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- Luis Antonio
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- Demortis
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wish you would have told me this earlier. i would have had test subjects by now. now i have to prepare traps. and we should only need a few right? so were we planning on the shreader mines, or the posion?
Zombies are not real! The Government is still doin Human trails!
Have you ever wondered why, in a dream you can touch a falling sky? Or fly to the heavens that watch over you. - Godsmack
Have you ever wondered why, in a dream you can touch a falling sky? Or fly to the heavens that watch over you. - Godsmack
[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Damn, smurfs are not for testing. Are for torturing and burning.[/QUOTE]
We are testing methods of effectively killing the little guys. Is that not a worthy pursuit of using them for testing?
@Demo, definately shredder mines. We'll be using their skulls as bowls for gummy bears soaked in vodka at parties. Poison would make using it difficult.
We are testing methods of effectively killing the little guys. Is that not a worthy pursuit of using them for testing?
@Demo, definately shredder mines. We'll be using their skulls as bowls for gummy bears soaked in vodka at parties. Poison would make using it difficult.
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
- Luis Antonio
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[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]There's nothing better than the smell of smurf torturing in the morning [/QUOTE]
Well, I can think of one or two things. It's right there at number 3 at least though.
Well, I can think of one or two things. It's right there at number 3 at least though.
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
- Luis Antonio
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- Demortis
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accually, with the posion, the only thing you would need to clean is the skull. and their to small for that anyways
Zombies are not real! The Government is still doin Human trails!
Have you ever wondered why, in a dream you can touch a falling sky? Or fly to the heavens that watch over you. - Godsmack
Have you ever wondered why, in a dream you can touch a falling sky? Or fly to the heavens that watch over you. - Godsmack
They're the perfect size! They'd fit right in the palm of your hand as a little travel cup. Well, so long as I'm not the one doing the washing, have at it. Make an acid bomb if you want.
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
- Luis Antonio
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- Demortis
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well the acid bomb would hit all over, and if were trying to save the heads theres no use in one, and to fart on them, we would need their entire complex sealed up and enough methan to do it
Zombies are not real! The Government is still doin Human trails!
Have you ever wondered why, in a dream you can touch a falling sky? Or fly to the heavens that watch over you. - Godsmack
Have you ever wondered why, in a dream you can touch a falling sky? Or fly to the heavens that watch over you. - Godsmack
[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Lets fart on them till they die [/QUOTE]
Right right. Your new objective is to capture and bring back a group of smurfs. We shall then get wasted and fart on them until they collapse and die. We shall allow one to run free and spread the word of such horrors, while we mount an attack and follow right on his heels. Upon him entering the camp in abject terror, screaming of what we've done we shall launch mortar shells filled with poison into their midst. Survivors will be hunted down and chopped into pieces with swords, or bludgeoned with hammers.
Questions? Complaints? Drinks?
Right right. Your new objective is to capture and bring back a group of smurfs. We shall then get wasted and fart on them until they collapse and die. We shall allow one to run free and spread the word of such horrors, while we mount an attack and follow right on his heels. Upon him entering the camp in abject terror, screaming of what we've done we shall launch mortar shells filled with poison into their midst. Survivors will be hunted down and chopped into pieces with swords, or bludgeoned with hammers.
Questions? Complaints? Drinks?
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
- Luis Antonio
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How about some crown and coke? That always did the Job.
I decend from grace in arms of undertow...
[QUOTE=Magrus]I think you and I would end up in the hospital trying to drink together... Oh its a shame you live so far away man. We could have so much fun! Well... maybe. We might end up in jail after we get out of the hospital.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Magrus]I think you and I would end up in the hospital trying to drink together... Oh its a shame you live so far away man. We could have so much fun! Well... maybe. We might end up in jail after we get out of the hospital.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Hm.. can I have a snack? or a baked potato, perhaps?[/QUOTE]
Of course. I must enforce a rule of an equal weight of your favorite booze to be consumed as food though.
Demo, we shall party drunk for a month after installing a special air filtering system that will capture and hold said methane for us. Then we can strike at our foes with the fart bomb.
Of course. I must enforce a rule of an equal weight of your favorite booze to be consumed as food though.
Demo, we shall party drunk for a month after installing a special air filtering system that will capture and hold said methane for us. Then we can strike at our foes with the fart bomb.
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
- Demortis
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right, i shall ready the mortars and have a squad capture some. just need to find away of keeping them alive and in a cage with one airvent. humm thats the tricky part, lil bastards are known to become cannabuls if caged
Zombies are not real! The Government is still doin Human trails!
Have you ever wondered why, in a dream you can touch a falling sky? Or fly to the heavens that watch over you. - Godsmack
Have you ever wondered why, in a dream you can touch a falling sky? Or fly to the heavens that watch over you. - Godsmack
Hey, if they are going to eat each other, why not drop a giant cage over their base? Let them kill each other and we can record and sell the tape to fund out boozing celebration when we tortment the last surviving smurf.
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
[QUOTE=Demortis]and thats why i have the capiblity to run the miliatary[/QUOTE]
Well then, a bottle to every student for every smurf kill. Have fun running your campaign with that for motivation.
Well then, a bottle to every student for every smurf kill. Have fun running your campaign with that for motivation.
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"