Join the MCOPCDAWD!

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Wed Apr 20, 2005 6:23 pm

then im on it, time to gather the test subjects

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 10:04 am

[QUOTE=Magrus]Of course. I must enforce a rule of an equal weight of your favorite booze to be consumed as food though.

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I must enforce
I must enforce
I must enforce
I must enforce
I must enforce
I must enforce
I must enforce

WE MUST ENFORCE. WE'RE A TEAM, DONT YOU REMEMBER, MY FIRST PERVERT?

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 10:10 am

Ok, ok, WE should do shots.

the_limey · Post by **the_limey** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 2:04 pm

1. Yes
2. Once a week
3. Guiness or cold foreign lager (none of that English muck)
4. Absolutely
5. If you think it would help
6. No but I fell on it alot
7. Never
8. Not if they're real smurfs
9. Anything to make me look good for the ladies
10. See 9
11. I don't take them anywhere
12. Because you told me to

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 2:32 pm

[QUOTE=the_limey]1. Yes
2. Once a week
3. Guiness or cold foreign lager (none of that English muck)
4. Absolutely
5. If you think it would help
6. No but I fell on it alot
7. Never
8. Not if they're real smurfs
9. Anything to make me look good for the ladies
10. See 9
11. I don't take them anywhere
12. Because you told me to[/QUOTE]

4. Main requirement met...

5. I do believe you should get completely loaded and tied up for one of my bartenders to educate you.

6. Me too...me too...

8. Yes, they're real smurfs. We are hosting a wicked orgy after they're gone and we have Papa smurf held hostage. Members not in the army must hide in the basement and clean up after it's over with.

Unfortunately, IM stole the initiation tapes, and we've run out of potatoes. So, your in without the standard intiation procedure (see post 56). Congratulations.

Lesson of the day: Kinky sex with the girl you've just broken up with is NOT a good way to put things behind you. More like putting them in front of you and, Hi, back to drinking to forget now!

the_limey · Post by **the_limey** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 2:42 pm

Excellent! Though will I now be vilified by my fellows for not going through the initiation or will they be too drunk to notice?

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 2:45 pm

[QUOTE=the_limey]Excellent! Though will I now be vilified by my fellows for not going through the initiation or will they be too drunk to notice?[/QUOTE]

If they aren't too drunk to notice, they'll be forced to drink with a funnel and a bottle by my lovely bartenders. That'll fix 'em.

the_limey · Post by **the_limey** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 2:47 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]If they aren't too drunk to notice, they'll be forced to drink with a funnel and a bottle by my lovely bartenders. That'll fix 'em.

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Sounds good- I'll join em

Now, having joined your cult do I just drink and talk about sex until The Big Day?

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 3:00 pm

[QUOTE=the_limey]Sounds good- I'll join em

Now, having joined your cult do I just drink and talk about sex until The Big Day?[/QUOTE]

Yep yep. Comments are welcome. I'll answer any questions you have. Free booze for everyone. I'm on cup two of my wonderful milkshakes

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 3:04 pm

damn IM for stealing the tapes. and im sure we can find away to get him in the army. he just has to be able to fight while completly drunk, beable to dodge landmines, and i dunno ill find something else later.

the_limey · Post by **the_limey** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 3:06 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]Yep yep. Comments are welcome. I'll answer any questions you have. Free booze for everyone. I'm on cup two of my wonderful milkshakes

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You'll be none too coherent then, so about that promotion

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 3:16 pm

Mag, your gonna give him a promotion over me?! after all ive done to help! besides i have a big house that those twins can use, beisdes i can give alsorts of love and affection.

the_limey · Post by **the_limey** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 3:19 pm

[QUOTE=Demortis]Mag, your gonna give him a promotion over me?! after all ive done to help! besides i have a big house that those twins can use, beisdes i can give alsorts of love and affection.[/QUOTE]

Stop whingeing and stand aside for a rrrreal man

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 3:24 pm

Lad, you have no idea of who your dealin with. and if you think your a realy man, ha, then i must be god compared to ya

the_limey · Post by **the_limey** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 3:25 pm

[QUOTE=Demortis]Lad, you have no idea of who your dealin with. and if you think your a realy man, ha, then i must be god compared to ya[/QUOTE]

Ha, I'd like to see that...but there again maybe not

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 3:25 pm

Okie, here's the deal. I'll drink, and my general can fight it out with the noob for the bartender position. Loser has to do my laundry.

the_limey · Post by **the_limey** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 3:27 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]Okie, here's the deal. I'll drink, and my general can fight it out with the noob for the bartender position. Loser has to do my laundry.[/QUOTE]

General? Didn't know that...
If I let you have the job demo, can I have the girls?

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 3:30 pm

[QUOTE=the_limey]General? Didn't know that...[/QUOTE]

Didn't read all the nonsense did you?

the_limey · Post by **the_limey** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 3:31 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]Didn't read all the nonsense did you?

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No but my offer still stands

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 3:33 pm

now who would benifite from the bartenrder job? the noob that has no place and is trying to fit in. or the general who has to inspire his troops?