The Heathen Citadel
Oh indeed. I can't sleep normally. So I get drunk until I pass out and must occupy myself so I don't run rampant through this hick town in the dark causing trouble from sheer bordom and insomnia. ![Eek! :o](./images/smilies/)
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
[QUOTE=giles337]Don't Drink Water, Fishes Have Sex In It
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This is why I drink almost everything with alcohol in it. It'll either kill anything in the water, or make me too drunk to notice.![Wink ;)](./images/smilies/)
This is why I drink almost everything with alcohol in it. It'll either kill anything in the water, or make me too drunk to notice.
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
It's my job, what else would you expect?
[QUOTE=the_limey]You do know that almost everything made of alcohol has water in it yes?[/QUOTE]
Yes, yes I do. Which leads to the too drunk to care part wouldn't it?![Big Grin :D](./images/smilies/)
[QUOTE=the_limey]You do know that almost everything made of alcohol has water in it yes?[/QUOTE]
Yes, yes I do. Which leads to the too drunk to care part wouldn't it?
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
[QUOTE=Magrus]It's my job, what else would you expect?
Yes, yes I do. Which leads to the too drunk to care part wouldn't it?
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But before you start drinking (assuming you're not drunk to start with) doesn't the thought of all that fish sperm in your booze put you off?
Yes, yes I do. Which leads to the too drunk to care part wouldn't it?
But before you start drinking (assuming you're not drunk to start with) doesn't the thought of all that fish sperm in your booze put you off?
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[QUOTE=the_limey]But before you start drinking (assuming you're not drunk to start with) doesn't the thought of all that fish sperm in your booze put you off?[/QUOTE]
Nah, it's cool. Protein's good for you. Go protein!![Stick Out Tongue :p](./images/smilies/)
Nah, it's cool. Protein's good for you. Go protein!
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
- Darth Zenemij
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bleh, I knew a kid in high school who used his own jizz in his hair. I hated him so much for it and so many other reasons.
![Eek! :eek:](./images/smilies/)
I decend from grace in arms of undertow...
[QUOTE=Magrus]I think you and I would end up in the hospital trying to drink together...
Oh its a shame you live so far away man. We could have so much fun! Well... maybe. We might end up in jail after we get out of the hospital.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Magrus]I think you and I would end up in the hospital trying to drink together...
Oh the trouble I'll be catching for all of this...I'm hungry! Where's that friggin pizza boy with my food! ![Mad :mad:](./images/smilies/)
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
- Tower_Master
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[QUOTE=Demortis]it wasnt all him ya know. me, mag, brynn, and luis helped[/QUOTE]
? Methinks you've left off over half of the Heathens, mate!
Ye gods! You left out Sytze, man! How could you leave out Sytze?
*quickly prays for a topic change from sperm*
? Methinks you've left off over half of the Heathens, mate!
*quickly prays for a topic change from sperm*
I sincerely wish we could re-consider this plan from a perspective that involved pants.
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