No you can't have my Kimmy!
Although, chances are if I said "foreign boy" and "Brasil" she'd have driven down there if her daughter wasn't in the picture. The girls too impulsive for MY health, let alone hers. The Heathen Citadel
It was, but you have no idea how often I've had to hit guys who don't know it's not nice to get grabby with her. Those jeans on her are just bad news wandering around like that. I shouldn't be enjoying a view of her anyways, she's been like my little sister the past 5 years. Maybe that's whats freaking me out.
No you can't have my Kimmy! Although, chances are if I said "foreign boy" and "Brasil" she'd have driven down there if her daughter wasn't in the picture. The girls too impulsive for MY health, let alone hers.
No you can't have my Kimmy!
Although, chances are if I said "foreign boy" and "Brasil" she'd have driven down there if her daughter wasn't in the picture. The girls too impulsive for MY health, let alone hers. "You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
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Well, to live with nice girls makes you suffer some things, aye? I remember my neighbor from the old days... oh, those were days... well, no details here.
Anyway, when i head to US I'll try to meet madam Kimmy Ha! then I'll tell you if what you say is truth or not.
Anyway, when i head to US I'll try to meet madam Kimmy
Ha! then I'll tell you if what you say is truth or not. Flesh to stone ain't permanent, it seems.
The girl definately doesn't look like she just had a baby.
The sheriff's daughter that's two doors down from my mother should be graduating this year. That girl was trouble when I was in school. *shakes my head* jail bait took on a whole new meaning for her considering her father.
The sheriff's daughter that's two doors down from my mother should be graduating this year. That girl was trouble when I was in school. *shakes my head* jail bait took on a whole new meaning for her considering her father.
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
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[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]What do you mean?[/QUOTE]
you serious?
well... under-aged->illegal to get "intimate" with->daddy's a sheriff->daddy will maul/kill/maim/eviscerate anyone touching her precious little angel, and after laying waste on the person throws the man in jail.. that's what he meant, more or less in those words
@Mag: i'm afraid that claim of yours about your kimmy wearing pants that make her butt look good so i guess you have to post a pic of her from behind of her behind so we can judge ourselves.. PM me
i went to a pizza place today with my friend and the waiter was pretty damn fine.. she took our order and when i said what i wanted in mine me and my friend both heard she said "what's your name" to me. then i was like huh? and then she asked was it tuna i wanted in my pizza. lol we could've sworn she asked my name.
well anyways, i'm 187cm's and she was the same height i've never met a girl that tall and her legs went up to wazoo! and she was cute and she didn't look like 18 but since she was serving beer/alcohol she had to be atleast 18 since underaged can't serve alcohol.. goddamn made me curse for a second or two that i'm not available.. but oh well better this way. i guess
you serious?
well... under-aged->illegal to get "intimate" with->daddy's a sheriff->daddy will maul/kill/maim/eviscerate anyone touching her precious little angel, and after laying waste on the person throws the man in jail.. that's what he meant, more or less in those words
@Mag: i'm afraid that claim of yours about your kimmy wearing pants that make her butt look good so i guess you have to post a pic of her from behind of her behind so we can judge ourselves.. PM me
i went to a pizza place today with my friend and the waiter was pretty damn fine..
she took our order and when i said what i wanted in mine me and my friend both heard she said "what's your name" to me. then i was like huh? and then she asked was it tuna i wanted in my pizza. lol we could've sworn she asked my name.well anyways, i'm 187cm's and she was the same height
i've never met a girl that tall and her legs went up to wazoo! and she was cute and she didn't look like 18 but since she was serving beer/alcohol she had to be atleast 18 since underaged can't serve alcohol.. goddamn made me curse for a second or two that i'm not available.. but oh well better this way. i guess-
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Pizza places and underage girls are trouble for me. I don't mix the two anymore.
If I can find a picture of Kim, I'll get it. The problem is, the only pictures I have of her is when she was giving birth and about 5 years ago, neither work.
If I can find a picture of Kim, I'll get it. The problem is, the only pictures I have of her is when she was giving birth and about 5 years ago, neither work.
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
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[QUOTE=Magrus]Pizza places and underage girls are trouble for me. I don't mix the two anymore.
If I can find a picture of Kim, I'll get it. The problem is, the only pictures I have of her is when she was giving birth and about 5 years ago, neither work. [/QUOTE]
yes, well something recent would be nice.. and she wasn't under aged that's for sure.. i don't care about the height of the girl, it's how she looks on both sides and acts that get me interested.. but that girl.. goddamn. i've always had a soft spot for women with long legs so to speak don't tell my gf
If I can find a picture of Kim, I'll get it. The problem is, the only pictures I have of her is when she was giving birth and about 5 years ago, neither work.
[/QUOTE]yes, well something recent would be nice.. and she wasn't under aged that's for sure.. i don't care about the height of the girl, it's how she looks on both sides and acts that get me interested.. but that girl.. goddamn. i've always had a soft spot for women with long legs so to speak
don't tell my gf 
I'd choose nipple every single time.@LA: i'm shocked are you against one of god's best creations--> nipples?
Mag: Don't remember much at all of last night do you?
Me: put simply.... No
Mag: From what I put together of your late night drunken ramblings? Vodka, 3 girls, and then we played tic-tac-toe and slapped each other around.
Me: put simply.... No
Mag: From what I put together of your late night drunken ramblings? Vodka, 3 girls, and then we played tic-tac-toe and slapped each other around.
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[QUOTE=Locke Da'averan]that's the way to go!
@Mag:well i didn't say nipple is god's BEST creation. i said it's one of the best.. i too can name atleast three better one's better not to mention them in here[/QUOTE]
He's got a point Mag. Keep in mind that nipple could be on any mammal.....
@Mag:well i didn't say nipple is god's BEST creation. i said it's one of the best.. i too can name atleast three better one's
better not to mention them in here[/QUOTE]He's got a point Mag. Keep in mind that nipple could be on any mammal.....
Mag: Don't remember much at all of last night do you?
Me: put simply.... No
Mag: From what I put together of your late night drunken ramblings? Vodka, 3 girls, and then we played tic-tac-toe and slapped each other around.
Me: put simply.... No
Mag: From what I put together of your late night drunken ramblings? Vodka, 3 girls, and then we played tic-tac-toe and slapped each other around.
I like short curvy girls myself.
Definately better words, I just felt like going with ears, because, hey, they are definately under appreciated as body parts.
Definately better words, I just felt like going with ears, because, hey, they are definately under appreciated as body parts.
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
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