This is THE story of all: read and post up!!!!!

Baassie · Post by **Baassie** » Tue Jan 09, 2001 8:24 am

Once upon a time there was a man named Baassie.....

Here is your chance people: cream me! I just love the abuse!

Maurice · Post by **Maurice** » Tue Jan 09, 2001 8:27 am

... and that was really all there was about it. He was an average man, married to an average wife. He had two average children, an average dog and they all lived in an average house, and on the driveway he had an average car. Their neighbors were nothing special, they were also pretty average. As a matter of fact, the entire street was pretty average. Add to that fact that he lived in an average town, and had an average job, and you get an idea of his average life on average.

Baassie · Post by **Baassie** » Tue Jan 09, 2001 8:30 am

Well you've got to love the smilies anyway.....

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Garcia · Post by **Garcia** » Tue Jan 09, 2001 8:36 am

Really Maurice!!
This is a chance of a lifetime I'm sure you can do much better than that

Garcia · Post by **Garcia** » Tue Jan 09, 2001 8:47 am

But Baassie wasn't his real name it was Skussel butt. He live in the high mountains and eat small children and hamsters (boy is minsc gonna kick your butt) Baassie a.k.a. Skussel butt had this dream of becoming the supreme ruler of the world. One day the hunger for might and blood became too much so he took his mopped and two-handed sword (+3 and some other attributes if you must know) and vent to the castle of Gamebanshee………. (Ok carry on)

Baassie · Post by **Baassie** » Tue Jan 09, 2001 8:50 am

Only one sentence guys and not a sentence of 30000 words. (Well, if you can do that I'll throw in an extra price!)

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If you can't stand the heat... feel free to DIE!
Worked for every other human being I encountered so far!

FoulDwimmerlaik · Post by **FoulDwimmerlaik** » Tue Jan 09, 2001 11:25 am

and as his flesh became translucent, and began dripping slowly off of his bones leaving bloody smears, reeking of gangrenous filth, he realized he needed help. So he called his average doctor...

Jhareth of house Noquar · Tue Jan 09, 2001 11:27 am

And his average doctor supplied him with a potion of Lichdom, which he drank immediately!

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Chameleon · Post by **Chameleon** » Tue Jan 09, 2001 11:55 am

And he turned into a woman called Baasia.

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Tue Jan 09, 2001 11:59 am

And in woman form of Baasia,
She took up the ars*ia.

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Chameleon · Post by **Chameleon** » Tue Jan 09, 2001 12:00 pm

Ooh! a poet! And he didn't know it!

FoulDwimmerlaik · Post by **FoulDwimmerlaik** » Tue Jan 09, 2001 12:01 pm

fearful that his/her friends may discover this horrific change, "B" extended its claws and burrowed through the dirt under its feet, creating a den where it could nurse its wounds and feed on fell meats...

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Tue Jan 09, 2001 12:02 pm

This is an epic poem is it not?
Be careful, lad, or I'll whack your bot.

By hiding 'neath the borrowed ground,
She sought to hid the ass that was pound.

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