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the_limey · Post by **the_limey** » Sat Apr 23, 2005 3:45 pm

[QUOTE=jopperm2]You only know 4?!?!

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You get drunk faster when it's neat

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sat Apr 23, 2005 3:57 pm

Alright, alright.

Lesson of the Day: Birth control is cheaper than child support. Remember this, even if you have to buy the stuff, your still saving money in the end.

Maybe I should make all of the previous lessons centered and larger so they stand out from the spam?

Good job with the bartending! *snags a bottle* Sorry I'll be out today, female company.

the_limey · Post by **the_limey** » Sat Apr 23, 2005 4:00 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]Alright, alright.

Lesson of the Day: Birth control is cheaper than child support. Remember this, even if you have to buy the stuff, your still saving money in the end.

Maybe I should make all of the previous lessons centered and larger so they stand out from the spam?

Good job with the bartending! *snags a bottle* Sorry I'll be out today, female company.

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Hey, I'm glad you're here- where are those two bimbos you promised? That's why I took this bloody job in the first place

jopperm2 · Post by **jopperm2** » Sat Apr 23, 2005 4:01 pm

Looks like you're stuck with me and demo.

the_limey · Post by **the_limey** » Sat Apr 23, 2005 4:06 pm

[QUOTE=jopperm2]Looks like you're stuck with me and demo.[/QUOTE]

Dammit!

Alright then, what about my suggestion to rename my bar? (post 551)

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sat Apr 23, 2005 5:21 pm

the_limey wrote:Hey, I'm glad you're here- where are those two bimbos you promised? That's why I took this bloody job in the first place

Go to the left of the bar, on the end, there's a door. Open the door, down the stairs, third door on your right. That's their room. Enjoy.

Dammit!

Alright then, what about my suggestion to rename my bar? (post 551)

Naming it is a good idea, but definately not "Harry's Bra". That brings disturbing images to mind.

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Sun Apr 24, 2005 9:11 am

yo bartender.. i'm still waiting my drinks!

can i get them this year??

@Magrus: i haven't tasted purple mofo.. i remember you suggesting it sometime ago.. so can't really say i know what kool aid tastes like..

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sun Apr 24, 2005 9:36 am

Oh thats a shame, its good stuff! Expensive to get everything for, but drinking them, you can't taste the alcohol. I fell in love with them. I should get more next week, I haven't had another since I first made one.

Denethorn · Post by **Denethorn** » Sun Apr 24, 2005 9:44 am

I suggest a very simplistic bar name... like "Booze Dungeon"

Or perhaps something more classic... like The Rising Sun, or the Trough. Classic metal/biker pub names.

Unless we're going for some artsyfartsy urban bar, in which case a suitably artsy fartsy name is required, like "the Artsy Fartsy Bar For The Discerning And Artistic Drunkard".

Aslong as a good lager is on tap, the name nay matters!

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sun Apr 24, 2005 9:49 am

Well, we can take votes from members to name the bar and decide, how about that? I don't care how many you put up, more ideas the better.

the_limey · Post by **the_limey** » Sun Apr 24, 2005 10:17 am

[QUOTE=Magrus]Go to the left of the bar, on the end, there's a door. Open the door, down the stairs, third door on your right. That's their room. Enjoy.

Naming it is a good idea, but definately not "Harry's Bra". That brings disturbing images to mind.

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I don't wear a bra, but would you trust a skinny bartender? I wouldn't- a fat bartender has obviously sampled the finest nectars in the world so he knows what he's talking about.

Note: Bar will remain closed- or at least on self service- until I've finished with these slappers

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sun Apr 24, 2005 10:22 am

It's my bar! I trust my bar, simple as that.

My friend's late for our date. Oh, a cheap rhyme.

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Sun Apr 24, 2005 10:49 am

Pfft... obviously there's no service in here.. Mag, kick limey to get back to work..

he hasn't even noted my order.. not very good customer care if you ask me

the_limey · Post by **the_limey** » Sun Apr 24, 2005 10:54 am

Hey can you not read?!?!

Bar is on self-serve while I'm dealing with Mag's slappers.
But, since I'm here, what do you want?

Btw, I'm thinking of some entertainment in this dive- any suggestions?

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Sun Apr 24, 2005 11:29 am

[QUOTE=the_limey]Hey can you not read?!?!

Bar is on self-serve while I'm dealing with Mag's slappers.
But, since I'm here, what do you want?

Btw, I'm thinking of some entertainment in this dive- any suggestions?[/QUOTE]

i've already stated my request but fine.. since you're new on the job

tequila-clementine-rise, purple mofo and LIIT..

giles337 · Post by **giles337** » Sun Apr 24, 2005 2:41 pm

[QUOTE=the_limey]
Btw, I'm thinking of some entertainment in this dive- any suggestions?[/QUOTE]
B-R-Y-N-N and Brynny was her name-o!

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Sun Apr 24, 2005 3:02 pm

damn it i hate most people. makes me want to ..... never mind. get me a burbon, scotch, and whiskey.

well i have the mines created, and tested. all we have to do is get them in there.

yea i think brynn should be a good choice for the bar.

Fiberfar · Post by **Fiberfar** » Sun Apr 24, 2005 3:07 pm

[QUOTE=Locke Da'averan]i've already stated my request but fine.. since you're new on the job

tequila-clementine-rise, purple mofo and LIIT..[/QUOTE]

Still the good old clementine I see... Keep up the good work

Darth Zenemij · Post by **Darth Zenemij** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 3:29 pm

[QUOTE=giles337]B-R-Y-N-N and Brynny was her name-o!

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all in favor of Brynn say HO!!!
I am wasted out og my mind1

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 4:43 pm

id say something else before she tears you a new one man