Favorite Movie Quotes

Darth Zenemij · Post by **Darth Zenemij** » Fri May 06, 2005 8:19 pm

I wanted to make this thread, so instead of spamming others with famous qoutes from movies, you can just post them Here. And I would also like to know your most Favorite movie quotes. Here's one of mine, it's from Monty Python's Holy Grail, Brave Sir.Robin:

Bravely bold Sir robin rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, oh Brave sir robin. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin. He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken. To have his kneecap split, and his body burned away, and his limbs all haked and Mangled, Brave Sir Robin. His head smashed in and his Heart cut out, and his liver removed and his bowels umplugged, and his nostrils raped and his bottom bearned off and his penis split...
That's ehough singing for now, lads... Looks like there's dirty work afoot.

Darth Zenemij · Post by **Darth Zenemij** » Fri May 06, 2005 10:14 pm

oops, just saw DW's woody allen quote thread.

Rudar Dimble · Post by **Rudar Dimble** » Sat May 07, 2005 3:18 am

"I guess that concludes negotiations..."

Lord of the Rings, Return of the King - Gimli

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sat May 07, 2005 3:24 am

"Abazzaba, you's is my only friend"

Thurgood Jenkins (Dave Chappelle), Half-Baked

Rudar Dimble · Post by **Rudar Dimble** » Sat May 07, 2005 3:35 am

This is a classic, so it should be in this thread:

"Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.""

Pulp Fiction - Jules Winfield

Denethorn · Post by **Denethorn** » Sat May 07, 2005 5:04 am

Say hello to my little friend! -Tony Montana, SCARFACE

Rudar Dimble · Post by **Rudar Dimble** » Sat May 07, 2005 5:29 am

"Do you expect me to talk?"

"No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die"

IIRC this was in James Bond - Goldfinger, when 007 was about to be split in half by a giant "laser".

Jormund · Post by **Jormund** » Sat May 07, 2005 6:12 am

"I kick ass for the LORD!" (in a strong brithish accent)
- Braindead - the most hilarious movie ever created.

Galuf the Dwarf · Post by **Galuf the Dwarf** » Sat May 07, 2005 10:18 am

1) All from a scene of 'Transformers: The Movie.'

Megatron: Prime!
Optimus Prime: One shall stand, one shall fall.
Megatron: Why throw away your life so recklessly?
OP: *stunning rise in visual perspective* That's a question you should ask yourself, Megatron.
Megatron: Now, I'll crush you with my bare hands! *leaps at OP and grapples him*

2) From 'The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King.' After Legolas slays a olephant (sp?) and slides down its trunk, Gimli comments on their individual number of kills.

Gimli: That still counts as one.

(Poor Gimli; never could beat out an elf skilled with a bow.)

the_limey · Post by **the_limey** » Sat May 07, 2005 10:22 am

Rutger Hauer, Blade Runner:

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe- attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion; I've watched sea-beams glitter in the darkness at Tanhauser Gate*...all those moments will be lost in time...like tears in rain. Time to die..."

[*I think, Rutger doesn't enunciate clearly here]

Grimar · Post by **Grimar** » Sat May 07, 2005 10:34 am

From the movie "Donnie Darko"

Donnie to frank(a creepy guy wearing a real CREEPY bunny suit):"why are you wearing that stupid bunny suit?"

Frank: "why are you wearing that stupid mansuit?"

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Sat May 07, 2005 10:42 am

[QUOTE=Galuf the Dwarf]
2) From 'The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King.' After Legolas slays a olephant (sp?) and slides down its trunk, Gimli comments on their individual number of kills.

Gimli: That still counts as one.

(Poor Gimli; never could beat out an elf skilled with a bow.)[/QUOTE]

"Toss me. But dont tell the elf."

Darth Zenemij · Post by **Darth Zenemij** » Sat May 07, 2005 10:51 am

[QUOTE=Grimar]From the movie "Donnie Darko"

Donnie to frank(a creepy guy wearing a real CREEPY bunny suit):"why are you wearing that stupid bunny suit?"

Frank: "why are you wearing that stupid mansuit?"[/QUOTE]
Darn I was going to post that, I love that movie.

"Welcome to the castle anthrax"-Zoot
"Castle anthrax?"-Sir Galihad
"Oh, its not a very great name is it?"-Zoot

the_limey · Post by **the_limey** » Sat May 07, 2005 10:56 am

"And yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I shall fear no evil 'cos I'm the meanest motherf***er in the valley!"

Who was this? I think maybe it was LL Cool J in Deep Blue Sea.

Darth Zenemij · Post by **Darth Zenemij** » Sat May 07, 2005 11:18 am

"First of all, Pappa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamels evil spy with the INtention OF destroying the smurf Village, but the overwhelming goodness of the smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those littlw white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about beinf a smurf. Whats the point of living if you don't have a ****?"-Donnie Darko.

Yeltsu · Post by **Yeltsu** » Sat May 07, 2005 11:24 am

In the movie "A Few Good Men" Tom Cruise plays Lt. Daniel Kaffee and Jack Nicholson plays Col. Nathan R. Jessep

In the courtroom scene at the end...

[QUOTE=A Few Good Men]Col. Nathan R. Jessep - You want answers?

Lt. Daniel Kaffee - I think I am intitled to!

Col. Nathan R. Jessep - You want answers!?

Lt. Daniel Kaffee - I want the truth!!

Col. Nathan R. Jessep - YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!![/QUOTE]

Also from LotR Two Towers at the very end, when King Theoden, aragorn and the remaining soldiers mount a desperate counter attack agains the orcs, as they are breaking down the final door.

[QUOTE=Two Towers]
King Theoden - Now for wrath! Now for ruin! and the red dawn!! [/QUOTE]

I'll post some more later

arno_v · Post by **arno_v** » Sat May 07, 2005 11:26 am

[QUOTE=Rudar Dimble]This is a classic, so it should be in this thread:

"Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.""

Pulp Fiction - Jules Winfield[/QUOTE]

That one is nice, it was my siggy for some time. I think this line from Reservoir Dogs is also very nice.

Cop:
I told you I don't know anything
about any ****ing set up. I've
only been on the force eight
months, nobody tells me anything!
I don't know anything! You can
torture me if you want--

couple of lines later,

Mr Blonde:
Now I'm not gonna bull**** you. I
don't really care about what you
know or don't know. I'm gonna
torture you for awhile regardless.
Not to get information, but
because torturing a cop amuses me.
There's nothing you can say,
there's nothing you can do.
Except pray for death.

Yeltsu · Post by **Yeltsu** » Sat May 07, 2005 11:30 am

Ahh yes, you reminded me about Micheal Madsen now Arno

In Kill Bill v2 after the bride wakes up he has an absolutely brilliant one

[quote="Kill Bill v2] Bud - Wakey wakey"]

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Sat May 07, 2005 11:40 am

unbelievable no-one has posted this..

"i'll be back"

that is such a cliche..

Darth Zenemij · Post by **Darth Zenemij** » Sat May 07, 2005 12:14 pm

"You may be a cunning Linguist, But I am a master Debater"-Austin Powers. Gold Member.