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Post by Luis Antonio »

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Silence across the realms. The people expect this day as they expect their own birhtday - and this is only the second edition of the tournament.

I'm Iridur Morningblade, bringing you the wonders of the

Fantasy Wrestling!!!!Second edition (copyright Lost, sorry)

We are here tonight to transmit the fight between the praised champion Tingle Orcstench, and Nibor, the one who wants revenge, and, for the first time, we're gonna see whats happening in our arena.

*an image shows, but no much is visible. It rains very heavily, very heavily on the arena, and it gets really bad to see what happens*

While you, expectator, cant see, this is our arena, as you'll view it if you were there. Actually, people on the audience there cant see anything, and are leaving before the world fall on their faces. But, we have a high tech equipment here, and we'll remove the rain, and show you, first hand, the Arena.

*the rain starts to blurr less the images. And what can we see? A tropical volcano island - with plenty of space to go around, but very visible - if it were not for the rain. No plants, only rock, rain and a mountain will be the landscape of this battle*

There it is, expectator, this is the place of the combat. Our fighters re being kept in special planes, warming up - and they still dont know what awaits them. We will interview them now, for a last minute update on their moods.

*The image changes to a stone-face Tingle Orcstench*

_Mr Tingle - says the reporter - what do you expect for the fight? Are you nerv...
_Ye get outta here child before I split your gut with me hand, aye?

*The image changes, then, to Nibor*

_Mr Nibor, what do you expect for the fight?
_Revenge.
_Are you...
_Revenge, thats all. Save your words. You'll need them.

*back to Iridur Morningblade*

Yes, it seems they are pretty nervous with what may happen, aye? Now I guess cheating will be hard here, with all this rain - they wont be able to see it, and maybe that will require spellcasting and natural habilities.

Now, Ladies and Gentlemen, without further ado, the fighters will be transported to the arena, and let the fights begin!!!!

*Two flashes of light indicate the players have been transported to the arena, each one on the oposite side of the island. Tingle looks confused, he's never been ok with water, and he seems quite lost. Nibor is trying to focus on what to do, looking around, with his hair falling on his eyes*

Well, in this fight the sideckicks will have a great importance, since they may see the fight from our monitors. "Tingleeeeee!" Nibor shouts "Come here you stone eater" and, hearing this shout faintly in the horizon, Tingle starts to move, and what would be impossible with his metal boots, he moves sneaking through the rain.
Nibor is casting his defence spells, and preparing himself. He gets wiser, quicker and stronger, and casts mirror image. With the rain, the mirror image gets fuzzy - maybe it will be not effective as it can be, and he starts picking up his CE's potion from his belt when *whack* he's punched on his back - its Tingle!!!! Nibor goes a few steps ahead, and his fury unleashes - and, as he had intended to do, he uses his high dexterity to quickly spank Tingle Orcstench, who is still in a strange relation with the wet landscape and cant really concentrate enough to defend from this flurry of blows from Nibor. Without being dispelled, however, nor counterstriken, the Mirror Image he has casted is waning – it comes and goes, prolly because of the rain. Tingle is missing his orientation skills – and Nibor runs to the distance, they are both out of their line of sight.

He reaches his potion belt, and now yes- he drinks the CE’s potion – increasing his intelligence and making him less vulnerable with spells, and looooooook what happened!!!! OMG Tingle sidekicks are on the ground, no attack has been made – when they tried to move they’ve been magically tied because … why has that happened? Oh, yes, news coming, twas because of Nibor’s sidekick, little Gollum, who tied the boots of the gnomes, who are now fighting between themselves and OH MY GOD TINGLE JUMPS FROM HIS SHADOWS, AFTER THE NOISES AND KICKS NIBOR IN THE FAMILY JEWELS!!! That is unfair, that is, Nibor was distracted because of the little dwarves fight, and look, once again Nibor reflected image is all fuzzy – something is in the air! But there’s no time for that, cause Tingle is preparing one of his really powerful punches, a hell punch, (I’ve seen him destroy a very thick granite wall with that punch) but Nibor reacts! He start casting…

OH
MY
GOD!!!!

