · Post by **Erenor** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 1:02 pm

Okay, back to the recipe for how to bring out the worst (best

) in women. For those of you just joining us, this was transfered from Magrus' Recipe thread. Digression was just too much, and nobody wants to ruin a thread that includes ideas for yummy meals. I know alcohol must somehow be involved in this recipe, but what else?

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 1:05 pm

[QUOTE=Erenor]Okay, back to the recipe for how to bring out the worst (best

) in women. For those of you just joining us, this was transfered from Magrus' Recipe thread. Digression was just too much, and nobody wants to ruin a thread that includes ideas for yummy meals. I know alcohol must somehow be involved in this recipe, but what else?[/QUOTE]

Shackles, the ones with the soft leather cuffs inside, a bottle of champaigne, plastic sheets, and strawberries. *nods*

Erenor · Post by **Erenor** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 1:10 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]Shackles, the ones with the soft leather cuffs inside, a bottle of champaigne, plastic sheets, and strawberries. *nods*[/QUOTE]

Well, I know a few friends that would slap me for offering those. We know how to pervert a significant other, but what about someone we can't molest on a daily basis without being charged with something and thrown into a cell?

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 1:27 pm

[QUOTE=Erenor]Well, I know a few friends that would slap me for offering those. We know how to pervert a significant other, but what about someone we can't molest on a daily basis without being charged with something and thrown into a cell?[/QUOTE]

I usually offer to have new people over for breakfast, and see how they take that. If the girl asks what I'm cooking I usually move onto someone else.

Failing that, you write yourself a story. You go out drinking and meet someone at a party and let them know you write a little and if they get curious to see it you show them. I've found girls respond better to written things than watching things. Interesting reactions to writing down my little perverted imaginings when people read them.

Erenor · Post by **Erenor** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 2:10 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]I usually offer to have new people over for breakfast, and see how they take that. If the girl asks what I'm cooking I usually move onto someone else.

Failing that, you write yourself a story. You go out drinking and meet someone at a party and let them know you write a little and if they get curious to see it you show them. I've found girls respond better to written things than watching things. Interesting reactions to writing down my little perverted imaginings when people read them.

[/QUOTE]

Working on a book are we?

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 2:14 pm

[QUOTE=Erenor]Working on a book are we?[/QUOTE]

That would be a good idea, I don't know anyone but my friends boyfriend who would publish it and I really don't want either of them reading it.

Erenor · Post by **Erenor** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 3:36 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]That would be a good idea, I don't know anyone but my friends boyfriend who would publish it and I really don't want either of them reading it.

[/QUOTE]

And why not?

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 10:55 pm

so whats the lesson for today? havent learned anything in a week or so. must learn so brain does not turn to mush. *drinks to keep his brain semi-solid*

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 11:19 pm

Erenor wrote:And why not?

I'd never hear the end of it. How I act with my girlfriends, is totally different than how I act around my female friends. They think I'm a sweet and wonderful young man. My girlfriends, think I'm the dirtiest man they've ever met. Each and every one of them...that has to say something...I wonder what.

so whats the lesson for today? havent learned anything in a week or so. must learn so brain does not turn to mush. *drinks to keep his brain semi-solid*

Lesson of the day:
Don't meet friends of your girlfriend. When you break up with said girlfriend, they try to get with you.

I can't understand the why of this. If a girl isn't good enough for one of my buddies, definately not good enough for me. Why they come after me after hearing whats gone on with their friends...I dunno...

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 11:42 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]I'd never hear the end of it. How I act with my girlfriends, is totally different than how I act around my female friends. They think I'm a sweet and wonderful young man. My girlfriends, think I'm the dirtiest man they've ever met. Each and every one of them...that has to say something...I wonder what.

[/QUOTE]

i always thought men were suppose to be "dirty". every woman i know, knows me a a "leturous" guy. i dont know why, they just seem to jump on my shoulders i swear. and Mr.Bear controls my hands. stupid bear

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 11:55 pm

[QUOTE=Demortis]i always thought men were suppose to be "dirty". every woman i know, knows me a a "leturous" guy. i dont know why, they just seem to jump on my shoulders i swear. and Mr.Bear controls my hands. stupid bear[/QUOTE]

I should use that Mr. Bear thing. My mouth gets me in trouble, not my hands.

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Sat Apr 09, 2005 2:07 am

yes well it has been proven something takes over my hands from time to time. i could have a normal conversation with the doc when hes nurse walks by and my hand moves. and i get blamed for it

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sat Apr 09, 2005 3:39 am

[QUOTE=Demortis]yes well it has been proven something takes over my hands from time to time. i could have a normal conversation with the doc when hes nurse walks by and my hand moves. and i get blamed for it[/QUOTE]

Stupid bear...butt grabbing bears are evil...

CM · Post by CM » Sat Apr 09, 2005 8:09 am

[QUOTE=Magrus]
Lesson of the day:
Don't meet friends of your girlfriend. When you break up with said girlfriend, they try to get with you.

I can't understand the why of this. If a girl isn't good enough for one of my buddies, definately not good enough for me. Why they come after me after hearing whats gone on with their friends...I dunno...

[/QUOTE]

Aye. Don't remind me. That is one nasty situation. The same girl (in your above described situation) e-mailed me not 7 days ago (after 6 months no contact). WR was not happy

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sat Apr 09, 2005 8:14 am

[QUOTE=CM]Aye. Don't remind me. That is one nasty situation. The same girl (in your above described situation) e-mailed me not 7 days ago (after 6 months no contact). WR was not happy

[/QUOTE]

*chuckles* I bet she wasn't. My girl isn't happy I'll be dissapearing until about wednesday to stay with my friend. She has a boyfriend and all. *shrugs* Oh well.

CM · Post by CM » Sat Apr 09, 2005 8:18 am

[QUOTE=Magrus]*chuckles* I bet she wasn't. My girl isn't happy I'll be dissapearing until about wednesday to stay with my friend. She has a boyfriend and all. *shrugs* Oh well.[/QUOTE]

I do understand her concerns though. I would feel really odd if WR disappeared till wednesday to spend time with a male friend. I bet you wouldn't like it much either

jopperm2 · Post by **jopperm2** » Sat Apr 09, 2005 8:21 am

I know I wouldn't like it.