The Heathen Citadel

[giles337]

Because I know DZ, by force of habit, will look here, before he looks at that thread

[Darth Zenemij]

... Funny I did look here first.

[Magrus]

[QUOTE=ik911]Goddammit Magrus. I followed your advice and ten minutes later I find myself naked in a bed with a 90-year old woman! [/QUOTE]

*snickers* It won't work for Dutch boys.

[Tower_Master]

Again we must ask - where's the action, people??? What's the Citadel coming to?

[werebeargoddess]

I know, it's so freakin' quiet here. Maybe because it's (or was) Sunday?

[Tower_Master]

[QUOTE=werebeargoddess]I know, it's so freakin' quiet here. Maybe because it's (or was) Sunday?[/QUOTE]

...hey, it IS Sunday! Huh! I didn't even notice. So, how are you, WBG?

[Magrus]

It's not my fault no one spams with me anymore.

[Darth Zenemij]

Spamming has become no more it seems. There has been less spaming and what not.

[Magrus]

I can rustle something up as a topic.

I just told my ex Lori I just had a huge plate of Strawberry shortcake and she brought up old times, and...and. I miss her and old times.

[Darth Zenemij]

Yeah I miss mine and our old times, I want her back.

[Magrus]

This one time, there was a popcicle, and ah. Memories. I got a lecture from her cousin who lived in the other half of the house about the noise.

[Darth Zenemij]

Yeah that's why I told my ex to move out, she lived with her cousins, I didn't like them, they were nothing like her and they would hit her sometimes, wich agrivated me a lot.

[Magrus]

I've had a few of those. Two girls with abusive parents. No, this one just didn't like the noise when I was over.

[Demortis]

abusive parents, ah the memories. the twisted faces when i found out. ah the screams of torture. oh wait, sorry scratch that last part.

[Magrus]

Yep, luckily the first set killed themselves down in Florida, drove off a cliff. The second set, well, I couldn't do anything but corrupt their daughter. *sighs* 'Twas fun doing so, but they don't even talk anymore.

[Demortis]

yea, well, i and abusive father, had a heart to heart. ok thats bad, it was a fist to face, about the things he did while she slept. but he got my point when i got finished. her mom wouldnt talk to me till i kicked his ass, then me and her were all buddy buddy. ah, i miss her. she was one of the ones that went nuts for cat-nip, my ex, not her mom

[Locke Da'averan]

just a quick hi and i won't be on for the whole summer i presume.. later everyone, not just the heatheners but the whole lot of ya, enjoy your summer, i'm not so sure anymore.. i'll see you all in fall time and that better include you too magrus...

[Demortis]

WHAT?! YOUR LEAVING US???!!! oh well, i guess we'll talk to ya later man. i'll have a drink in the fridge when ya get back, extra strong and very large, u know the really tall shot glasses. ya you'll get one of them

[Darth Zenemij]

So what is everybody up to? The spam is dying so I might as well say something.

[Magrus]

[QUOTE=Locke Da'averan]just a quick hi and i won't be on for the whole summer i presume.. later everyone, not just the heatheners but the whole lot of ya, enjoy your summer, i'm not so sure anymore.. i'll see you all in fall time and that better include you too magrus... [/QUOTE]

Enjoy your summer man, and if I don't talk to you again, well this post will be buried in the spam of time. Have fun with your woman!

Ah Demo. If those two hadn't died in a car crash I think I would have done the same as you did, except mom wouldn't have gotten a shot or two herself for what she did to my Cassie.