The Heathen Citadel
Uh-huh, that would look good. The resident drunken pervert slapping around a 15 year old boy. Gonna get right on that one. 
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
Aww, well you deserved it for your liberal slapping's going on lately.
WoW, world of suck-your-money-monthly.
WoW, world of suck-your-money-monthly.
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
Ah don't worry about me, I've been burned by girls so often I think I'm starting to gain quite the immunity to it.
Still, it's a good friend who dives into the fire for a buddy.
Still, it's a good friend who dives into the fire for a buddy.
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
- Demortis
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[announcer voice] new and improved drink bottles, lets you drink longer and faster!!! only 5 easy payments of $2.00, order now and get free booze for life!!! [/announcer voice]
huh, good offer!!! YES TO FRIENDSHIP
huh, good offer!!! YES TO FRIENDSHIP
Zombies are not real! The Government is still doin Human trails!
Have you ever wondered why, in a dream you can touch a falling sky? Or fly to the heavens that watch over you. - Godsmack
Have you ever wondered why, in a dream you can touch a falling sky? Or fly to the heavens that watch over you. - Godsmack
That would be a good offer. There's a goth bar around here that has an open bar for liqour for 2 hours a night on certain nights of the week for a $5 cover. I'd have to get all "gothed out" though. Make-up and clothes and what not. Still...I can kill close to a half-gallon of booze in a 2 hours if it's right in front of me with easy access and I'm sitting down on a good night. $5 is CHEAP for that much booze.

"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
- Demortis
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i could go goth easily, and i got the 5$, to bad the news would be sayin [reporter voice] a gothic woman was mauled by what looks to be large wolves lastnite. bottles of alcohal were found on the scene of the crime. we think her and her bf were having fun when he was drug off to be eatin later and her on the spot [/reporter voice]
just the mood im in right now
just the mood im in right now
Zombies are not real! The Government is still doin Human trails!
Have you ever wondered why, in a dream you can touch a falling sky? Or fly to the heavens that watch over you. - Godsmack
Have you ever wondered why, in a dream you can touch a falling sky? Or fly to the heavens that watch over you. - Godsmack
I was like that last night. Woke up that way too.
Miss Kim cheered me up earlier though.
I'm drunk and going to munch on Lucky Charms. Screw a bowl and milk.
Miss Kim cheered me up earlier though.
I'm drunk and going to munch on Lucky Charms. Screw a bowl and milk.
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
- Demortis
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wish i could feel like that, i just want to create mass damage, so if you hear on the national news that someone went nuts with a spork its me
Zombies are not real! The Government is still doin Human trails!
Have you ever wondered why, in a dream you can touch a falling sky? Or fly to the heavens that watch over you. - Godsmack
Have you ever wondered why, in a dream you can touch a falling sky? Or fly to the heavens that watch over you. - Godsmack
Oh! I went on a sporking rampage in the hospital. "Safety flatware" my rear!
Those nurses looked so confused and frustrated it was worth the time in isolation.
Those nurses looked so confused and frustrated it was worth the time in isolation.
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
- Tower_Master
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[QUOTE=Magrus]Oh! I went on a sporking rampage in the hospital. "Safety flatware" my rear!
Those nurses looked so confused and frustrated it was worth the time in isolation.
[/QUOTE]
Well, as long as you didn't go on a spooning rage...
Those nurses looked so confused and frustrated it was worth the time in isolation.
Well, as long as you didn't go on a spooning rage...
I sincerely wish we could re-consider this plan from a perspective that involved pants.