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*pours the coke down Magrus's pants.* Another coke please :p
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Oh, Ontario, Quebec? *Raises eyebrows* I went to Montreal and Quebec city. How long you gonna stay?
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[QUOTE=CM]*pours the coke down Magrus's pants.* Another coke please :p [/QUOTE]

Hey! Now I need new pants you! I found my vodka though. Stuffed under the basinett. *nods* Luis is right, Kiya stole my vodka before her mommy took her home. :mad:
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[QUOTE=Athena]Oh, Ontario, Quebec? *Raises eyebrows* I went to Montreal and Quebec city. How long you gonna stay?[/QUOTE]

Niagra Falls, Ontario, for two nights with some friends to party and get wasted since a few are too young to go to bars here and we got bored just drinking at home two weeks ago. Stayed drunk for 8 days straight! YES! :D
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[QUOTE=Magrus]Hey! Now I need new pants you! I found my vodka though. Stuffed under the basinett. *nods* Luis is right, Kiya stole my vodka before her mommy took her home. :mad: [/QUOTE]

Kiya is a bad baby, baaad baby! :D (remember Yke? "Kick the baby")
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*Goes to buy Mag new pants and boxers, comes back, and asks him to try them on* Um, I hope they fit, if not, then oh well!
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[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Kiya is a bad baby, baaad baby! :D (remember Yke? "Kick the baby")[/QUOTE]

Ha, oh I love my friends daughter though. I'm the closest thing to daddy she has having watched her for 5 days a week the last half of her life. It's hard having to wake up early, stay sober and watch the baby all day when I could be going out and getting plastered with my buddies, but she's just so cute!

[QUOTE=Athena] *Goes to buy Mag new pants and boxers, comes back, and asks him to try them on* Um, I hope they fit, if not, then oh well![/QUOTE]

Thanks, but just "oh well" if I have to go without? :p
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*Gets all flustered* I, I uhh, can't say that I would be upset, but we might have to leave the bar *drinks some Captain Mo Private Stock to soothe the butterflies* or we could go in the *rest*room hahaha
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[QUOTE=Athena]*Gets all flustered* I, I uhh, can't say that I would be upset, but we might have to leave the bar *drinks some Captain Mo Private Stock to soothe the butterflies* or we could go in the *rest*room hahaha[/QUOTE]

Well, I wasn't expecting that. Good enough for me though. :p
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[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Athena, would you like to dance with a Shiny armor knight? I've been told about your beauty, but you are far more striking than I've thought.[/QUOTE]
Khemosabi or Lancelot, I'll take whichever one can catch me riding Geronimo!! *shouts with glee, thinking of the mustang stallion* YeaHHHH!!!!
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I need drinks. Lots of drinks. Where'd I put my door prize from DW anyways? :confused:
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Iinvite her to dance, Magrus scores. Bah!
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[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Iinvite her to dance, Magrus scores. Bah![/QUOTE]

I can't dance without at least half a bottle of liqour in me. Just doesn't happen.
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[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Iinvite her to dance, Magrus scores. Bah![/QUOTE]
Louie, I was merely concidering the offer and besides, I like horseraces!
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[QUOTE=Athena]Louie, I was merely concidering the offer and besides, I like horseraces!
:p [/QUOTE]

You make offers then consider them? Isn't that backwards? :confused:

How's your horse doing anyways?
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BAH! He does not score. He is in trouble she is a Military Police Womah. magrus is a dead man :eek:
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[QUOTE=CM]BAH! He does not score. He is in trouble she is a Military Police Womah. magrus is a dead man :eek: [/QUOTE]

Wanker, drink your tea! :mad: :)
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[QUOTE=Magrus]Wanker, drink your tea! :mad: :) [/QUOTE]

Doing so wnat some? :p
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Mag, grrr, He offered to dance with ME! ... Geronimo is swell. He's full of himself. He's like my boyfriend in horsey form! I love him. Thanks for asking. I want to scan pictures!
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*walks in wearing leather armor* so um, i guess this is the place for drinking and wearing leather. top o the evenen to ya.
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