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jopperm2 · Post by **jopperm2** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 5:26 pm

Bailey's is pretty discusting as is.

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Sat Apr 23, 2005 4:47 am

how can you not like bailey's???

it's soooo gooood

hmm. a newbie barkeep.. let's see if he's got what it takes..

YO! barkeep. gimme a tequila-celementine-rise along with purple motherfocker and long island ice tea, ASAP!

Btw, we can't have a barkeeper that sleeps.. the bar has to be open 24/7 if i start making drinks while i'm over the moon nobody wants to live after that.

do we have to hire another barkeep for the night or get some mechanical aid..? Brynn-bot sounds nice.. a brynn look-a-like fembot that will both guard our college and provide with delicious drinks..

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Sat Apr 23, 2005 9:24 am

well i can create a bot to barkeep and gaurd, but i dont do look alikes. sorry.

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Sat Apr 23, 2005 9:30 am

[QUOTE=Demortis]well i can create a bot to barkeep and gaurd, but i dont do look alikes. sorry.[/QUOTE]

Bots are no good barkeeps. Bots are good for easy tasks, but to barter with the customers you need a hot chick.

I vote for... Christina Aguilerra as barkeep

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Sat Apr 23, 2005 9:37 am

my vote goes to jessica alba

now she's the hottie to beat the bottie

(urgh sucks i know)

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Sat Apr 23, 2005 9:39 am

Jessica Alba is cool too, but she wont sing lady marmelade and dance that way for us

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Sat Apr 23, 2005 9:50 am

well, when given a human personality, and the drive to be unique, bots can be better then human barkeeps. but i disagree about Cristina. shes just not hot.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sat Apr 23, 2005 10:04 am

I'd say Miss Alba myself, but being my college if she were there, you all wouldn't be seeing her when I wasn't around.

YO! barkeep. gimme a tequila-celementine-rise along with purple motherfocker and long island ice tea, ASAP!

Locke! The whole kool-aid thing, that second drink you mentioned tastes JUST like grape Kool-aid if you've ever had one and it's done right. Evil thoughts of getting little children wasted on it at school's have run through my head ever since I downed seven glasses in one night.

Demortis wrote:but i disagree about Cristina. shes just not hot.

Agreed.

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Sat Apr 23, 2005 10:05 am

Hehehe...

Ok, you dont like her, I got it.

Hm... what about J Lo?

Or, who knows, Nicole Kidman?

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Sat Apr 23, 2005 10:11 am

um no
um no

we need to find someone we can all agree on

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sat Apr 23, 2005 10:17 am

My Rachel told me I should be a bartender yesterday as a job. I think she's right. However, there is this girl that used to come into the store I worked at last year really wasted at 4am every night and want me to make her a sub. She would be perfect. Absolutely gorgeous, and I say this hating blondes, about a blonde.

*whistles* She was about the only reason I kept working there as long as I did.

I'll tell you what. You can have your tall model types for bartenders if you want. I can just get me a short and curvy one for my office.

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Sat Apr 23, 2005 10:22 am

as long as shes good lookin, and not kidnapped for extended periods of time, i for it

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Sat Apr 23, 2005 3:08 pm

now, whats the lesson for the day?

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Sat Apr 23, 2005 3:10 pm

now, whats the lesson for today? and wheres the barkeep, im getting sobber

the_limey · Post by **the_limey** » Sat Apr 23, 2005 3:26 pm

You rang?

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Sat Apr 23, 2005 3:36 pm

bout time, booze on the double

the_limey · Post by **the_limey** » Sat Apr 23, 2005 3:38 pm

[QUOTE=Demortis]bout time, booze on the double[/QUOTE]

Coming right up *mixes up a bloody Mavis*

jopperm2 · Post by **jopperm2** » Sat Apr 23, 2005 3:41 pm

I'll take a morning martini.

(That's a shot of Kahlua, Shot of Bailey's, Shot and a half of Vodka, Heaping spoon of sugar, served in a coffee cup with the spoon as a garnish.)

the_limey · Post by **the_limey** » Sat Apr 23, 2005 3:43 pm

[QUOTE=jopperm2]I'll take a morning martini.

(That's a shot of Kahlua, Shot of Bailey's, Shot and a half of Vodka, Heaping spoon of sugar, served in a coffee cup with the spoon as a garnish.)[/QUOTE]

Thanks, now I know 4 c0cktails!

*hands drink over*

jopperm2 · Post by **jopperm2** » Sat Apr 23, 2005 3:44 pm

You only know 4?!?!