Nontheist

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Wed May 04, 2005 6:20 pm

[QUOTE=Lowkei]I can. Nonthesit apparently means no religious beleif what so ever. So in other words they beleve in nothing as in not beleaving in nontheits. So there for i am entitled to beleave in wot i want. That don't make any scense does it. I don't even know what i was saying. Ignore that. Now let me get back in to charecter. (hem hem...clears his throut) The teachings of nontheist are not be questioned. You follow or you do not. I see that you have know wish follow us, but i shall respect you all the same and hope that one day in the futre you will feel the need to eat cookies and play computer games. Maybe then you shall join us and have fun. All that is needed in return is to somtimes do as the gods (and by gods i mean microsoft and sony lol....see i don't technicly we don't worship a deity or wot ever. we worship a company...so ha) which is usully smite another cult such as yours wah ha ha ha har.[/QUOTE]

no one sees the poorly mispelled words? its a conspirecy(sp?) i tell you!

[QUOTE=Lowkei]LOL. No offence or anything, it's just your the newest cult on the block....next to us of course and so there for you are the biggest rivals. I wanted to join yes.....but you failed to accept my rite to join there for i found new teachings that better suited me........the nontheist! However I may be willing to negociate a "Treaty". If your interested in this "Treaty" then start a new thread called "Treaty" and we will disscuss the terms and conditions. If you do not accept the treaty then the smiting is still pending. Shadowblade is standing by ready with the men (or should i say man lol) to attack on my command. I urge you to think this over carfully or else i shall arraneg another "Treaty" with the smurfs who you are no dout familliar with.[/QUOTE]

well, their not a new "cult" you obviously werent here when we had the House of Brawlers.

and it wouldnt be wise to attack us. one, we have made plans for the smurfs, and two, i am a merc, with an army, and vastly(sp?) superior firepower. unless your "treaty" is your official surrender, then dont threatin the collage or the head perv.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Wed May 04, 2005 6:31 pm

[QUOTE=Nasuke]but i like to be the evil sex god! its alot of fun times with me!

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Gods don't fit into the Non-theist view, they're hypocrites. I'm a perv and a drunk, so I made a group for like-minded folk and I know you'll fit there man.

Religion doesn't come into it in my group. Look...Fas is a member and he can't even drink!

Besides, so long as you have on girl that claims your their sex god, you have a worshipper and that's all that matters in my book. If you believe it, you don't belong here with the people who don't believe in gods. Ha. Logic will close this place down, then I can go back to drinking.

[QUOTE=Demortis]and it wouldnt be wise to attack us. one, we have made plans for the smurfs, and two, i am a merc, with an army, and vastly(sp?) superior firepower. unless your "treaty" is your official surrender, then dont threatin the collage or the head perv.[/QUOTE]

Thats right, surrender or be invaded. YOUR heads are big enough to use as cups.

Nasuke · Post by **Nasuke** » Wed May 04, 2005 6:36 pm

lol, i have many worshippers! I NEED MORE THOUGH! i already joined the MCOPWOD though!(i think i didnt spell that right)

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Wed May 04, 2005 6:46 pm

Ha, you won't get any here, they don't believe in worshipping, although this group seems to abandon how the cause they follow works just to gain members. Not me! I drink and and I'm a perv, thats the goal and I'm sticking to it.

Nasuke · Post by **Nasuke** » Wed May 04, 2005 6:50 pm

yeah! IM USUALLY DRUNK AND A PERV TOO!

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Thu May 05, 2005 12:47 am

[QUOTE=Yeltsu]C'mon Brynn! Let's rob their cookie stores

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How come I've never thought of that? I think it's the same thing that keeps me away from the Horde... Well, practice makes perfect. RAID!!!!

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu May 05, 2005 2:11 am

[QUOTE=Brynn]How come I've never thought of that? I think it's the same thing that keeps me away from the Horde... Well, practice makes perfect. RAID!!!!

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I see how it is, you ignore it when someone OFFERS you a cookie huh? Well then I'll eat my own cookies and you don't get any.

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Thu May 05, 2005 2:18 am

[QUOTE=Magrus]I see how it is, you ignore it when someone OFFERS you a cookie huh? Well then I'll eat my own cookies and you don't get any.

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Well, it was a dilemma whether to accept yours or raid these folks. The later, naturally, is more challenging

You know what, we can share theirs, what say?

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu May 05, 2005 2:23 am

Ha, raid it is then! I'm starving after my fun tonight. Do I need a weapon?

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Thu May 05, 2005 2:24 am

No, you only need a needle to pierce the balloons on their necks

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu May 05, 2005 2:27 am

Oooh...I can't stand needles, bad experiences. Rather use a sword.

Have you noticed the spam that's piled up on this thread since I showed up here?

I'm sad, my plaything fell asleep all exhausted like before I was finished with her.

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Thu May 05, 2005 2:28 am

[QUOTE=Magrus]I'm sad, my plaything fell asleep all exhausted like before I was finished with her.

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WHAT?!

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu May 05, 2005 2:30 am

[QUOTE=Brynn]WHAT?!

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Poor thing was only good for 2 1/2 hours before she wore out. Now I'm forced to spam until tired. So sad.

Vicsun · Post by **Vicsun** » Thu May 05, 2005 2:33 am

[QUOTE=Brynn]WHAT?!

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He's bragging about his sexual escapades, because that's clearly how one impresses strangers over the internet

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Thu May 05, 2005 2:35 am

[QUOTE=Vicsun]He's bragging about his sexual escapades, because that's clearly how one impresses strangers over the internet

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Yeah, I just couldn't believe it

(I guess I shouldn't be so surprised, though, he's Magrus, after all

)

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu May 05, 2005 2:37 am

Kudos with the random comment after a prolonged absence.

Bragging? No, it's sad and I'm spamming nonsense for something to do until I can sleep. Makes sense no?

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Thu May 05, 2005 2:38 am

I say have a cookie. The raid is over now, here is your share

Vicsun · Post by **Vicsun** » Thu May 05, 2005 2:39 am

[QUOTE=Brynn]Yeah, I just couldn't believe it

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Why?

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu May 05, 2005 2:40 am

These guys are pushovers. *munches on a cookie* I didn't even do anything, BRYNN stole your cookies. Ha.

Thankee Brynn, good cookie.

shadow blade · Post by **shadow blade** » Thu May 05, 2005 5:54 am

Evil sex god hear me. Do not listen to the ramblings of these non believing fools. Your place is amoung the nonthesists as the almighty sex god, without you our member count goes down and we cant have that, we are going to need every available man for the iminent battle that is soon upon us.

We will need you to keep there women occupied while we battle the men. Are you up to this task evil sex god. It is a difficult task to undertake but i believe only you have the strength to do it. What say you.