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ik911 · Post by **ik911** » Fri May 20, 2005 3:07 am

[QUOTE=Brynn]Is that all? Come on, it's really not cooking lessons I die to hear from you, Mag

Tell me sg NEW

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Uh-ohhh. I feel irritation coming up... (Lesson 20, you infidel.

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Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Fri May 20, 2005 6:58 am

[QUOTE=Oscuro_Sol]Oooh nightsticks are FUN![/QUOTE]

when applied to what?

problems with the 's' with the 'bf' B?

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri May 20, 2005 7:10 am

Brynn dear, what do you want to learn from me? Blame Luis, he wanted a grilling lesson for once.

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Fri May 20, 2005 4:51 pm

well brynn, you always know im here for ya if yoa need someone

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri May 20, 2005 4:59 pm

Lesson of the Day: I think Brynn is hooked on the sauce boys...

Girls don't know what they want, so, choose for them and don't tolerate back talk.

Ok, seriously. Sometimes, you'll find a girl that really doesn't know, or simply enjoys being told what to do and dominated. If that is made clear to you, don't be afraid to take control. Be considerate, and choose what THEY would want often, but don't be afraid to take control and do what you want too if they put it to you that way. It really can be fun sometimes.

Denethorn · Post by **Denethorn** » Fri May 20, 2005 6:20 pm

"Pay attention and listen to the sayings of the wise; apply your heart to what I teach, for it is pleasing when you keep them in your heart and have all of them ready on your lips."

Seriously, get a blog going of these daily teachings. And watch them flock to the banners of debauchery and perversion. DRINK ON!

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri May 20, 2005 6:30 pm

Ok, first, where'd that one come from? I like it.

Second, I do have one, but it's for the stuff that I can't put on GB and as no one has really put much interest into it, I've left it at a by-request deal for updating it.

Denethorn · Post by **Denethorn** » Fri May 20, 2005 6:40 pm

I'll drop an easy riddle

It's the world's all time number 1 internation best seller

. And it's located in the part where you'd expect to find such quotes.

Specifically, Proverbs 22:17-19

Not that I'm a Christian of any shape or form (any more) I just find the Bible beautifully poetic in parts. Another fave:

Those who wait upon the Lord shall renew their strength; they shall mount up their wings as eagles, the shall run and not be weary, and they shall walk and not be faint.

Isaiah 40:31

Anyway, I'm close to finishing a bottle of fine darky navy rum. And I should have tottered off to bed by now. So I'll press on with the drinking

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri May 20, 2005 6:44 pm

The bible? Wow. I gave mine away to my friends, they were in need of papers.

A bottle huh? I wish I had one. I have little ends of a few bottles scattered throughout the house waiting for me on one of those nights when you need a drink desperately. Tonight isn't one of those nights at all though.

Good luck with the drinking.

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Fri May 20, 2005 6:46 pm

well thats interesting

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri May 20, 2005 6:47 pm

Whats interesting?

Denethorn · Post by **Denethorn** » Fri May 20, 2005 6:50 pm

Praise the lord

. I haven't been out all week, so I decided to reward myself tonight. I seem to have done nothing but talk about smoking on GB recently, but I tell ya, a fine cigarette and a glass of Caribbean and Jamaican blend rum on ice, while sitting outside, gazing at the early summer night sky... that is my heaven

Probably also my hell aswell, as I have a bum load of work to do tommorow

Any golden drinking moments you'd like to share? You know the ones, where you're just at that right stage of intoxcation where the world seems right

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri May 20, 2005 6:55 pm

Ha, I do. But it's innapropriate. I can divulge hints though.

It involves me, my last girlfriend, a pool table. I had a bottle of rum, she had margaritas. Nakedness occurred on the pool table before she had finished her drink, and we were forced to become creative in how to vent our frustrations AND allow her to finish her drink. Enter her little brother's sippy cup, and the most intoxicating ride of my life.

Denethorn · Post by **Denethorn** » Fri May 20, 2005 7:08 pm

Dearie me laddie, I do hope the "sippy cup" was properly cleansed afterwards

purified if you will

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri May 20, 2005 7:11 pm

Oh it was, she's one of those girls that needs everything spotless, completely anal.

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Fri May 20, 2005 7:14 pm

he who hath understanding shall rekone the number of the beast. for it is a human number. its number is six hundred and sixty six.

Denethorn · Post by **Denethorn** » Fri May 20, 2005 7:22 pm

I had to punch that one into google

. As you're interests are "Death, Destruction, and Chaos" I'm not in the least suprised that you quoted Revelations

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri May 20, 2005 7:24 pm

Sounded more like an Iron Maiden quote to me

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Fri May 20, 2005 7:27 pm

actually its both

Denethorn · Post by **Denethorn** » Fri May 20, 2005 7:27 pm

Revelation 13:11

This makes me look like a right bible basher. It's according to google, google is the definitive answer

.

It quite possibly is an Iron Maiden quote. I never really got into ol' Maiden (call me a heretic). The two songs I'm familiar with are Run To The Hills and Fear Of The Dark.