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Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri May 20, 2005 9:21 pm

Ha, that's hilarious.

No, you heat up and stir in peanut butter and raspberry jam before you spread it into the pan and cook it. You end up with an interesting flavor.

Oscuro_Sol · Post by **Oscuro_Sol** » Fri May 20, 2005 9:22 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]Ha, that's hilarious.

No, you heat up and stir in peanut butter and raspberry jam before you spread it into the pan and cook it. You end up with an interesting flavor.

[/QUOTE]I sense sarcasm.

Weird, I should try that.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri May 20, 2005 9:26 pm

No sarcasm there, sorry.

I haven't tried the raspberry with it yet, just the peanut butter, but that was great. You end up only eating one instead of gorging on them because they're so sweet. Makes the batch last longer.

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Sat May 21, 2005 2:38 am

?!!!!?

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sat May 21, 2005 7:31 am

That sucks, well, maybe you'll have more time for girls now.

Hope to see you around soon.

Denethorn · Post by **Denethorn** » Sat May 21, 2005 9:02 am

[QUOTE=Demortis]?!!!!?[/QUOTE]

Very productive spam

As is this post... how ironic

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Sat May 21, 2005 10:02 am

yes i know, but i got confused, and it was late at nite, i think i got tired of reading and wanted a summary

Denethorn · Post by **Denethorn** » Sat May 21, 2005 4:40 pm

Well there hasn't been a lesson of the day yet, so I'll post my own little anecdote

When in doubt - go back to bed
I discovered this one when I roused myself this morning and found an inflatable sex doll outside my door. I did not have the will to enquire which of my friends had sought companionship with a polythene playmate; I prompty turned around and went back to bed.
When inebriated - go back to bottle
This one comes from the proverb "it's a lost cause"; if thou art drunk, there is little hope of recovery, one might aswell about-turn and continue getting legless

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sat May 21, 2005 5:19 pm

Good ones.

I still need to come up with something decent myself.

Denethorn · Post by **Denethorn** » Sat May 21, 2005 5:38 pm

Has nothing interesting enough happened today so that you may bestow a word of wisdom

?

Musn't forget this is a college you're running Mag - the scholars of perversion and debauchery thirst for corruption

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sat May 21, 2005 5:39 pm

<---- Does playing with her for an hour count as interesting?

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Sat May 21, 2005 10:59 pm

playin with her in what fashion?

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Mon May 23, 2005 12:56 am

[QUOTE=Demortis]playin with her in what fashion?[/QUOTE]
Let's not get into details, I say

What's today's lesson, Mag?

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Mon May 23, 2005 6:16 am

You asked for it Brynn....

Lesson of the Day:

Girls screw with your head, so don't feel bad about screwing with them.

I was dragged from my house by my little brother to go get drunk on saturday so I never got to my lesson. Here goes.

Lesson for the 21st:

Playing with your cute ex that's an ex because she screwed with your head, just does the same over again. No matter how fun and exciting the playing was.

Because I couldn't access the board at all yesterday...

Lesson for yesterday:

Respect the monkey. When properly groomed and trained it does wonders for your social life. Or was that house wife?

@Demo, use your imagination. I did and had fun with the girl.

Tower_Master · Post by **Tower_Master** » Mon May 23, 2005 5:21 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]Respect the monkey. When properly groomed and trained it does wonders for your social life. Or was that house wife? [/size][/align][/QUOTE]

Well said. Fear the monkey.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Mon May 23, 2005 5:24 pm

And..if you slap the monkey, it may slap you back. Fear the monkey prints on your cheek!

Tower_Master · Post by **Tower_Master** » Mon May 23, 2005 5:30 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]And..if you slap the monkey, it may slap you back. Fear the monkey prints on your cheek!

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For they cause awkward and embarassing questions from your co-workers.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Mon May 23, 2005 5:36 pm

"Where did you get that long bruise? Did someone club with the edge of their forearm or something??"

Tower_Master · Post by **Tower_Master** » Mon May 23, 2005 5:43 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]"Where did you get that long bruise? Did someone club with the edge of their forearm or something??"

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Umm...yes???

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Mon May 23, 2005 6:01 pm

Oh, I was just giving an example of the awkward and embarrassing questions you mentioned.