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ik911 · Post by **ik911** » Sat May 14, 2005 2:25 pm

34.) Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

Actually, no man should have an umbrella unless he is either wearing a nifty suit or walking his dog or girlfriend.

the_limey · Post by **the_limey** » Sat May 14, 2005 2:26 pm

"Walking his girlfriend"?????
Something you'd like to share with us ik?

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Sat May 14, 2005 3:14 pm

Ahem... who's posting no spam on the Citadel? Is that you Limey?

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Sat May 14, 2005 4:05 pm

[QUOTE=the_limey]"Walking his girlfriend"?????
Something you'd like to share with us ik?[/QUOTE]

what? you equal partners with your significant other limey???

Things men must do to please women.

#1 tell her you love her, every dayX10
#2 even if her appearance doesn't implicate it, always say she's the most beautiful woman on earth
#3 open the doors for her
#4 pay the check
#5 bring her flowers, atleast 2/week
#6 no feet on the table and no dirty clothes anywhere else other than the laundry bin
#7 give her a relaxant massage whenever she desires->every day
#8 agree to watch sappy romantic movies with her and provide the handkerchiefs during the movie, no sarcastic commenting during the movie
#9 agree with her on everything and understand her during the 'times'
#10 don't beg/ask for sex. if she want's, good for you.
#11 let her choose the programs you watch from the TV and familiaraise yourself with said programs.
#12 Be nice to her parents and family, and endure all the boring family dinners

Things women must do to please men

#1 be naked
#2 bring beer

-edited due to Luis' suggestion..

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Sat May 14, 2005 4:08 pm

[QUOTE=Locke Da'averan]
#1 tell her you love her, every dayX3

[/QUOTE]

x 10, aye? Or are Brazilian girls more dependant on us than the rest of the world girls?

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Sat May 14, 2005 4:14 pm

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]x 10, aye? Or are Brazilian girls more dependant on us than the rest of the world girls?[/QUOTE]

well i dunno there's days that i don't say it at all when we are together with my gf....

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sat May 14, 2005 5:10 pm

I'm the type of person I just do what feels right, when it feels right. It's so much more romantic to tell a girl you love her when she's done something to make you remember it rather than trying to reach a quota for the day. Even if it is just something very simple and small, like the way they tilt their head or say something, if it reminds you of how you feel, say so.

You don't "beg" for sex, you tease the girl until it becomes her idea for sex. I thought everyone knew this?

Tower_Master · Post by **Tower_Master** » Sat May 14, 2005 7:40 pm

[QUOTE=Oscuro_Sol]Haha

That doesn't answer my first question: IS there a law against guys.. "looking" at eachother when they're doing their business in the b-room?[/QUOTE]

I vote no - a violation of the Prime Rule of Urinal Usage.

Wasn't there a thread on the rules of manhood that Aegis made once? I'll try to find the link...

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Sun May 15, 2005 12:27 am

*walks in and falls to the floor*

no booze, to dry..... needs me boooooooozzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Sun May 15, 2005 1:40 am

/wave

Hello all, how are things? *yawn*
I won't tell you how many Jagers knocked me out last night you'd just laugh at me...

God I'll never drink again

ik911 · Post by **ik911** » Sun May 15, 2005 4:23 am

[QUOTE=the_limey]"Walking his girlfriend"?????
Something you'd like to share with us ik?[/QUOTE]
I'm not sharing anything. I'm a very greedy person.

Fiberfar · Post by **Fiberfar** » Sun May 15, 2005 4:43 am

[QUOTE=Brynn]/wave

Hello all, how are things? *yawn*
I won't tell you how many Jagers knocked me out last night you'd just laugh at me...

God I'll never drink again

[/QUOTE]

Now we all seem to be alive now don't we?

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Sun May 15, 2005 8:48 am

[QUOTE=ik911]I'm not sharing anything. I'm a very greedy person.[/QUOTE]
Hey Ikky! Welcome back!

Fiberfar · Post by **Fiberfar** » Sun May 15, 2005 8:51 am

I'm bored.... All my characters on Dungeon X is lvl 40 now..... got to make a new one. Anyone care to join?

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Sun May 15, 2005 8:57 am

[QUOTE=Brynn]/wave

Hello all, how are things? *yawn*
I won't tell you how many Jagers knocked me out last night you'd just laugh at me...

God I'll never drink again

[/QUOTE]

tell me, i promise i won't laugh..

never say never sweetness

ik911 · Post by **ik911** » Sun May 15, 2005 9:35 am

[QUOTE=Brynn]Hey Ikky! Welcome back![/QUOTE]

Hello!

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Sun May 15, 2005 10:05 am

[QUOTE=Locke Da'averan]tell me, i promise i won't laugh..

never say never sweetness

[/QUOTE]

brynn, you know lockes, gonna laugh. but yes, never say never, because when i get there, were gonna be drinkin alot.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sun May 15, 2005 10:23 am

[QUOTE=Brynn]/wave

Hello all, how are things? *yawn*
I won't tell you how many Jagers knocked me out last night you'd just laugh at me...

God I'll never drink again

[/QUOTE]

Hello Brynn, got drunk last night too? I bet you had fun though.

I am just out of it and hurting from all the drinking and other stuff I've done the past few days.

Oscuro_Sol · Post by **Oscuro_Sol** » Sun May 15, 2005 10:41 am

I just had a brilliant idea!! It may be the merlot talking, but...

Okay okay get ready for this: PLAYING TENNIS WHILE WEARING A DRESS. Oh my goodness that's brilliant. *waits for applause..*

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sun May 15, 2005 10:46 am

Wait wait, am I playing tennis with you while your in a dress in this brilliant idea? I'll applaud for that one.

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