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I am now starting the new Cheese Guild! Come here to discuss cheese tatics of any kind, for any class. If it smells like cheese POST IT! Also if you like to make monsters that you think are uncheesable post them here too.

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I have a question for the Cheese Guild - is there a cheesy way to kill a kobold? :D

Just curious ;)
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Post by General »

Originally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG>I have a question for the Cheese Guild - is there a cheesy way to kill a kobold? :D

Just curious ;) </STRONG>
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Originally posted by General:
<STRONG>BAD BOY!!!! Don't make fun ot the stupid loser guild that has no members because its retarded :D </STRONG>
:rolleyes: Firstly, that's girl, thank you... And I am not making fun, I do seriously want to know whether it's possible to kill a kobold with cheese! :D Okay? :D
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Post by Saruman »

Cheesy kobold death

Use Holy Smite (3rd level priest spell) to wipe out whole hoards of kobolds without any risk to your characters provided that your charcters are all good.

If characters aren't all good then you could try Abi-Dalzim's Horrid Wilting to smeg all the little blighters at once or alternatively you could always use holy word. :D
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Post by Astafas »

Kobolds really aren't hard to kill. But they sure are annoying when in large numbers. So why not take them out without any yapping? Have a thief or ranger scout them out for you. Then throw a classic fireball centered at the fog of war. Never knew what hit them - ain't that cheesy, say?!
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I'd Gate in a demon to fight the Kobold - and hope the demon wins, otherwise I'd use imprisoment on the kobold afterwards :D
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Post by Garcia »

he he cheese way to kill a kobolt :D

now why do you want to know a cheese way to kill a Kobolt Georgi :)
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Post by Saruman »

Use a limited wish spell to change into a mind flayer and then do intelligence drain attacks on the little mongrels, I don't think kobolds have very high intelligence and hence will be particuarly susceptable to this kind of attack. ;)
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I love cheese! :D At least, discussing it. ;) Count me in.

As for the Kobold; I recommend off-screen Cloudkilling or the Sanctuary/Blade Barrier.
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How 'bout just summoning a fire elemental. Kobolds can't hit 'em. Cheese fondue!
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hmmm, spell triggered chain lightning? it's all good.
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Dire Charm, Cloudkill. hahahaha!

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Take a high level thief and get the kobolds to chase you, all the time planting traps in their way.
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Delayed blast fireball.

Firshield blue/red :D
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Post by Ulfen »

erm.. Aerie: Web then Call Lightning. Amuzing, not really cheez. :\ Perhaps Wizards Eye and Earthquake.
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What about meteor? :D
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:D


k.. robe of vecna, alacrity, lots'a desintergrates(?)\flesh2Stones.

or combine the two! Flesh2Stones then Quake

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Summon a planetar/ elemental prince/ and 3 fire elementals, then turn into slayer and hope you don't get slaughtered.
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Post by nael »

death spell...that's all i ever use against those mongrels
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