He was casting one of his spells, but perhaps due to the rain, perhaps due to another thing, the spell seem to react with Tingle Orcstench’s ear ring!!!! And it is warping energy as crazy in the center of the island! The ground shakes, the crowd is scared, running! All the sidekicks have ensured their safety running to their pocket planes, and lightings cross the sky! Both the fighters look scared: Nibor cant stop trying to control the spell, and Tingle is apparently stunned where he is. They cant move!
IT’S A WILD SURGE!!!
*a flash of light stops the transmission of images. It seems a very strong energy burst is changing the shape of the island – and sending the rain away. Nasa is helping on the broadcast, and it seems like a nuclear explosion has just happened, from the space station*

Wait, are we broadcasting again? Uh… can you hear me, audience? Doesn’t matter, record it! We can transmit it afterwards… *Iridur Morningblade appears, with his hair burned, and his suit all dirty*
Lets see where are our champions! Wow, the rain is gone…
In the eastern side of the island is Tingle Orcstench, current champion… Tingle! Tingle! Wake up! You wont believe it, he’s all burned, and he got bald! Even his facial hair is almost gone, he’s gonna be very pissed when he comes back from the dreamland…
Yeah, he seems to be unconscious! In the northern side of the island, say my reporter, is Nibor… also unconscious! My God, he barely has clothes in his body, but his mirror image seems to have become a clone of himself! :eek:
This is unbelievable! The decision goes to the judges now, who has fought best? And what happens next? You only get to know here, in Fantasy Wrestling, second edition! This is Iridur Morningblade, burnt, finishing the transmission!

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(Players, please post your strategies. Judges, PM me for discussion.)
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Post by Rob-hin »

Another tie? :D

What do you mean that happend to my mirror image? I'll post my strategy when I get that cleared up for me. :)

edit:
Ok, cleared up. It's an actual clone. Not bad for a first level spell. ;) :D
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Post by Brynn »

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]The decision goes to the judges now, who has fought best?[/QUOTE]
*rolls a dice*

The winner iiiiiiiiiiiiis... Ni-boooooo! :)

I mean, he's the one I (=my dice) vote for.
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Post by Locke Da'averan »

hmm well judging from the fight alone... i don't know about the players strategies but the in the fight tingle showed almost zero aggressiveness and only managed to land 2blows(albeit the other one must've been a painful one) nibor on the other hand, burned by the will of revenge managed to get ahead with cheats and spells and he did end the fight so:

my vote goes to Nibor
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I'm voting for the rain. Rain wins it gets one of the judges wet. *nods*
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Post by Brynn »

[QUOTE=Magrus]I'm voting for the rain. Rain wins it gets one of the judges wet. *nods*[/QUOTE]
This makes sense :D Now that I have actually read the fight :D I still vote for Nibor, that miscast spell (though we still don't know what exactly it was, I suspect electric Balls or something) was really impressive! :)
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Post by Magrus »

It does make sense. Brynn's a judge in the rain. ;)
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Oh my hair is all wet! I demand a roofed box for the jury! You don't expect me to put up with such inconvenience, do you :o
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I think Luis will back me on the leaving you stuck out in the rain miss Brynn. :p
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*Sigh* and my cheat ability of 16 went unnoticed by Luis' break down of the fight. Guess that's what happens when I force out a battle strategy in the middle of exams :o
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Post by Locke Da'averan »

[QUOTE=Brynn]You don't expect me to put up with such inconvenience, do you :o [/QUOTE]

no, we expect you to put up this white t-shirt :D

and unfortunately, no sexy female judges are allowed under the scaffolding during a rain.. sorry ;) :D :p
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Who exactly is your char, Locke? :cool:
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Post by Locke Da'averan »

uhh...somehow i have the feeling you're not asking to help me.. :D :D :rolleyes:
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[QUOTE=Brynn]Who exactly is your char, Locke? :cool: [/QUOTE]

Don't answer that Locke, she'll make you pay for that last remark. :D :p
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Post by Locke Da'averan »

[QUOTE=Rob-hin]Don't answer that Locke, she'll make you pay for that last remark. :D :p [/QUOTE]
yeah i kinda got that kind of a sentiment from her inquiries as well :D
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Fair's fair, you'd deserve it. ;) :p
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Post by Locke Da'averan »

[QUOTE=Rob-hin]Fair's fair, you'd deserve it. ;) :p [/QUOTE]

how's that? i just said what everyone thought/wanted to happen :D :D :p
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I'm not toughing this subject with a 10-foot pole. :D
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[QUOTE=Aegis]*Sigh* and my cheat ability of 16 went unnoticed by Luis' break down of the fight. Guess that's what happens when I force out a battle strategy in the middle of exams :o [/QUOTE]

Demo said we should have another battle, between you and the Nibors (now he's cloned).

If you win, or if the judges allow, you'll be summoned to fight again, you accept it?
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Post by Brynn »

1 judge allows it. :) GO D... ahem, yeah, in the name of fair play, we should replay that fight :o
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