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Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 3:35 pm

[QUOTE=Demortis]now who would benifite from the bartenrder job? the noob that has no place and is trying to fit in. or the general who has to inspire his troops?[/QUOTE]

Jobs are singular, you'd lose your status as general with the head bartender job...

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 3:49 pm

oh well, my army will still listen to my advise.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 4:01 pm

[QUOTE=Demortis]oh well, my army will still listen to my advise.[/QUOTE]

Correction. MY army, you just lead it.

Darth Zenemij · Post by **Darth Zenemij** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 4:04 pm

were we supposed to post the forms?

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 4:09 pm

a general is suppose to treat the men under his command as his own. so they are my men. your not the one having to write the letters to their families if they dont come back. you just give use the means to fight. i give them something to fight for! and if you give me that barkeep job, they are still my army, even if i dont lead them into battle.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 4:30 pm

[QUOTE=Darth Zenemij]were we supposed to post the forms?

[/QUOTE]

Yes, post or be hunted down as one of those blue midgets.

@Demo. I can lead them myself, I'd rather get drunk and let you do it though personally. If you choose to take up the position of bartender, you forfeit the position of general. Simple as that. As far as loyalty. I provide the booze, the cause, the general, the barracks and the bartenders. Without me, there would be no position for the army, or the general in fact. Should the disagree with the cause, they can go in the basement and get hammered.

the_limey · Post by **the_limey** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 4:40 pm

Does this mean I've got the job or not????

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 4:41 pm

[QUOTE=the_limey]Does this mean I've got the job or not????[/QUOTE]

Can you come up with innovative drinks? Give me some proof and if no one disputes your claim, yes.

Darth Zenemij · Post by **Darth Zenemij** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 4:42 pm

1.Yes
2.almost evry day even weekends.
3.Crown and Coke OR Jack and Pepsi
4.YES
5.Yes I like pain.

6.no
7.Past sunday
8.Yes
9.Sure
10.No
11.There is absolutly nothing wrong with it.
12.I kinda dislike smurfs, I love drinking and perversion. I will still do 10 shots though

I like smurfett though

the_limey · Post by **the_limey** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 4:45 pm

Baileys and cherryade? A Bangkok Ladyboy? A Bloody Mavis?

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 4:50 pm

[QUOTE=Darth Zenemij]1.Yes
2.almost evry day even weekends.
3.Crown and Coke OR Jack and Pepsi
4.YES
5.Yes I like pain.

6.no
7.Past sunday
8.Yes
9.Sure
10.No
11.There is absolutly nothing wrong with it.
12.I kinda dislike smurfs, I love drinking and perversion. I will still do 10 shots though

I like smurfett though

[/QUOTE]

Score!

*hands over a bottle of Crown and a crown made of tin foil and plastic wrap*

Spread the faith. You'll be my missionary. Feel free to act on any impulse that promotes

A. Drinking
B. Perversion
C. Embarrasses prudes

Have fun and return for refills.

Darth Zenemij · Post by **Darth Zenemij** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 4:53 pm

I have a foil and plastic crown!!! Yeah, Embaress prudes? Yeah!!!!!!

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 4:57 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]@Demo. I can lead them myself, I'd rather get drunk and let you do it though personally. If you choose to take up the position of bartender, you forfeit the position of general. Simple as that. As far as loyalty. I provide the booze, the cause, the general, the barracks and the bartenders. Without me, there would be no position for the army, or the general in fact. Should the disagree with the cause, they can go in the basement and get hammered.

[/QUOTE]

you know, you make it hard to justify myself here!

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 4:59 pm

[QUOTE=Demortis]you know, you make it hard to justify myself here![/QUOTE]

Do I? You allow me to drink and think of things beyond the extermination of Smurfs. It allows me to consider drinks, women, perversion and the good of the collective. Otherwise I'd be consumed by killing off those blue buggers. You have a position worthy of respect. Just don't forget who put you there.

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 5:10 pm

you know, my army is mixed in with yours, who do you think trained yours? they didnt apper out of thin air trained and ready to die for our worthy cause.

Darth Zenemij · Post by **Darth Zenemij** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 5:13 pm

Magrus, what will we do after we rid of smurfs, There will be nothing to do but sit around and drink... Wich is perfectly fine with me!

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 5:17 pm

Demortis wrote:you know, my army is mixed in with yours, who do you think trained yours? they didnt apper out of thin air trained and ready to die for our worthy cause.

*whistles* I recruited them. You just lead them.

Magrus, what will we do after we rid of smurfs, There will be nothing to do but sit around and drink... Wich is perfectly fine with me!

Drink, enjoy life, women and corrupt the public. What more could you ask for?

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 5:26 pm

is there something i need to know Mag?

Darth Zenemij · Post by **Darth Zenemij** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 5:27 pm

just curious is all.

the_limey · Post by **the_limey** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 5:27 pm

[QUOTE=Demortis]is there something i need to know Mag?[/QUOTE]

Yeah- you get your drinks form me now bub. hahahahahahaha