The Heathen Citadel

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Mon May 23, 2005 2:01 pm

Blame Ikky, he wanted SYM to slow down. It's all his fault.

Fiberfar · Post by **Fiberfar** » Mon May 23, 2005 2:04 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]Blame Ikky, he wanted SYM to slow down. It's all his fault.

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Wha?...... How is it possible to slow down SYM for even 5 minutes

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Mon May 23, 2005 2:06 pm

I dunno, it's been dead all day though. I say we string him up in the citadel and use him as a pinata.

ik911 · Post by **ik911** » Mon May 23, 2005 3:09 pm

[QUOTE=Fiberfar]Wha?...... How is it possible to slow down SYM for even 5 minutes

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I have my connections...

It's a matter of pulling the right strings, doing your homework, eating enough fruit and vegetables, helping the elderly and listen to your parents now and then.

[QUOTE=Magrus]Blame Ikky, he wanted SYM to slow down. It's all his fault.[/QUOTE]Hey, I only said you should spam less. SYM will recover from your reduced spamming, be it slowly. Things that you can do to help recover SYM are: do your homework, eat enough fruit and vegetables every day, don't smoke, help the elderly, be nice, listen to your parents now and then, give to charities, dismiss the value of material things, pray, believe, be a good boy.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Mon May 23, 2005 3:19 pm

do your homework: I don't have any.

eat enough fruit and vegetables every day: I had orange juice today, and I've been eating salad all week.

don't smoke: Smoking is evil, I don't do that.
help the elderly: Ignoring helps, don't encourage them. They only talk more if you do.
be nice: I'm nice to young ladies and people with alcohol, oh, and babies. I love babies.
listen to your parents now and then: I listened to my mommy yesterday. She gave me groceries.
give to charities: I volunteer more than 40 hours a work
dismiss the value of material things: Everything's free!
pray: [praying]Dear lord, please smite Ikky for the good of SYM[\praying]
believe: I believe my prayer's will be answered.
be a good boy: Crap, I knew I forgot something!

Tower_Master · Post by **Tower_Master** » Mon May 23, 2005 5:10 pm

[QUOTE=Sytze]@TM: With BS' absence and CM being controlled by some unknown female, the tent is getting quite dull. Fell free to keep me company there, though.

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Oooooh...do I sense a bump coming on?

[QUOTE=ik911]Hey, I only said you should spam less.[/QUOTE]

Egads, man! Sanity might be hard to come by in these hallowed halls, but what have you DONE to yourself to reach such a level of depravity???

And, since Locke hasn't been around to say it the past couple of days: nipple.

How is everyone?

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Mon May 23, 2005 9:15 pm

spam less? thats like tryin to get Mag to stay sobber for a year, or tryin to get TM, to stop bein TM, or brynn to stop thrown fire balls around

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Mon May 23, 2005 9:20 pm

*snickers* He's just off his wacky tobacky and irritable lately.

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Mon May 23, 2005 9:22 pm

Romanian red, its all about the Romanian red

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Mon May 23, 2005 9:24 pm

Never heard of it. Is that like Alaskan thunder<expletive deleted> ?

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Mon May 23, 2005 9:26 pm

you've never hear of Romanian Red?! you've never seen "History of the World PT.1"?! and you say im missin out on the finer things.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Mon May 23, 2005 9:30 pm

Nope, and nope. I'd like to say I've had my head buried somewhere fun and exciting this whole time, but that's an old movie, and I'd have suffocated by now.

I heard the movie was good, just never bothered to go get it and watch it. Rather spend the money on a 1/5th of rum or some chocolate syrup to cover one of my kittens in. That could explain where a lot of my money went the past few years actually...getting drunk and playing with them. Freaking girls.

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Mon May 23, 2005 9:33 pm

well, rent it. its great. just the way Brookes makes fun of history is great

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Mon May 23, 2005 9:35 pm

Right-o. Will do. Over and out.

My Rachel's single now and miserable over it. I should bake her something and get her to watch it with me. Girls like brownies right?

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Mon May 23, 2005 9:41 pm

brownies, and cookies, anything sweet usually

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Mon May 23, 2005 9:43 pm

I'd offer her ice cream but I think she already heard from mutual friends what happens with that.

Well if I can get her to get off her cute bum and stop crying for long enough to come over maybe I can comfort her and get her to talk and laugh for a bit.

Btw...our newest member is "Masochist Smurf"...hehehe. Found that funny.

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Mon May 23, 2005 9:50 pm

smurf huh? does that mean we should take it easy on him?

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Mon May 23, 2005 9:52 pm

Depends on whether he/she decides to brave SYM or not. I mean, that name alone is just asking for trouble don't you think? We can see whether or not we have a new masochist in our midst.

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Tue May 24, 2005 1:59 am

[QUOTE=Tower_Master]How is everyone?[/QUOTE]
Well my 22Mage is down in that %/!= dungeoun trying to find a decent group but hell that server is full off &#{{&@#s.... Otherwise she's OK learnt a LOT now that she reached lvl22

She's quite happy with her Warrior compa... Oh wait, you mean in real life?

Yeltsu · Post by **Yeltsu** » Tue May 24, 2005 7:47 am

[QUOTE=Brynn]Well my 22Mage is down in that %/!= dungeoun trying to find a decent group but hell that server is full off &#{{&@#s.... Otherwise she's OK learnt a LOT now that she reached lvl22

She's quite happy with her Warrior compa... Oh wait, you mean in real life?

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22, that would be Deadmines aye? The coolest (semi)boss in the game is down there

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