The Heathen Citadel

arno_v · Post by **arno_v** » Sat May 21, 2005 10:18 am

I would like to be a wanking barbarian then, and I won't touch the monkey! Well atleast I'll try to.

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Sat May 21, 2005 10:21 am

[QUOTE=Demortis]so were we suppose to pick these when we entered?[/QUOTE]

No. Your class comes with you when you're born. When you're high level enough you may apply to all classes

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Sat May 21, 2005 10:30 am

good, i thought i was gonna be stuck as a rouge

Tower_Master · Post by **Tower_Master** » Sat May 21, 2005 10:59 am

[QUOTE=arno_v]I would like to be a wanking barbarian then, and I won't touch the monkey! Well atleast I'll try to.[/QUOTE]

It's the thought that counts, right?

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sat May 21, 2005 11:09 am

Rule #5678:

Do not touch the monkey.

Does it count as a broken rule if someone else touches your monkey for you?

Tower_Master · Post by **Tower_Master** » Sat May 21, 2005 11:11 am

[QUOTE=Magrus]Does it count as a broken rule if someone else touches your monkey for you?

[/QUOTE]

No no, not YOUR monkey, THE monkey. What YOUR monkey does is up to your duckie and you

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sat May 21, 2005 11:16 am

Oh.....That monkey plays my duckie like a banjo on sundays though.

Never figured out why.

Tower_Master · Post by **Tower_Master** » Sat May 21, 2005 11:17 am

[QUOTE=Magrus]Oh.....That monkey plays my duckie like a banjo on sundays though.

Never figured out why.

[/QUOTE]

LMAO! Well said

Anyway, what have I missed the past few days?

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sat May 21, 2005 11:20 am

Honestly, I don't remember the past few days. Poof gone type deal. I could use a little help myself.

Tower_Master · Post by **Tower_Master** » Sat May 21, 2005 11:29 am

I take it someone's had a good time?

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sat May 21, 2005 11:31 am

I don't think so, just can't remember to be honest. No, no I was sober. Maybe that's the problem? I was bored, a lot.

Tower_Master · Post by **Tower_Master** » Sat May 21, 2005 12:43 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]I don't think so, just can't remember to be honest. No, no I was sober. Maybe that's the problem? I was bored, a lot.

[/QUOTE]

Ahh, the rigors of sobriety

Sytze · Post by **Sytze** » Sat May 21, 2005 1:03 pm

[QUOTE=Tower_Master]Rule #5678:

Do not touch the monkey.[/QUOTE]

Good monkey, nice monkey. Aren't you a cute wittle monkey, hmm?

Ohh, errr, maybe I should've read further than rule #5677

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sat May 21, 2005 1:12 pm

[QUOTE=Tower_Master]Ahh, the rigors of sobriety

[/QUOTE]

No, just terrible memory is all. If I was drunk, things would have seemed FAR more interesting and stood out more than sober. You know? That bottle cap that hits the floor and makes a noise is suddenly hilarious when your full of alcohol.

Tower_Master · Post by **Tower_Master** » Sat May 21, 2005 1:54 pm

[QUOTE=Sytze]Good monkey, nice monkey. Aren't you a cute wittle monkey, hmm?

Ohh, errr, maybe I should've read further than rule #5677[/QUOTE]

LMAO - Get back in the Harem Tent, Sytze! Who let you out???

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sat May 21, 2005 1:58 pm

At least he didn't divulge into the "bad monkey" mindset and spank him.

Tower_Master · Post by **Tower_Master** » Sat May 21, 2005 2:00 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]At least he didn't divulge into the "bad monkey" mindset and spank him.

[/QUOTE]

*Shudders* - I think we'll leave that sort of thing to the...*ahem* Batcave

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sat May 21, 2005 2:05 pm

Has Robin been a bad monkey?

Sytze · Post by **Sytze** » Sun May 22, 2005 1:51 am

@TM: With BS' absence and CM being controlled by some unknown female, the tent is getting quite dull. Fell free to keep me company there, though.

@Mag: Never spank a monkey, never. Bad things come from that. There was this one time that the little bugger really enjoyed it, until the agitation, confusion and boredom struck in. Monkeys get bored really fast apparently. Anyway, boy oh boy, ever seen a monkey that has received too much spanking? It's not a pretty sight I tell you. The sight was even worse than that one time when I saw a monkey getting all out on three bottles of Absinth. Now, that was a grand time. Chaos and complete pandemonium all over, let me tell you that. If you think Luis goes all out when he had a bottle of Tequila, then you should've seen this monkey. It was an experience from one out of a million. And that's even the whole truth, because from what I hear, one out of a million monkeys go wacko while spanked. What’s the chance that I got this one monkey. It’s always me, always. Now, euhm, where was I? Ohh, yes, spanking the monkey. It involves special techniques and unfortunately I'm not very experienced. I thought "ahh, what the heck. There's a first time for everything, right? You never know what its like when you've tried it”, and that sort of rubbish. Sure, it was all fun and games in the beginning. But then there's running, screaming, crying and a lot of pain that follows in the monkey’s wake. There's actually a free monkey running around somewhere now. Come to think of it, good things may come from that. I love panic and chaos, as long as I'm not the one who's being the subject of said things. Anyone volunteers for monkey company? It sure as hell won't spoil your high expectations!

Yeltsu · Post by **Yeltsu** » Sun May 22, 2005 3:50 am

What on earth are you on Sytze!?

wait, do I want to know?

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