The Heathen Citadel

[ik911]

[QUOTE=Locke Da'averan]girls scream for magscream [/QUOTE]Girls 'stream' for mag's 'cream'.... Awwww, this is getting too nasty. Sorry a thousand times. Change subject please.
Hm, hm. I scream MAGRUS for ice cream.

[ik911]

[QUOTE=Magrus]What on earth would make you think of nipples, here of all places? [/QUOTE]Because it's safer...

[Magrus]

I think your the first guy to have said that...I need a drink.

Safer, safer than what prey'tell?

[ik911]

[QUOTE=Magrus]I think your the first guy to have said that...I need a drink.

Safer, safer than what prey'tell?[/QUOTE]
If you only knew what I hid in that post... Don't even think of searching it.

I speak in riddles.

[Magrus]

Ha, that line can be taken in ways that shouldn't be. Dirty Ikky, dirty.

I have a three day weekend this week, but no money to party again. Thats not fair at all.

[ik911]

If I only had the money you don't have, Magrus

[Magrus]

Well, I have $30 until the 1st of June. I still need groceries for 2 weeks...so no more booze, no getting wasted and ordering pizza, no more taking girls out. It's sad.

Oh, I forgot, I entertained my cousin and his fiancee saturday. He offered to fund a party if I showed up at his place. Hmm... I love my cousin.

[Locke Da'averan]

goddammit! i got a speeding ticket today. drove 65km/h in 40km/h zone... 168€ fine.. IMO i got off easy but still it pisses me off.. if i hadn't just looked at the cellphones watch i would've noticed the cops before it was too late..

oh well, we were going to play soccer and i strained my thigh muscle pretty badly and after that, we went to sauna. hot as hell and i drank about a litre of coke(had to drive to my place from there) and i feel like being drunk..

[Magrus]

Don't go fast Locke, slow and steady. Slow and steady. Tickets suck though, Rachel got out of three of them in the past month. I wonder how that works.

I feel like being drunk, after I finish eating my Golden Crisp cereal though. I said screw the milk, just grab handfulls and munch like chips.

[Locke Da'averan]

[QUOTE=Magrus]Don't go fast Locke, slow and steady. Slow and steady. Tickets suck though, Rachel got out of three of them in the past month. I wonder how that works.

I feel like being drunk, after I finish eating my Golden Crisp cereal though. I said screw the milk, just grab handfulls and munch like chips. [/QUOTE]

yes well the suspension should be better(not hard enough) and i had 3ppl on the back seat and when i did a relatively fast turn, the outer back tire scraped the (i don't remember the english word) the thing that "protects" the tire and where all the mud and stuff gathers..

after that, i've driven slow and steady..

[Magrus]

Ever since I watched Black Sheep I've taken to driving 7 when someone happens to get too close up behind me. REALLY pisses them off. Shame I can't drive anymore, that was fun.

Oh yeah, you don't want too much weight in your car, the end will drag and hit things. I suppose that could apply to people too.

[Demortis]

[QUOTE=Locke Da'averan]yes well the suspension should be better(not hard enough) and i had 3ppl on the back seat and when i did a relatively fast turn, the outer back tire scraped the (i don't remember the english word) the thing that "protects" the tire and where all the mud and stuff gathers..

after that, i've driven slow and steady.. [/QUOTE]


mud flaps, their called mud flaps.

god i hate school spirit.

[Tower_Master]

[QUOTE=ik911]Let's just say I was thinking about nipples. Again. [/QUOTE]

There's hope for you yet, Ikky-wikey

Magrus, I'm never going to be able to look at a bowl of ice cream the same way again!

[Magrus]

Yeah...I've heard that one quite often TM. I have a few friends that squirm when I so much as mention ice cream now.

[Demortis]

oh well right.

and yes mag, ive had two ex's that went crazy when they smelled and say cat-nip. wounder if i still have their numbers?

[Magrus]

That is by far one of the oddest turn-ons I've encountered.

I get bitten if I mention ice cubes around two girls, does that count for anything?

[Demortis]

yea, i thought that aswell. but i wasnt complaining. i cant find their numbers... nooooo. oh well. hope i find another one. that gets fun

[Magrus]

There's only two girls that I absolutely wish I had their numbers still. A lesbian name Misty, she was great, and this cute little goth girl who was completely enamored with me but was way too young at the time. Time goes by and not anymore, but I've moved 4 times since then and numbers get lost.

I forgot, make that three. I want my redhead back, even if she does have a baby and hasn't gotten ahold of me in 4 years. She was a wonderful friend.

[Demortis]

i miss, the good ole days where, one never had to worry about his woman runnin with some "popular" guy. but eggs are a good way of revenge

[Magrus]

Ha, you've egged an ex of yours for cheating on you? I just bedded the one girls three friends, she has to hear about me from them constantly now about how much fun we had together from each of them. Oh, she hates that, having them randomly chime in with "remember when..." and it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy.