I hope this didn't involve any members of GB
Darwin Award Contestants...........You can't make it up.
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Ned Flanders
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Darwin Award Contestants...........You can't make it up.
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Fiberfar
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LMAO!!!!
The SW craze is surely getting somewhat out of hand IMO
The SW craze is surely getting somewhat out of hand IMO
[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]ONLY RETARDED PEOPLE WRITE WITH CAPS ON. Good thing I press shift [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Bah! Bunch of lamers! Ye need the lesson of the true powergamer: Play mages, name them Koffi Annan, and only use non-intervention spells! Buwahahahahah![/QUOTE]
[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Bah! Bunch of lamers! Ye need the lesson of the true powergamer: Play mages, name them Koffi Annan, and only use non-intervention spells! Buwahahahahah![/QUOTE]
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Ned Flanders
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The bit about looking for criminals in Darth Vader masks is priceless. I suppose the Police are acting under the preminition that a real star wars geek would leave his apparel 'on' at all times. I suppose you never know when a liquid fuel lightsaber wielding Jedi will cross your path. One must always be prepared to vanquish knights of the order, I know I am.
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Fiberfar
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If I meet Darth Vader or a Storm Trooper on my way to school, I might turn around and go home.
I don't think anyone in Norway has become so "fanatic" to use that word. I mean, they did wait in line for 7 weeks but they don't commit crimes.
I don't think anyone in Norway has become so "fanatic" to use that word. I mean, they did wait in line for 7 weeks but they don't commit crimes.
[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]ONLY RETARDED PEOPLE WRITE WITH CAPS ON. Good thing I press shift [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Bah! Bunch of lamers! Ye need the lesson of the true powergamer: Play mages, name them Koffi Annan, and only use non-intervention spells! Buwahahahahah![/QUOTE]
[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Bah! Bunch of lamers! Ye need the lesson of the true powergamer: Play mages, name them Koffi Annan, and only use non-intervention spells! Buwahahahahah![/QUOTE]
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Ned Flanders
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[QUOTE=Fiberfar]If I meet Darth Vader or a Storm Trooper on my way to school, I might turn around and go home.
I don't think anyone in Norway has become so "fanatic" to use that word. I mean, they did wait in line for 7 weeks but they don't commit crimes.[/QUOTE]
Waiting in line for seven weeks to see a movie, while not illegal, is a crime.
I don't think anyone in Norway has become so "fanatic" to use that word. I mean, they did wait in line for 7 weeks but they don't commit crimes.[/QUOTE]
Waiting in line for seven weeks to see a movie, while not illegal, is a crime.
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specialy since there where people who showed up just some hours before the movie started and got tickets
I once had a little teaparty, this afternoon at three, twas was very small, three guests in all; I, myself, and me. myself ate up the sandwhiches, while i drank up the tea. twas also i that ate the pie,and passed the cake to me
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Fiberfar
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[QUOTE=Robnark]"Meanwhile, in other Sith-related news..."
I want off this planet.[/QUOTE]
I know a guy that know a guy that knows me..... that would not help you of the planet would it
I want off this planet.[/QUOTE]
I know a guy that know a guy that knows me..... that would not help you of the planet would it
[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]ONLY RETARDED PEOPLE WRITE WITH CAPS ON. Good thing I press shift [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Bah! Bunch of lamers! Ye need the lesson of the true powergamer: Play mages, name them Koffi Annan, and only use non-intervention spells! Buwahahahahah![/QUOTE]
[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Bah! Bunch of lamers! Ye need the lesson of the true powergamer: Play mages, name them Koffi Annan, and only use non-intervention spells! Buwahahahahah![/QUOTE]
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Ned Flanders
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[QUOTE=Ned Flanders]sithnews.com - It's on the way.[/QUOTE]
actually, that sounds rather classy. I really want to see Jeremy Paxman force-choking evasive junior ministers.
actually, that sounds rather classy. I really want to see Jeremy Paxman force-choking evasive junior ministers.
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Of lying epitaths their secrets keep,
At last incapable of further harm
The lewd forefathers of the village sleep.
Of lying epitaths their secrets keep,
At last incapable of further harm
The lewd forefathers of the village sleep.
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Ned Flanders
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[QUOTE=Robnark]actually, that sounds rather classy. I really want to see Jeremy Paxman force-choking evasive junior ministers.[/QUOTE]
Can you picture the classified ads
**WANTED** High ranking military officers
Duties include ordering grunts around and accepting the role of scapegoat when things don't go perfectly to plan. Report directly to the Sith Lord's apprentice. Benefits include destruction on plantetary levels, dry cleaning, and great dental. Sorry, no life insurance, this position experiences 'high' turnaround.
Can you picture the classified ads
**WANTED** High ranking military officers
Duties include ordering grunts around and accepting the role of scapegoat when things don't go perfectly to plan. Report directly to the Sith Lord's apprentice. Benefits include destruction on plantetary levels, dry cleaning, and great dental. Sorry, no life insurance, this position experiences 'high' turnaround.
Crush enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of the women.
I want to know if they were sober or not. Because seriously, I have NEVER been drunk enough to disregard my common sense regarding that kind of idiocy. Sword fighting with wrapping paper rolls, yes. With very long glass tubes? Umm...definately not.
What were they thinking? And I have to wonder, did they take the tubes apart and put in some sort of special fuel to make the reporters mention that or just break out some standard bulbs and start whacking away at each other? I could see 7 year olds attempting this, but those two must have been dropped on their head from their roof's.
What were they thinking? And I have to wonder, did they take the tubes apart and put in some sort of special fuel to make the reporters mention that or just break out some standard bulbs and start whacking away at each other? I could see 7 year olds attempting this, but those two must have been dropped on their head from their roof's.
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
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ROFLMGDAO!!!!!
Wasn't it Oscar Wilde who once stated something to the effect of 'there is nothing common about common sense' ?
Honestly, the sheer stupidity of the human race never fails to astonish....
Wasn't it Oscar Wilde who once stated something to the effect of 'there is nothing common about common sense' ?
Honestly, the sheer stupidity of the human race never fails to astonish....
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[QUOTE=dragon wench]Honestly, the sheer stupidity of the human race never fails to astonish.... [/QUOTE]
I know, $183 million of ticket sales in america so far...
or did you mean the eejits with the homemade lightsabers?
[/QUOTE]I know, $183 million of ticket sales in america so far...
or did you mean the eejits with the homemade lightsabers?
Here where the flattering and mendacious swarm
Of lying epitaths their secrets keep,
At last incapable of further harm
The lewd forefathers of the village sleep.
Of lying epitaths their secrets keep,
At last incapable of further harm
The lewd forefathers of the village sleep.
I'm waiting for people to start reenacting Gladiator or something with large kitchen knives in place of the gladius' which were used by the Roman's now. Need to make your video's of stupid act's realistic and stuff you know.
They couldn't have gotten something made of plastic and put those little glow sticks inside of it and done it in the dark?
They couldn't have gotten something made of plastic and put those little glow sticks inside of it and done it in the dark?
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"